TIL that in America they have butter fountains where you can get as much butter as you want.

TIL that in America they have butter fountains where you can get as much butter as you want. They even have guards to keep the Americans from putting their mouths on it.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not butter lol. its hot palm oil.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s not butter
      Better, it’s Butter2.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, is it ACTUALLY palm oil? I was avoiding it because I thought it was basedbean oil.
      Palm ain't perfect but it's a hell of a lot better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's akshually not and the fact that you're not even sure of what type of goyslop it is should mean that avoiding it is best practice.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Palm oil is way higher in saturated fat you dumby.

        >inb4 ApoB deniers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and that's a good thing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All vegetable oils are bad for you. Some are worse than others, that's all.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Palm oil is a fruit oil. Like olive or avocado. It's fine.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Palm oil is way higher in saturated fat you dumby.

            >inb4 ApoB deniers

            All vegetable oils are bad for you. Some are worse than others, that's all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not butter or palm oil, it's WD40

      Do yuros really not put “butter” on their popcorn?

      No, we don't. We eat it however it is served.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armed guards, in fact.

      It really is butter if you go to the high class theaters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My good man, you want Flavacol in coconut oil. Accept no substitutes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sir, at my establishment (against management's wishes) we would use Flavacol in a mixture of 1:1 butter and corn oil. As soon as the first pops could be heard from the kettle we would add another dixie cup of butter to really soak in the flavor and then after dumping the batch it'd get tossed with more Flavacol.
          This was called Treasure Corn, and was a matter of oral tradition among stand workers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You all may not like it but this is the body of a man who throws 60lb BiBs around for fun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Popcorn all over the floor
        >Movie has already started after he’s done three of these
        >profits halved because of the mess
        >janitor seething having to clean it up
        “Let’s take a video of this moron acting like a bartender at a goyslop theatre before going to watch 3 hours of israeli brainwashing”

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's just fishing for a tip. It's the only way to get a living wage here.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >janitor seething having to clean it up
          Not my problem.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are mentally ill

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The older I get the more American seems like the most pathetic country on earth.
        As kids we always thought USA was cool and would love to live there. Now I'd rather live in Romania.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only place I've ever seen these is movie theaters, and if you're paying 8 bucks for a small popcorn, youre probably already a lost cause.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Popcorn and peanut mms is pure kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >popcorn and m&ms is based
        >soaking it in butter is better
        >i also don’t put my mouth on the fountain but instead bend to the side and slurp at the stream like a water fountain, it’s much more sanitary that way

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie theaters yes
    It doesn't say butter in your picture

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna connect a hose to one of these things and give myself a nice big hot butter enema :3

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally butter flavoured Chinese sewer oil (Canada has it too, but we have "would you like real butter for an extra EXTRA upcharge?" and it looks way different)

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick americans explain yourselves right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes the bag hot, wet, greasy. American go brrrr

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never sneak it in my mouth, it's so demeaning to have a guard there. I get too much but its just some extra for car door lube in case we get stuck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >piping hot wet bag of "buttery" popcorn to slop down in the dark of a movie theater
      its delicious lol
      im not proud of it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have to explain anything to the coward that won't even tell us what country he hails from.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do yuros really not put “butter” on their popcorn?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Not even the french nafri beurette nigresses I fricked in france 2 months ago do this.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They even have guards to keep the Americans from putting their mouths on it.
    We've lost a lot of good men defending it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tony soprano?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These gays. All that matters is that it tastes buttery and it's hot and plentiful. Yes, it's primarily for popcorn. BUT...pump it into a dixie cup and dip a giant soft pretzel in it. Take a hot dog, dip it in and then salt the wet part for a treat you will not soon forget. One small pump in a cup full of M&Ms, swirl it around and eat it with a spoon. The hot butter makes a lot of things better.

    We also have hot pump cheese which you WISH you had. The list there is endless. And let me tell you what if you pump a few pumps of hot liquid cheese AND a few pumps of hot liquid butter on your popcorn, and hit it with flake salt (I bring my own), you will think you've died and gone to heaven.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheese
      You keep using that word, but it doesn't mean what you think it means

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's been a while since I thought about american bear, thank you for this post

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't think of anything worse than being in a public place with fricking oil all over my hands
    Americans are gross
    There's absolutely nothing wrong with plain popcorn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clean it up wagie

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be americhad
    >live in yurovirgin now one year
    >always see "american" version of foods at restaurants
    california
    >it's pizza but with french fries and mayonnaise as toppings
    >etc shit
    >is always the most moronic, disgusting combination of food that no one in america has ever actually eaten
    Eurochuds develop their impression of fine american cuisine on weird shit that a hairy romanian cooked up in the back of a food truck
    One of the largest redpills of my entire life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, euros developed all their shitty perception of American culture through your Black folk thanks to Mr. Silverberg

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're lying.
    Americans do not have butter guards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally in the op

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a mouth guard, it's a burn guard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell that to my dick

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TIL
    get the FRICK out bro

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait non Americans don’t have butter on tap? Holy shit what are you poor?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In America you can get popcorn butter on tap. You can also fill your soda cup with butter if you want. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in JerseyWersey (New Jersey for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have worry about running out. Once you drink all your butter you can get a free refill.

    What food traditions do you have where you live?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't deep fried chicken wings in his free popcorn butter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      amer*ca truly is a disgusting nation, glad it's collapsing right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Once you drink all your butter you can get a free refill.
      wtf you guys are fricking disgusting

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jealous? Europeans can't resist putting their mouths on urinals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's going on here?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard there’s falcons in American movie theatres not sure if true

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y-yeah that looks t-terrible. Not at all disgustingly delicious.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >butter

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in Europe we eat the Popcorn with sugar, like civilized people.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're a non-zero chance some fat american used this fountain to fill their soda cup and drink that throughout a movie.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keto Bros, we eating good!

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