thoughts on the berry and mushroom diet? can you really lose 50lbs a month on it?

thoughts on the berry and mushroom diet? can you really lose 50lbs a month on it?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this 5'2" chick went from 250 lbs to 200 lbs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fippity bippity

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, you are literally starving all the time unless you find edible berries or mushrooms, and even if you find some it would be an inadequate amount to keep yourself sustained, so yes you would lose weight you fucking idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, hey...can the aggression, huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you gnomish?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In the end, Thibeault lasted 73 days in the Arctic, being the runner-up in season six.
      >Thibeault says another reason she dropped out was because she had lost 50 pounds, which was 33% of her body weight. "I had a medical check later that day and I was fairly certain I was going to be pulled because I was so under weight, but I wanted it to be my choice."

      Most of the contestants on this survival show catch like one fish or kill one bird a month and mostly subsist on shitty mushrooms and berries they forage. The point is they operate on a calorie deficit for the vast majority of the show, it's not rocket science.

      I thought if you eat significantly less calories than usual your metabolism will slow so you won't lose anything anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your metabolism would slow but not grind to a halt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only fat retards believe that.

        You aren't a fat retard, are you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          haha no why would you think that???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is ketoretard propaganda, see previous two replies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the calorie difference is like 200 at most. The lower your weight the less calories you need to sustain yourself but its like 500 calorie difference between a 200lb man and a 100lb one.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Berries and mushrooms are pretty low in calories yes.

    Also she looks better after, because of lost weight or because removal of ugly makeup? Maybe I have fetish for Grugelina

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also she looks better after, because of lost weight or because removal of ugly makeup?
      Weight loss, makeup removal, almost dying innawoods returned her zeal for life to her features (soon to be replaced once more by a thousand cock stare)

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably she ate only like fist size a day

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In the end, Thibeault lasted 73 days in the Arctic, being the runner-up in season six.
    >Thibeault says another reason she dropped out was because she had lost 50 pounds, which was 33% of her body weight. "I had a medical check later that day and I was fairly certain I was going to be pulled because I was so under weight, but I wanted it to be my choice."

    Most of the contestants on this survival show catch like one fish or kill one bird a month and mostly subsist on shitty mushrooms and berries they forage. The point is they operate on a calorie deficit for the vast majority of the show, it's not rocket science.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Berries contain sugar so no. Mushrooms are high in protein, she probably just ate mushrooms and lifted logs and boulders in the wilderness.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly prefer right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone does. that's the point of the image.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY MORTY I JUST TURNED MYSELF INTO A moron HAHA *urp* I'M A moron MORTY! I'M moron RIIIIICK!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know why, but this sendes my sites in to orbit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's funny

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah. i don't think i'm gonna eat berries or shrooms ever again. don't wanna turn into a moron

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Troglodyte glow-up. Would.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But how she ended up lost in the first place is curious, and neither she nor police explained on Thursday morning. Police do say she was with two men she had recently met, when one of the men allegedly burglarized a cabin. How she got from their company to the woods she would not say, and much of it she says she doesn't remember.
    bruh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's mud from the forest.

      >Police say she was with two men she had recently met, when one of the men allegedly burglarized a cabin
      I'd say she got blacked so hard she absorbed some melanin

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She a cute. How do you get lost for a month though lol dumb bitch

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get lost for 28 DAYS in an area with this many roads. I mean. This entire map I copied is only 140 x 85 km.
    Did she literally just stay in the same 10 by 10 km or something for almost 30 days?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apparently she's legally blind, but judging by the sparse information about the matter she must also be a nutcase. The article also talks about 'dense forests' but then why does she look like she's been frying under the sun in a desert?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's mud from the forest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If thats true, then I sympathize.
        Seems sketchy though.. she doesnt seem blind in a video I saw of her. Showing the interviewer her walking stick and talking about how happy she was when she "saw" the road.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Legal blindness occurs when a person has central visual acuity (vision that allows a person to see straight ahead of them) of 20/200 or less in his or her better eye with correction.With 20/200 visual acuity, a person can see at 20 feet, what a person with 20/20 vision sees at 200 feet.
          she isn't necessarily completely blind, just extremely near-sighted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it does seem retarded though a total novice can walk in what they think is a straight line, but really be walking in circles, you will turn very slightly in the direction of your dominant side

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50lbs after 73 days
    So, she was basically eating 0 calories and only survived because she was fat. 2k a day for a 5'2 chick times 73 divided by 3500 (pound of fat) equals 41 pounds. So she basically only survived because she was overweight. These people aren't "survivng" on berries, they're fasting for a month, the berries don't add any calories.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the berries don't add any calories.
      I've found wild berry bogs with easily 40 lbs fresh berries in them. That's 9600 calories, which is nothing to sneeze at.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live in a big swamp about 100 miles from where this happened. Dew berries and the related brambles grow very thick. Sometimes in big giant walls and carpets of them. So yeah you could eat yourself sick on brambles.. but in July/August? That's too late in the year and they are mostly played out by then.

        However the wild grapes scuppernong and Muscadine etc. grow in big walls too. And they are ripe around July/August. The problem is that from year to year they are either on or off. Some years you could harvest 100s of pounds of them in other years not a one. Like last year after that late hard frost we had almost none. Maybe a hundred miles over though it was different.

        Also let's mention the Beauty Berry. It grows in big giant thickets and it is technically edible and would probably be in their prime during July idk if they have any nutritional value though..

        Only other berry I can think of that you could find in any quantity is Sugar Berry from the hackberry family. Also wild highbush and blueberry is a thing- wild varieties like shiny blueberry etc. but in my experience they aren't super common. The grapes and brambles though are like store bought quality though and they are in obnoxious quantities.

        Honestly that region of the United States is like survival easy mode. Between the naturalized pecan, thick hickory growth, spring and summer berries, grapes, wild persimmon, bull rush, mayhaw... You'd never have trouble living in the woods any time of year. You'd just have to tolerate the heat and bugs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I live in a big swamp about 100 miles from where this happened.

          where at? i wanna know where the big swamp is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol I'm not getting any more specific than that m8 sorry

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              scared ass bro. looks like south carolina

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess it's just going to stay a mystery lol

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never foraged or taken magic mushrooms, what are the odds she took a few trips to outer space while out there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Later articles explains how she was high on meth, so yea, pretty good odds.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the wood and berry diet if you know what I mean

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have fat gf
    >take her hiking
    >get her lost on purpose
    >come back after a month and get her
    >shes either lost weight and looks better or shes dead and you can get a new skinny gf
    >its a win win situation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw I kill the practice gf

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid bitch doesn’t know how the sun works or have any clue what direction home was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you expect too much out of modern people. this would happen to like, 25% of people in general, and 60-70% of blacks

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alabama is extremely rural but it isn't a fucking wilderness lol. There is a big difference. I mean even in the more remote places you are never going to be far from the occasional houses, roads, farms, maybe even small towns etc.

    You'd have to be literally retarded to get lost out there for more than about 48 hours imho. Also let's say you were in a giant nature preserve that was like 20k acres.. soubds like a lot but you could walk out of that in like a day or two

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she got lost next to A HIGHWAY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another article confirms she was meth'd out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well yeah of course but that's over after like 4 fucking hours lmao

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit she looks WAY better on the right WTF

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >radiology student
    These are the retards that work in healthcare.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same people dancing in "over capacity hospitals" while a supposed epidemic is occuring

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did she know what mushrooms to eat? That's risky af and has killed people before.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not credible. There's 0% chance she would eat that much mushrooms off the ground and not come up on something that would kill her.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She turned into a wood elf, Skyrim was right yet again.

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