You said you should start lifting instead of using the machines. Now I'm curious, what's your routine like? Do you follow any workout splits? Or are you sort of just hitting different machines at will
I do legs one day arms second day , 6 days a week. No breakfast or lunch. Chiken for dinner. I know I need more protein can I just add a shake in and also eat chiken for lunch?
>How many more months
Assuming you intend to bulk up at least another year.
You first need to bulk then cut next spring and by the summer 2024 you can flex on tinder.
>cliched and over used
yet they still go to coffee every single day, sometimes multiple times per day
bitches love going for coffee and then just babbling like retards about inane bullshit for hours, that's quite literally where they are most comfortable
2 months ago
Anonymous
that's a really particular group of women, anon. Had three gf and none liked expensive coffee. Actually none of the drank coffee at all now that i think about it.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>that's a really particular group of women, anon.
that's 99% of women I know. in fact I don't think I've ever encountered a woman who doesn't drink coffee >Actually none of the drank coffee at all now that i think about it.
are you sure you weren't with men?
2 months ago
Anonymous
idk seems like a sort of prissy high maintenance type of woman who goes for starbucks. Highly caffeinated people are often very wound up.
2 months ago
Anonymous
if they need starbucks every day, they are indeed probably dumb cunts. but i've never met a woman that doesnt drink coffee in the morning.
women want to fuck but they don't want to be seen as sluts. They won't fall for such pic even if you have a hot body. You need to show your body while doing something fun like skating shirtless or surfing/standing with your surfing board, etc. in such case they will match you to fuck you, but won't be seen as total sluts.
on tinder you're competing with dudes that look like this, stats showed top 10% of men get top 90% of women, and 90% of men fight for the bottom 10% of women. You don't have the body, don't have an amazing face, don't show any signs of status/money, friends, that you're someone, you just look average as hell, you won't do well on tinder until you either get pretty muscular/lean and become their fuck stick or gain some status, show that you go do fun shit, you are "the cool alpha dude".
Please be a joke
Lmao thanks man
No but I’ll start
Can’t see my face it’s actually very fine I’m worried about my body
Lol make up your mind guys am I fucked for another year or is this peak otter mode!
Thanks to everyone being kind but it’s ok I’m striving for perfection
I think I need to bulk and start lifting instead of just using the machines I guess I should do some classes finally
You said you should start lifting instead of using the machines. Now I'm curious, what's your routine like? Do you follow any workout splits? Or are you sort of just hitting different machines at will
I do legs one day arms second day , 6 days a week. No breakfast or lunch. Chiken for dinner. I know I need more protein can I just add a shake in and also eat chiken for lunch?
Or do I need to double my calorie intake?
read the fucking sticky
dyel
Everything about this photo is bad. You'd have to be peak ottermode to pull this off
This is peak ottermode
never, judging by your face
You’re already perfect baby
>How many more months
Assuming you intend to bulk up at least another year.
You first need to bulk then cut next spring and by the summer 2024 you can flex on tinder.
Thanks for advice
I can match with women but i never know what to say..
Just give them your number and say coffee
Do not take women out for coffee in 2023
why?
Anon who doesnt know what to say to women here: i've tried this and seems cliched and over used.
>cliched and over used
yet they still go to coffee every single day, sometimes multiple times per day
bitches love going for coffee and then just babbling like retards about inane bullshit for hours, that's quite literally where they are most comfortable
that's a really particular group of women, anon. Had three gf and none liked expensive coffee. Actually none of the drank coffee at all now that i think about it.
>that's a really particular group of women, anon.
that's 99% of women I know. in fact I don't think I've ever encountered a woman who doesn't drink coffee
>Actually none of the drank coffee at all now that i think about it.
are you sure you weren't with men?
idk seems like a sort of prissy high maintenance type of woman who goes for starbucks. Highly caffeinated people are often very wound up.
if they need starbucks every day, they are indeed probably dumb cunts. but i've never met a woman that doesnt drink coffee in the morning.
Wtf why?
Lmao
120 months atleast
Yes you guys are right instead of coffee you should tell the girl you want to stretch her asshole with your dick as a way of introducing yourself
women want to fuck but they don't want to be seen as sluts. They won't fall for such pic even if you have a hot body. You need to show your body while doing something fun like skating shirtless or surfing/standing with your surfing board, etc. in such case they will match you to fuck you, but won't be seen as total sluts.
they mostly care about face and your ability to communicate like a normal person
on tinder you're competing with dudes that look like this, stats showed top 10% of men get top 90% of women, and 90% of men fight for the bottom 10% of women. You don't have the body, don't have an amazing face, don't show any signs of status/money, friends, that you're someone, you just look average as hell, you won't do well on tinder until you either get pretty muscular/lean and become their fuck stick or gain some status, show that you go do fun shit, you are "the cool alpha dude".
About a year.