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Thoughts on Goggins?
nig noggins is cringe
he's my type
i want to marry a man who is genuinely insane
i am your man, our relationship will be in constant turmoil until i murder you in one of my maniac-depressive episodes
he is black
Good motivation for working out, but there are far better people to turn to for advice on everything else in your life (career, social life, mental wellbeing)
My favorite part of the noggins saga is when in one of his books, he accuses his father-in-law of being racist for having concerns that noggins would leave his daughter a single mother. Aaaaaaand it happened.
nobody can deal with white women. It was inevitable.
Did he leave or did she kick him out?
WHOS GONNA RAISE THE BABIES
Drown them like they did in the olden days
Never happened. The fact that you say "books" shows that you don't know what you're talking about.
The posterchild of the phrase "based retard"
I do not believe him I think he's probably a bigger fraud than lance armstrong.
ofc he roids. just look at him. no other distance runner looks like him.
Not perfect, not a genius, but i enjoy listening to his simple motivational speeches and he works way harder than most of the gays on here combined.
On what, running? Making YouTube videos? Hard work doesn't count if thats the kind of bullshit you do all day
The time he brags about are literally shit. He overtrains on the running. My marathon times are better, but I have 40% higher than average bone density. This equates to about 15 lbs more bone mass. So I MOG his marathon times, all while carrying the equivalent of a 15 lbs pack. He is an unremarkable moron doing what unremarkable morons do best - incessantly bark about how great they are
He literally does them like one a week for fun to prepare for his 100+ mile ultramarathons.
>yea I totally beat him bro
Just shut the fuck up…it’s so cringe you’re making me fee embarrassed for you
>Didn’t write his own book
>Cheated on the ranger test
>His seal training was never used when he was “in”, rather promoted to desk jockey then recruiter
>weight loss supposedly came from using stationary bike every waking hour of the day but never got loose skin when dropping so rapidly
>Cheated his way through school
>Imposter syndrome for never being fully hood or fully Carlton
There is a lot of shit about him that seems to have been made in a lab to be sold to regular people for inspiration. Like how Les Brown played up being a retarded porch moron success to white rich people to take money from poor people.
Strike a nerve? Please, ladies first.
on the ranger test
never heard this but i believe it. details?
He talks about it briefly, said he got lost and then found a road they were expressly forbidden from using and didn’t think it was monitored. Came running in from the woods all happy thinking he was smooth and immediately got sent to the bus home. That’s why people are so defensive of him.
>He tells it raw, why would he lie?
When you admit you cheated your whole life you do not get to come out and talk about the grind and taking souls. You cheated. That’s the secret, good job. I saw that South Park episode too.
He doesn't say that. He acknowledges that he got overconfident, got lost, and then didn't get accepted. You did not read the book. The person you heard this from did not read the book either. Cope harder.
I read the book, and he said he cheated and was shocked they found out when he was on the bus home.
No, it does not say that.
Yes he does, he even says it when he is training for seal about he stole the schedule so his boat mates would have an edge. Every time he is met with potential hardship he brags about finding the edge by stealing something, just that last time it didn’t work.
Look, one of you motherfuckers is lying. Sort this shit out, post the page from book, or broth of you shut the fuck up.
> checked my watch. I had a little over forty minutes before they called time. I reached the Humvee, took down the coordinates for checkpoint six and studied the map. Thanks to my fuck up, I had two clear options. I could play by the rules and miss drop-dead time or I could break the rules, use the roads at my disposal, and give myself a chance
He then goes on to say how the military loves a get it done man so it was a no brainer to cheat.
I’ll have to dig some more to find the earlier chapter where he talks about stealing the schedule. I can’t remember if it is first or second attempt.
>Cheated on the ranger test
He was never a Ranger, he was SEAL that then reclassed in USAF Tactical Air Control. SEALs hate him because he said USAF SOF was more disciplined and felt better.
>he was SEAL that then reclassed in USAF Tactical Air Control
was the opposite
>SEALs hate him because he said USAF SOF was more disciplined and felt better.
Wrong, everyone hates him cause hes mentally retarded and either never depolyed or did only once.
>He was never a Ranger
He went to ranger school you idiot. Ranger school is different than rasp.
I believe that, hes mentally impaired.
>and either never depolyed
to have heart surgery
he had surgery during an entire 20 year career? Wow thats impressive.
Heart surgery came after he first started being an ultra rooner, not the middle of his time in the military.
He did deploy. You guys are retarded. You can literally just look at pictures of him with his badges and see deployment badges. He just doesn't talk about his deployments at all because that's not the focus of his book.
