Thoughts about halotop?

This stuff is saving my life during summer but I have no idea what they're doing to this shit to cut the calories so low. Can this really be that bad for you?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > have no idea what they're doing to this shit to cut the calories so low.

    Are you literate?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can basically assume the calories are about 15%-20% higher than they are on the label, but honestly other than that it’s not bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are companies not held to some sort of accuracy standard for nutrition labels?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The FDA allows for a 20% margin of error for calorie labels. Not only is that an insane margin of error but they don't even really enforce it either, so companies (especially goyslop ones) get away with murder

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    saw it and said what the heck, i’ll give it a try and picked up the chocolate cookie dough
    i ended up eating the whole thing my first seat down from the store 🙁
    i’m poor rn and can not afford $5 for a tub a little bit larger than my first. id eat it everyday otherwise
    how’s pistachio?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just inhaled a whole tub of it last night when I said I would only have a few scoops.
      Gives me a weird aftertaste but it's still 300 cal for a full pint of ice cream. Definitely expensive af tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The creamy chocolate is great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with buying a $2 1.5 quart of store brand ice cream? You don't have to eat it all, only a few spoonfuls.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What's wrong with buying a $2 1.5 quart of store brand ice cream?
        The fact that you have to stop after a few spoonfuls?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tell mommy to buy these all the time, they are amazing. But if I had to buy these myself I wouldn't because you are literally spending more money for less calories and even no nutrients.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a good source of protein
    How can these fricking israelites slap these lies on there with no repercussions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's practically whey + skim milk + artificial sweetener and xanthan gum. So I wouldn't see why it isn't, especially compared to regular ice cream

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's got like 17 grams of protein. Bretty good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >17 calories per gram of protein
        That's awful anon, what are you talking about? 2% milk has a much better protein to calorie ratio

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks, or at least it did when I last had it like 4 years ago. I'd rather just eat real ice cream.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know everything about the recipe, obviously, but I do know that it has a higher moisture content than regular ice cream. In other words, it has a lot more shaved ice relative to standard ice cream. This is why halo top has a much milder taste, and it's especially apparent if you melt a tub of halo top and compare it to melted normal ice cream.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought it tasted like slightly flavored ice. However, this was when I was fat. I would need to try it again to see if it tastes better to me now.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he needs low-cal ice cream to maintain a cut

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh op, you should try oppo instead, it's only got like 100 more calories for the full tub but it has the actual taste and texture of real icecream

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer pick related. Same calories, way less sugar. I buy a few when they're 50% off at my local grocery store. A nice treat for a Friday or Saturday when I'm watching TV.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick forgot the pic

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't eat ice cream lmao. How is this even hard?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling this shit in my coombait exercise forums you fricking suits, we're not your target demographic this is the fifth time I've seen you shills here just this month alone

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literal astroturfing

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