This shit is surprisingly good. Not really too bothered if the World Economic Forum imposes veganism

This shit is surprisingly good
Not really too bothered if the World Economic Forum imposes veganism

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  1. 2 months ago
    sage

    oh is it? i'll just eat you instead then
    eat it up fatty

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is shit being used as slang or literal here?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like dooki, if I was going to eat a meat substitute I would eat some tofu fried in bacon grease, not whatever that is. At least with the tofu it only has like 3-4 components one of them including water.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats dooki? and where does the word originate?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dooki, 1997 Finnish Eurovision champ. He did that song "Ching Chong Finnish Eyes"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          tfft thought it was some Black person word creeping in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its dookie, and its a white word. it means poopy 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if I was going to eat a meat substitute I would eat some tofu fried in bacon grease, not whatever that is
      this. if you're trying to consume less meat, you can make good dishes that are designed not to use meat, rather than these always-terrible meat substitutes. my girlfriend makes this fried cauliflower and rice dish that takes the place of chicken perfectly.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't a primary ingredient basedbean oil? anything is good when the primary oil is an oil...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      basedbean oil****

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got an Impossible Sausage for you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impossibly small

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you rather eat
    >actual sausage
    >ingredients: animal meat, animal fat, animal intestines, spices

    or
    >giga magic ebic non animal suffering sausage lite
    >ingredients: ?????????????, onions, onions bean oil, shit ton of salt, ?????????????????, ????, ???????????, totally not more onions, crickets

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat that shit for a week and take a blood test for tumor markers

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought these guys went bankrupt they disappeared from shelves a couple years ago.. problem with impossible meats was "heme", it's like 10,000x concentrated basedbean science shit. Beyond meat is an infinitely healthier product.. but as an Albertan i just eat beef everyday in moderation.
    TLDR Beef > Beyond meat > literal cancer > impossible meat.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually like the taste too. like ill buy it when its on sale, otherwise its a bit pricey given what it is. but yeah idk nothing against vegan meat imitations. anyways all the fat moronic americans shitting on it being like "it's hyper processed soi boi food!!!!" can kill themselves as if theyre not eating bullshit everyday regardless

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's hyper processed soi boi food!!!!
      But it is exactly that. Look at most vegan recipes, they have 2 dozen heavily processed ingredients just to poorly imitate non-vegan food

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they promised me bugs

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat what you want to eat and let others eat what they want to eat
    the WEF isn't going to impose jack shit

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >surprisingly good
    Vegans have no palate. Simple as. Opinion discarded.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs and veganism is just for poor gays. Climate change is religion for the poor.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Veganism is literally the only hope for a White ethnostate and a true and lasting Pax Mundi. This is EXTREMELY counter-intuitive, but if you research the people who own the factory farms, the "meat men" if you will, you'll see what I mean.

    Remember what Jesus of Nazareth did to those who sold animals to be sacrificed to the priestly class in His temple.

    Hint: The israelites are NOT the final boss, and "They" have been with us since time immemorial.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please elaborate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t look up who Shlomo Rubashkin is and his ties to Donald Trump.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      No.
      Yes.
      Sorry anon. I know you think that this has to do with food. But its bout killing all of us.
      Absolutely stake the vampires. It's the age old tradition.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they stop me from eating things I grab out of nature myself? Like Catfish, trout, rabbits, deer meat, BBQ groundhogs, wild strawberries, raspeberries, blackberries???
    The WEF is full of shit and I encourage and am calling for violence against their members.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally eating shit
    pass

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit. Ap likes to eat shit. Scat warning

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have been a vegetarian for 11 years.
    i can assure you that anyone that tries to take a healthy diet more seriously, is not eating this goy slop.
    if your gonna get on a high horse and say that you are eating a better diet, than do it. this is the same slop they would feed at mcdonalds anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i have been a vegetarian for 11 years.
      Did your wife's boyfriend start pegging you before or after your switch to vegetarianism?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well i like to stay in my own lane
        but since you wanna talk smack
        the biggest cause of heart disease and rectal cancer is red meat.
        260k people die a year from heart disease, and 160k a year from rectal cancer.
        eating burgers all day is like the equivalent of smoking a pack of cigarettes. but keep saying im a gay because i have a basic understanding of nutrition.
        Muh meat. if you really took your diet seriously, then you would only be eating chicken and fish.
        what a tard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the biggest cause of heart disease and rectal cancer is red meat.
          >basic understanding of nutrition
          Pick one. I don’t even have a problem with vegetarians but the “studies” you’re basing this shit on are fundamentally flawed and don’t account for other lifestyle choices such as smoking.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you wanna talk about my butthole. when your butthole will likely get fricked by cancer.
        bitch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          your stomach gets as much of a beating as his colon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a friend that went vegetarian, but who pretty much refuses to use vegetables in their cooking, other than tinned ratatouille. Yet thinks he's being the healthiest out of all of us, despite having put on pounds and pounds of weight since he started.
      It's insane how much sugar you can find in veggie and vegan amalgamated foods.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call for you

      gay

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not going to lie, I hope they win and succeed in depopulation.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the macros?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than meat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        frickin heart attack in a tube

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol no cholesterol, enjoy your early onset dementia

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nvm I looked it up, for 100g its
      >16g of fat
      >9g of carbohydrates
      >11gr of protein
      >232 calories
      Regular sausages are going to vary, but it’s usually:
      >25-30g fat
      >12-15g protein
      >0-5g carbohydrates
      >around 300 calories
      It’s alright I guess? Protein availability is going to be an issue ofc.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is literal shit from a sewer

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Regular impossible burgers already taste like meatloaf. Their composition isn't firm nor tasty.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy. I'm going to continue purchasing large quantities of beef standing next to indian people at the supermarket.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you zill eat ze bugs
    nope
    chickens and leftist wokies will eat the bugs
    i will eat the wokies and chickens

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i will eat the wokies
      You'll need to take estrogen blockers afterwards, and be sure to cook them well to kill any gay parasites they have.

  25. 2 months ago
    sage

    im getting more of a seared bite

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This shit is surprisingly good
    kek. maybe for someone who dont eat beef

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes good but the problem is the natural flavoring they add which is basically mystery meat. Its probably derived from some bacterial culture grown in a vat in which case i wont eat it, too unnatural who knows how it affects the body long term.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like it would sell well in India.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like diarrhea.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Eunuchs suck up to the state so badly?
    Serious question

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So people just like being told what to do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doing what you're told is boring and gay.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's cause it's mostly seed oil and salt, it also costs more than a real sausage.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never tried it. I don’t want to try it. The manufacturer will go out of business soon. However, I bet the sausage is edible because it’s sausage. I’ve had a non-meat sausage years before this product existed. Chicken and turkey sausage is similar, it’s fat and filler and spices mostly.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like vomit in a tube.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like it came out of a jeets ass

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another vector to kill you.

    Good luck when you get dick cancer and piss blood clots.

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