Time to change my personality again

Can I reach this natty?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you crazy? of course not

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need to learn how to suck cocks first

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not unless you have very good genetics

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow he's literally me

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just reserved one seat for Barbie 2022

    Have I gone too far in my attempts to model myself after Ryan Gosling?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have I gone too far
      No, not yet brother. We will literally become him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's coming out next year, not this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He bought tickets for the regular barbie movie for kids

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry. I'm a morbslim

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Morbin time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Morbin time

        I'm still dying over them bringing it back to theaters thinking that the memes were people showing interest in the movie, and then barely anyone went and saw it.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone wanna watch Barbie (2023) in theaters, grab drinks and see where it goes?
    I'll pay for your flight btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to but my mom told me not to trust strangers on the internet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and see where it goes?
      what did he mean by this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh, gay anal sex, sorry for any misunderstandings

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I'm only interested in gay vaginal sex.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure post email

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the other Goose movies that make you want to copy him?
    >Drive
    >BR2049
    >Place Beyond the Pines
    What else?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Notebook
      It made me want to be cool and chase my crush until to find out she has another guy. I started lifting the same way he started building the house, hoping she will come back. I can't fucking believe how accurately my life follows that script now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Nice guys goose is literally me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a surprisingly decent movie, like lethal weapon 1 but better

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't get into it because Gosling's character was way out of what I've seen him do. I couldn't imagine him as a loser. But it is a great movie nonetheless

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I couldn't imagine him as a loser
            he's a loser in loads of movies

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              True, but more of an outsider or his misery was caused by other factors.
              Nice Guys Holland is just a hopeless idiot. But like I said, great movie!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his misery was caused by other factors.
                >Holland is just a hopeless idiot
                did you even watch it? he was depressed because his british wife died when their house burned down. prior to that he was really making it. hopeless idiot is a stretch since he proves himself time and again as a good detective.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did watch it, but I wasn't paying much attention. I gotta give it another chance.
                What put me off is that he was a laughing stock in the beginning, and not really someone you would pity

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                give it another chance man. it’s a light hearted buddy cop so nothing too deep. he’s kind of a fuck up so I’ll give you that but he isn’t irredeemable.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Will do, my man.
                I really felt like "You can't be doing my man Goose like that". I'll watch it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I should watch lethal weapon then

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Add kiss kiss bang bang to that list. All written by the same guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lars and the real girl

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucy is so hot by dear god im bout to bust

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >built for BLC (Big Leo Cock)

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still people fell for the goose meme instead of being themselves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But if the goose is literally me, isn't that being myself?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le footy lad look
    How contrived. Sad!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cuck raising another man's daugther
    >balding
    >alcoholic
    Wow Blue Valentine goose is litterally IST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raising his future wife
      >not based

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