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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no you cant use technology to make your life easier

    okay so the next time you need to change a wheel, get under your car and bench press it while someone replaces the wheels or you are a pussy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Found the emotional soi boi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bottles are designed to be opened by human hands
      Cars are not designed to be benched

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who is behind this post

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What a way to find out your bf is HIV+. Did you really believe he got it from a drink though?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick do you get aids from a bottle

          The gay had aids already. He got some other infection from the cut which is deadly for gays with aids.
          gay 2 just putting out that gay 1 has aids to garner pity points.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He has basic reading comprehension skills

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              homies out here really cant read

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Any cut can get infected. Especially if you have aids.
              How is this difficult to understand, holy shit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because I have a basic understanding of science.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Found the ketotard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick do you get aids from a bottle

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Was in some guy's butt first.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thats the issue, it isnt helping.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What was the point in mentioning his story? Slso isolate that homosexual from the world

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > no you cant use technology to make your life easier

      >pays $150 for battery powered mechanical device to open his drink for him
      >doesn’t ask pic related fellow gay if he has the right tool for the job
      >is: pocket knife, wrench, blowtorch, etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie it's a plastic bottle, kids are able to open them most of the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I wish I could bench a car

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't let your dreams be dreams

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao holy shit youre really defending this weak homosexual
      Gtfo this board bro its a fricking bottle. If you cant open that you need to go lift some fricking weights, start with the 5 pound dumbbels lil fella

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me.
      Do you feel personally attacked by the image?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I do because I have extremely sweaty hands

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And at what age exactly have you come to terms about being homosexual?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't drive one side up a dirt ramp and wedge a big piece of wood under the frame then dig out the ramp with his hands

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically can deadlift my car, but obviously if I'm doing that I can't also use my hands to change the tires and there's no reason to turn a 1 man job into a 2 man job. Meanwhile getting out one of these machines takes more time and effort than just opening the bottle should.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol those devices are literally made for women and the elderly

    Sad!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go back homosexual

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does his hand look like it was generated in Stable Diffusion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because he's a gay with aids

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know fitizens think this is a meme but it's legit, sometimes these frickin plastic bottles are almost sealed shut. I once bought a bottle of fricking water and I couldn't open the bastard and I was red from embarrassment cause I was in front of my colleagues. Later on my girlfriend twisted the cap off for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't open an overly tight bottle you do what any normal man does and use a towel or your shirt for extra grip.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my girlfriend is stronger than me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >being weaker than a fricking woman
      fricks sake IST

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite thing is seeing anons losing their shit over obvious satire

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please tell me what a sground bottle is??

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that first sip of the D-ACK!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i got a contact dermatitis (allergic reaction) and caused my entire hands to blister and peel
    essentially I got baby skin in my hands again
    for two weeks i would get paper cuts, scrape my hands when opening bottles or packaging, struggled with tight lids, barbell with heavy weight became unbearable, extremely annoying experience overall until they got sufficiently rough again

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