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>this protein shake contains soý

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no you cant use technology to make your life easier

    okay so the next time you need to change a wheel, get under your car and bench press it while someone replaces the wheels or you are a pussy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the emotional soi boi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bottles are designed to be opened by human hands
      Cars are not designed to be benched

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who is behind this post

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a way to find out your bf is HIV+. Did you really believe he got it from a drink though?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the fuck do you get aids from a bottle

          The fag had aids already. He got some other infection from the cut which is deadly for fags with aids.
          Fag 2 just putting out that fag 1 has aids to garner pity points.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know that

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              He has basic reading comprehension skills

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              bros out here really cant read

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Any cut can get infected. Especially if you have aids.
              How is this difficult to understand, holy shit

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because I have a basic understanding of science.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Found the ketotard.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the fuck do you get aids from a bottle

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was in some guy's butt first.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats the issue, it isnt helping.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was the point in mentioning his story? Slso isolate that gay from the world

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > no you cant use technology to make your life easier

      >pays $150 for battery powered mechanical device to open his drink for him
      >doesn’t ask pic related fellow gay if he has the right tool for the job
      >is: pocket knife, wrench, blowtorch, etc

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro it's a plastic bottle, kids are able to open them most of the time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck I wish I could bench a car

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't let your dreams be dreams

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao holy shit youre really defending this weak gay
      Gtfo this board bro its a fucking bottle. If you cant open that you need to go lift some fucking weights, start with the 5 pound dumbbels lil fella

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me.
      Do you feel personally attacked by the image?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do because I have extremely sweaty hands

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And at what age exactly have you come to terms about being homosexual?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't drive one side up a dirt ramp and wedge a big piece of wood under the frame then dig out the ramp with his hands

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically can deadlift my car, but obviously if I'm doing that I can't also use my hands to change the tires and there's no reason to turn a 1 man job into a 2 man job. Meanwhile getting out one of these machines takes more time and effort than just opening the bottle should.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol those devices are literally made for women and the elderly

    Sad!

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back gay

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does his hand look like it was generated in Stable Diffusion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's a fag with aids

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know fitizens think this is a meme but it's legit, sometimes these fuckin plastic bottles are almost sealed shut. I once bought a bottle of fucking water and I couldn't open the bastard and I was red from embarrassment cause I was in front of my colleagues. Later on my girlfriend twisted the cap off for me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't open an overly tight bottle you do what any normal man does and use a towel or your shirt for extra grip.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        my girlfriend is stronger than me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being weaker than a fucking woman
      fucks sake IST

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite thing is seeing anons losing their shit over obvious satire

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please tell me what a sground bottle is??

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that first sip of the D-ACK!

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got a contact dermatitis (allergic reaction) and caused my entire hands to blister and peel
    essentially I got baby skin in my hands again
    for two weeks i would get paper cuts, scrape my hands when opening bottles or packaging, struggled with tight lids, barbell with heavy weight became unbearable, extremely annoying experience overall until they got sufficiently rough again

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