>Wrong, everyone hates him cause hes mentally retarded and either never depolyed or did only once
From what I've heard, they didn't like him because he didn't really want to be there. He liked BUD/S for the physical challenge but didn't actually enjoy doing SEAL stuff like practicing on the range and training CQC in shoot houses
He was an athlete at heart, not a soldier which is why he was supposedly a bit of a pain to work with
They also hated him because he wanted general pt to be like training. His men hated him too.
To be like testing*
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GIB ME BIG BOOBA GF NOW!!!
In his “book” retard, he talked about going out for the rangers for his ego and how he thought he could pull one over on the instructors.
>In 2004, Goggins graduated from Army Ranger School, and received the "Enlisted Honor Man" award.
I’m re downloading the book so I can show you the fucking pages numb nuts. Give me a minute.
My bad, chapter 10 was how he failed delta selection not rangers. Still he tried to cheat his way in and got his hand caught in the cookie jar.
>never got loose skin when dropping so rapidly
That has nothing to do with loose skin, chungus.
>Like how Les Brown played up being a retarded porch moron success to white rich people to take money from poor people.
Lmao. You gotta be huuuuungry, anon
Look man I like Les, but some of his stories he really paints his teenage self like a garden gnome in black face.
>>His seal training was never used when he was “in”, rather promoted to desk jockey then recruiter
>Did all of the cool training but never went to go die for the ZOG
syndrome for never being fully hood or fully Carlton
Too retarded to die.
seething crabs itt. Hate to see it.
Redditors who volunteered to fight in Ukraine literally saw more combat than Gaggins, lmao
My boss watches him since he's trying to unfuck his life after a divorce.
Our shift starts at 5am but my boss gets up at 2am to run 3 miles every morning. Good guy but he needs to stop getting written up at the job.
autism and probably mental issues. bad coping mechanism for whatever trauma he has inside his noggin(s)
His trauma is looking in the mirror and seeing a fat fuck. That's fucking traumatizing.
His coping mechanism is not being a fat fuck.
his father didn't love him, that seems to be all
he also has sub human intelligence. He failed the asvab the first time he took it. I got a 95 with no warning. Just walked in and took it. Im sure most people here would score 80+ no problem just to put into perspective how stupid he is.
>most people here would score 80+
you're joking dude
it is genuinely an easy test
>t. also got a 95 sophomore year of HS
absolutely not, morons are morons and getting below a 70 makes you sub human
You do realize that the military wants to get as many soldiers as they can, right? The test is basically a retard test. If you fail, it means you are technically retarded.
He was beat by his father regularly and forced to work for his father every night. He'd go to school tired and said that he wouldn't pay attention. He started cheating to get by. Yes, he had a harder life than you and that is reflected in him not paying attention at school at all because he had to catch up on sleep to get ready for work and his regular beatings.
and what is your point simp? I know all that I saw him on roggin too. Thats the reason, whats your point? Its true and unchangeable.
>he dindu nuffin
You tell me.
Not natty and liar, still likeable guy.
He is an African american who seems to be able to valiantly hold back his insatiable urge to rape and murder, so he is to be commended.
you are evil anon, you know that right?
You are a circumcised american and your notions of morality are based on the work of ancient pedophiles and mad men. You are not even a human being, more like a golem. You only exist as a source of labor for your betters.
He is right. Cope and seethe amerimutt
for a guy who 'loves pain', his body isnt very impressive
Thats what happens when you run to kidney and bowel failure. Pissing brown/black blood just means you are taking souls.
did he actually do that?
Frim what I heard, yeah, he did some retarded shit...fightin some deep demons to become super man.
He did it, though. Compared to 99% of humanity he is a super soldier.
Yeah, his first ultra run he didn’t pace himself, didn’t bring salt tabs, and there was some other shit I don’t remember. He collapsed on I want to say his mom but it might have been his wife. I just remember he said he didn’t seek medical attention and didn’t get to the ER till he shit blood in the bathtub later that night.
But it is impressive. It looks better than 99% of people's, certainly better than yours.
most people on this board look better than goggins
Post one (1).
Men with breast implants creeps me out.
his video = "ignore the faggy voice in your head saying to give up"
black or not, that is a based video
>Be black and successful
>Everyone hates you because you're black
It really muvha fuckin ughhhhhhh be like dat don't it?
Didn't this guy kill his white wife or something?
That's Chris Watts
Chris Watts ain't black
Still a moron.
Love him. A lot more than Rogan anyway
He BUH-LACK just like me.
Fat dude got in shape and now thinks he's some human elite
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