The gay had aids already. He got some other infection from the cut which is deadly for gays with aids.
gay 2 just putting out that gay 1 has aids to garner pity points.
> no you cant use technology to make your life easier
>pays $150 for battery powered mechanical device to open his drink for him >doesn’t ask pic related fellow gay if he has the right tool for the job >is: pocket knife, wrench, blowtorch, etc
Lmao holy shit youre really defending this weak homosexual
Gtfo this board bro its a fricking bottle. If you cant open that you need to go lift some fricking weights, start with the 5 pound dumbbels lil fella
I unironically can deadlift my car, but obviously if I'm doing that I can't also use my hands to change the tires and there's no reason to turn a 1 man job into a 2 man job. Meanwhile getting out one of these machines takes more time and effort than just opening the bottle should.
I know fitizens think this is a meme but it's legit, sometimes these frickin plastic bottles are almost sealed shut. I once bought a bottle of fricking water and I couldn't open the bastard and I was red from embarrassment cause I was in front of my colleagues. Later on my girlfriend twisted the cap off for me.
i got a contact dermatitis (allergic reaction) and caused my entire hands to blister and peel
essentially I got baby skin in my hands again
for two weeks i would get paper cuts, scrape my hands when opening bottles or packaging, struggled with tight lids, barbell with heavy weight became unbearable, extremely annoying experience overall until they got sufficiently rough again
>no you cant use technology to make your life easier
okay so the next time you need to change a wheel, get under your car and bench press it while someone replaces the wheels or you are a pussy.
Found the emotional soi boi
Bottles are designed to be opened by human hands
Cars are not designed to be benched
I wonder who is behind this post
What a way to find out your bf is HIV+. Did you really believe he got it from a drink though?
The gay had aids already. He got some other infection from the cut which is deadly for gays with aids.
gay 2 just putting out that gay 1 has aids to garner pity points.
How do you know that
He has basic reading comprehension skills
homies out here really cant read
Any cut can get infected. Especially if you have aids.
How is this difficult to understand, holy shit
Because I have a basic understanding of science.
Found the ketotard.
How the frick do you get aids from a bottle
Was in some guy's butt first.
thats the issue, it isnt helping.
What was the point in mentioning his story? Slso isolate that homosexual from the world
> no you cant use technology to make your life easier
>pays $150 for battery powered mechanical device to open his drink for him
>doesn’t ask pic related fellow gay if he has the right tool for the job
>is: pocket knife, wrench, blowtorch, etc
homie it's a plastic bottle, kids are able to open them most of the time
Frick I wish I could bench a car
Don't let your dreams be dreams
Lmao holy shit youre really defending this weak homosexual
Gtfo this board bro its a fricking bottle. If you cant open that you need to go lift some fricking weights, start with the 5 pound dumbbels lil fella
Good
Tell me.
Do you feel personally attacked by the image?
I do because I have extremely sweaty hands
And at what age exactly have you come to terms about being homosexual?
>he doesn't drive one side up a dirt ramp and wedge a big piece of wood under the frame then dig out the ramp with his hands
I unironically can deadlift my car, but obviously if I'm doing that I can't also use my hands to change the tires and there's no reason to turn a 1 man job into a 2 man job. Meanwhile getting out one of these machines takes more time and effort than just opening the bottle should.
>t.
Lol those devices are literally made for women and the elderly
Sad!
Go back homosexual
Why does his hand look like it was generated in Stable Diffusion
because he's a gay with aids
I know fitizens think this is a meme but it's legit, sometimes these frickin plastic bottles are almost sealed shut. I once bought a bottle of fricking water and I couldn't open the bastard and I was red from embarrassment cause I was in front of my colleagues. Later on my girlfriend twisted the cap off for me.
If you can't open an overly tight bottle you do what any normal man does and use a towel or your shirt for extra grip.
my girlfriend is stronger than me
>being weaker than a fricking woman
fricks sake IST
my favorite thing is seeing anons losing their shit over obvious satire
Can someone please tell me what a sground bottle is??
>that first sip of the D-ACK!
i got a contact dermatitis (allergic reaction) and caused my entire hands to blister and peel
essentially I got baby skin in my hands again
for two weeks i would get paper cuts, scrape my hands when opening bottles or packaging, struggled with tight lids, barbell with heavy weight became unbearable, extremely annoying experience overall until they got sufficiently rough again