Traditional toilets are for fatties

/fit/izens should be using squat toilets. I hate that all toilets in the UK are fucking chairs.

Squatting to shit;
>more natural position
>promotes objective, tangible measurement for physical health for the most basic of bodily functions.
>too fat to squat to shit? Then you're unhealthy. No argument.
>far better for your guts as shit WANTS to come out at a squatting angle, no straining and pushing

If I could, I'd replace all the toilets in my house with squats and see my fat relatives seethe when they have to squat to shit while in my house.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >If I could, I'd replace all the toilets in my house with squats
    Honestly sounds like a good idea, is there any reason I shouldn’t do this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Diarrhea would get everywhere if it was especially bad or you're drunk. I think splash back is also an issue if you take big poopies.

      • 1 week ago
        Retired Lifting Enthusiast

        I guess just leave one standard toilet in the house for when you have diarrhea

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just squat ontop of regular toilets tbh, just how I started shitting as a kid cuz of chronic constipation

        It's messy as fuck

        Wtf are all you anons eating?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't eat a lot in general so I shit every 3-5 days, I just shit out polished pebbles basically, but yeah I'm sure with how americans eat they probably have explosive diarhea frequently, which means they're just getting shit all over the floor with those toilets. Honestly public toilets should have bleach spray, paper towels, and garbage cans in the bathroom and should be the social norm to wipe up after yourself instead of just shitting on the floor like we're indians.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a bong, and I shit once a day, but they are consistent fairly-dense logs, only on extremely rare occasions have I had the shits and even then I would have rather have squatted nice and low over a squat to purge rather than sit on a toilet and groan as my guts fight against the unnatural sitting angle to purge my insides.
            Fucking burgers and their goyfeed

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why waste money on a squat toilet when you could just have a designated shitting street?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A shitting sheet seems to be enough at this point. Just throw it away after. You dont even need a seperate room to shit anymore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Move to rural China then gay

      Fuck off back to your own country then sandip

      I remember taking a train from Switzerland to Rome and when I had to take the second train from Milan they had a bathroom that was just a hole in the ground to see the tracks. Even the train stations in Milan had restrooms with designated shitting holes. I watched business men in 3-piece suits squat over a makeshift hole and shit in it.

      Moral of the story, unless I'm in a foxhole or in the middle of the woods, I'm not squatting over some bivouac hole to shit. Wanna do that squat thing because it somehow makes you shit better? Get a foot stool. Also Italy is disgusting.

      A shitting sheet seems to be enough at this point. Just throw it away after. You dont even need a seperate room to shit anymore

      My photo is literally a squat toilet with first-world plumbing. All that's different between it and a western toilet is the fact isn't doesn't have a fatty-enabling chair.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shitting sheet would be cheaper and more practical thoguh

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >not squatting on top of the tank

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Move to rural China then gay

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOO HE SHITTIN

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off back to your own country then sandip

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember taking a train from Switzerland to Rome and when I had to take the second train from Milan they had a bathroom that was just a hole in the ground to see the tracks. Even the train stations in Milan had restrooms with designated shitting holes. I watched business men in 3-piece suits squat over a makeshift hole and shit in it.

    Moral of the story, unless I'm in a foxhole or in the middle of the woods, I'm not squatting over some bivouac hole to shit. Wanna do that squat thing because it somehow makes you shit better? Get a foot stool. Also Italy is disgusting.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Life is an ordeal. Why should shitting be one too? I like to take long, peaceful shits. Squat toilets are uncomfortable and only fit for animals.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every White country I've gone to has a comfortable porcelain thrown.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where’d they throw it to

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I know, that's the problem. Fatties are enabled because they shit 8 times a day and they get to do it on a chair until they are too fat to fit on that.
      If everyone has to squat, it will make getting fat much harder and shameful

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fat people would just take a plastic lawn chair, cut a hole in the middle and put it right over that squat toilet.

        https://i.imgur.com/RGDW68v.jpg

        /fit/izens should be using squat toilets. I hate that all toilets in the UK are fucking chairs.

