This spider is ruining my gains how the fuck am I supposed to sleep I cant reach the ceiling too get it either

This spider is ruining my gains how the fuck am I supposed to sleep… I can’t reach the ceiling too get it either

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold your cat up to it, he'll kill it for you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i did this once. the cat just played with it resulting in the spider running apeshit in the room wich resulted me running apeshit in the room.

      dont do it. dont trust cats a job.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not appreciating the spiderbro mires
    He's just cheering you on king

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    throw something at it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Update: 1 shot it with a rubber band and it was dazed for a moment when it fell to the ground

    Trapped it and released it outside safely and it walked away

    Sleep time now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did this once and the spider came back.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn't the original spider, it was one of the dozens of progeny it left behind in your room

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vacuum
    >unhook hose
    >suck it up
    >let it spin in the vacuum pressure for 30 seconds
    >it's dead

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could be worse, gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >australia

      not even once

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah mate that's a tarantula, so probably in latin america

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It says the name of the country in the video . Tobago, it's part of Trinidad and Tobago

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah mate that's a tarantula, so probably in latin america

        it literally says toboga

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *Tobago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fine, it's your house now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck . Im from Trinidad and never seen this shit. I hope I never see this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would scream like a bitch if I saw that monster on my wall not gonna lie

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good dog

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, how pathetic for a man to be afraid of a spider. It cant hurt you, thing is fucking tiny, you are like a god to it. OOOH I CANT SLEEP THERES A SPIDER ON MY CEILING.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It cant hurt you, thing is fucking tiny, you are like a god to it

      The funny thing is how other animals understand this implicitly and give zero fucks about spiders. Look at

      . People are afraid to go near these things but a fucking baby duck 1/10th our size goes right up to it and eats it. Humans see a threat, they see a snack. People get so creeped out by the aesthetics we ignore the huge disparity in scale that makes us essentially invulnerable to these things

      Being afraid of the poisonous ones is reasonable though

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WTF is your problem man? The spider didn’t do anything to you

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao all the beta males in this thread afraid of spiders. Go on hrt and become a woman, weak gays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. it's not like it's a kekroach or any terrifying like that.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, you have to remember that a spider is NEVER alone
    If you feel something while you sleep, knows that it's not your mind making shit up

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a whitetail. Those fuggers get the spray from me.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a pet now. Relax. Spiders are bros.

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