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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you crazy? of course not

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you need to learn how to suck wieners first

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not unless you have very good genetics

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow he's literally me

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just reserved one seat for Barbie 2022

    Have I gone too far in my attempts to model myself after Ryan Gosling?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Have I gone too far
      No, not yet brother. We will literally become him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's coming out next year, not this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He bought tickets for the regular barbie movie for kids

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry. I'm a morbslim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Morbin time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s Morbin time

        I'm still dying over them bringing it back to theaters thinking that the memes were people showing interest in the movie, and then barely anyone went and saw it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone wanna watch Barbie (2023) in theaters, grab drinks and see where it goes?
    I'll pay for your flight btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to but my mom told me not to trust strangers on the internet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and see where it goes?
      what did he mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        uh, gay anal sex, sorry for any misunderstandings

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I'm only interested in gay veganal sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure post email

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the other Goose movies that make you want to copy him?
    >Drive
    >BR2049
    >Place Beyond the Pines
    What else?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Notebook
      It made me want to be cool and chase my crush until to find out she has another guy. I started lifting the same way he started building the house, hoping she will come back. I can't fricking believe how accurately my life follows that script now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Nice guys goose is literally me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's a surprisingly decent movie, like lethal weapon 1 but better

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't get into it because Gosling's character was way out of what I've seen him do. I couldn't imagine him as a loser. But it is a great movie nonetheless

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I couldn't imagine him as a loser
            he's a loser in loads of movies

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              True, but more of an outsider or his misery was caused by other factors.
              Nice Guys Holland is just a hopeless idiot. But like I said, great movie!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >his misery was caused by other factors.
                >Holland is just a hopeless idiot
                did you even watch it? he was depressed because his british wife died when their house burned down. prior to that he was really making it. hopeless idiot is a stretch since he proves himself time and again as a good detective.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I did watch it, but I wasn't paying much attention. I gotta give it another chance.
                What put me off is that he was a laughing stock in the beginning, and not really someone you would pity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                give it another chance man. it’s a light hearted buddy cop so nothing too deep. he’s kind of a frick up so I’ll give you that but he isn’t irredeemable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Will do, my man.
                I really felt like "You can't be doing my man Goose like that". I'll watch it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I should watch lethal weapon then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Add kiss kiss bang bang to that list. All written by the same guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lars and the real girl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucy is so hot by dear god im bout to bust

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >built for BLC (Big Leo wiener)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still people fell for the goose meme instead of being themselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But if the goose is literally me, isn't that being myself?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le footy lad look
    How contrived. Sad!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cuck raising another man's daugther
    >balding
    >alcoholic
    Wow Blue Valentine goose is litterally IST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >raising his future wife
      >not based

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