        Squatting to shit;
        >more natural position
        >promotes objective, tangible measurement for physical health for the most basic of bodily functions.
        >too fat to squat to shit? Then you're unhealthy. No argument.
        >far better for your guts as shit WANTS to come out at a squatting angle, no straining and pushing

        If I could, I'd replace all the toilets in my house with squats and see my fat relatives seethe when they have to squat to shit while in my house.

        looks like a 3rd world toilet that I wouldn't use in my house, i've gone camping and had to shit in the woods and that was part of the experience. Having to squat at home? Disgusting.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >looks like a 3rd world toilet
          your mom is a 3rd world toilet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you don't have any chairs in your house, or own a vehicle anon.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What if I have to piss?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's still a toilet. Piss in it.
      Oh, I forgot, burgers are all mutilated so your piss flies everywhere without being able to aim it.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just squat ontop of regular toilets tbh, just how I started shitting as a kid cuz of chronic constipation

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's messy as fuck

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’d use that thing if given access to it looks much more effective but I would only use it fully naked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah kegs would be completely off, but that's no issue for me. If I'm at home I'm usually naked anyway, I only wear clothes at home in winter and even then onky if it's literally nutsack-ingestingly cold

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I use my shitting sheet every day, i safe money AND its cleaner. Get on my level, americuck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting sheet

      >Wake up
      >Have a shit
      >Get out of bed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's like the fat fick from /fph/ who shits with sat on a beanbag

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thats disgusting, not how i use it. I squat over it like op suggested. When there is no more white left (usually after a few days) i roll it up and throw it in my neighbours trashcan.

        Luckily sheets are very cheap where i come from

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my country has this thing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Indonesia?

      Way cleaner then toilet paper

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        accidentally replied to myself

        close, vietnam actually
        [...]
        enough pressure to clean but not too much keep drops below, and i still use toilet paper to dry my butthole. though kinda agree on the nozzle since i have to use soap to wash it.
        [...]
        i usually close the lid and flush to avoid that. but i don't know if that would actually stop them from spreading or just placebo effect

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >poop drips down into the nozzle
      >bacteria and viruses breed around the shit nozzle
      >water everywhere, causing more bacteria to breed
      Vs
      >whipe with paper
      >smart man double layers
      >goes in toilet
      >gets flushed
      >a non retard doesn't make mess
      >wash hands
      Later
      >shower

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're mostly right, although i hate to break it to you but every time you flush, particles of shit are spreaded all over your bathroom. yes even your towels, sponges and toothbrush

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        everywhere, causing more bacteria to breed

        you have never used that thing so dont just lie.
        also no one showers everytime they shits.

        i have taken a shower at 10.00am , had a shit at 6.00pm its now 11.00 pm .
        i bet my asshole is still cleaner than yours.

        walks with literal grains of shit in their pants because wiping doesnt remove shit while washing does.
        then tells every one retard.

        cuck westoid brain.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Would unironically use one of those if they were a western thing.
          Toilet paper is garbage. If you aren't using wet wipes with it then you're got a shitty arse. Shit should be fairly solid and nearly dry, you need moisture to clean it off.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        brit here and changing to a bidet was actually revolutionary. i always used to question why i would use toilet paper as a kid and everyone used to look at me in puzzlement and it was only until i got my own place i decided to try it and i can't go back. i don't care what you say, you are not cleaning your ass with paper. its simply impossible. get a fucking high-pressure bidet, a squat stool and clean the head every few days. stop being a baboon. fucking hell, your arse must be peppered with shit particles and smears.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      close, vietnam actually

      >poop drips down into the nozzle
      >bacteria and viruses breed around the shit nozzle
      >water everywhere, causing more bacteria to breed
      Vs
      >whipe with paper
      >smart man double layers
      >goes in toilet
      >gets flushed
      >a non retard doesn't make mess
      >wash hands
      Later
      >shower

      enough pressure to clean but not too much keep drops below, and i still use toilet paper to dry my butthole. though kinda agree on the nozzle since i have to use soap to wash it.

      you're mostly right, although i hate to break it to you but every time you flush, particles of shit are spreaded all over your bathroom. yes even your towels, sponges and toothbrush

      i usually close the lid and flush to avoid that. but i don't know if that would actually stop them from spreading or just placebo effect

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have a bad knee from injury and I cannot squat.
    Fuck you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a rare case of a healthy person who cannot squat, therefore your idea is bad
      Just get a commode frame then like old chinks carry around with them.
      Oldfags will need them, but the vast majority of children and adults are perfectly capable of squatting

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