this time dicken booty has gone too far Posted on April 7, 2023 by Anonymous this time dicken booty has gone too far
Broccoli garden gnome.
thats a guy?
just a dicken girl living in a booty world
Do zoomers realize they look like lesbians with that haircut?
why do people hate on this haircut? it's way better than that faggy manbun ponytail shit
perms are gay
What if he just had naturally curly hair? My hair curls like that and I don't even know what a perm is.
But this is not even close to the shit-tier manbun haircut that made bros look like women from the back. You'd never mistake this haircut for a girl's hair.
so you're mad because you get a stiffy when you see men with long hair from behind?
do you get a stiffy every time you see a woman walking in front of you?
I'm just saying it's gay as fuck, like painting your fingernails, wearing a floral dress, or having a ponytail that your bf can use to pull on while he's hitting it from the back.
>anon with gnomish/moron genes throws a tantrum because people make fun of his shit haircut
I don't have that broccoli haircut. Not even mad but you probably have a manbun mad gay.
Depends on the long hair. If it looks like mane, yeah it's based. If it looks like a woman's then you're the gay for liking it on a man.
> If it looks like a woman's then you're the gay for liking it
> you're the gay for liking it on a man
way to selectively quote gay
> on a man
Liking something on a man might be confusing to you, but is not the same as liking men. So, what are you if you like masculine features on women? Perfectly straight?
>If it looks like mane, yeah it's based. If it looks like a woman's then you're the gay for liking it on a man.
The only difference between these is a masculinized face.
Women don't style their hair messy like that. In any case, the issue isn't having long messy hair, it's putting it up in a manbun or ponytail.
> So, what are you if you like masculine features on women?
A chud lover.
My point is that it's not equally shit, dipshit. So it's preferable for trend following zoomers to have this less shit hairstyle than a gay one.
>it's putting it up in a manbun or ponytail
You put it in a manbun/ponytail/braids/cap/band so that it doesn't get in the way when you're doing something.
Why are some of you morons so autistic about irrelevant shit like that as if it's a 2010 youtube comment section?
> You put it in a manbun/ponytail/braids/cap/band so that it doesn't get in the way when you're doing something.
Yeah, like walking. It really gets in the way. It's obviously a faggy trend that's thankfully disappearing.
>you probably have a manbun mad gay
Nope, I keep it short.
Sounds like a dude with a manbun fucked your girl and left her pussy oozing with cum.
Nope, but sounds like your BF likes it when you tug on his manbun gay
Long hair is based gay
>why do people hate horse poop? It's so much better than cow poop
nobody brought up an equally shit haircut except you, fucking retard
You absolute retard.
When you’re norwood 0 like that kid you don’t give a fuck. Remember to take ypur finasteride millennial you need it.
Oh no no no he is unawares
You can see his forehead though. If it makes you gays feel better it’s an ugly
Don't most zoomers use that broccoli hairstyle to cover up a receding hairstyle anyway?
Broccoli cut hides a receded hairline. It's the zoomer version of the fringe as a Norwood cope.
I wear what's essentially a military cut, and he's right
My gramps is over 100 and still has hair, I'll be good for a while
Stop posting this hag-faced attention whore... please.
Is that her brother? His face looks just like her's
People are attracted to people with their same facial features or the complete opposite.
dude looks like the incel from megamind
and yet he is having more sex than you? Crazy, maybe you should megamindmaxx and then you'd get some bitches on yo dick
hope the broccoli head reads your post bro
>and yet he is having more sex than you?
Yeah I want her dicken my booty if you understand my intention.
I'd unironically be embarrassed if I had this guys face. Jeez that's woof
This thread is great. Shows ISTs jealousy. Never forget that these are the people that give you life advice.
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My gf has a better face and a better body than his.
I look like a cave troll compared to him.
But I still think he looks kinda ugly and retarded.
Meant that my gf's face and body looks better than dickenbooty's.
nice feet 8/10 would sniff
its crazy how good the first part of that dickenbooty vid is, just perfection.
EINEN DICK IN BOOTY!!!
I'd dicken her booty if you know what I mean