Tried deadlifting but I was alive.

Tried deadlifting but I was alive.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wanted to do calf raises but the meadow was empty

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried leg curls but my legs remained straight

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that guy actually IST (and getting mires) by normie standards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tried doing rows but everything was arranged in columns

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he is fit and he had the f*cking cute facial hair of a 25y/o sorry for homoposting
      If you look like this and think you're "not fit" you have body dysmorphia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean sure, he looks like someone who has been consistently going to the gym for a while but his physique is a 6/10 to me at best. (Assuming his legs are as developed as his upper body)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are looking at it from a bodybuilding or at least gym goer perspective. Next time you are in a crowd of people look at all the men you see and then think wether the guy in OP has a "just above average" body

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the facial year of a 25 year old
        You realize by the time men are 25 most of them can grow a full beard right?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried doing lateral pulls but my sides were in orbit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried Romanian deadlifts but I still have my wallet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to but chest flys but I didn't leave the ground

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did pull-ups but pants kept falling down

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farmers walk but live in the city

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dips but got no crackers

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried pull-ups but they don't hold as much pee as full-size diapers.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried bench press but the reporters I talked to wouldn't sit on the bench for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wot??????

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried push ups but boobs still dangle

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did preacher curls and I was saved

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried squats but the staff kicked me out before I could explain adverse posession

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried doin hamstrings curls, but I was fucked by the gym bear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was using the thigh adductor machine and the gym bear lifted me off it and fucked me right then and there

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incline bench and did it anyways.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gym buddies all pitched in and bought me a squat plug

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried wearing tights but they showed off my cock and balls too much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wore tights to show off my cock and balls

      What is wrong with you?

      Did skullcrushers but head still intact

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wore tights to show off my cock and balls

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That picture is so sterile. There's something so off putting about a very masculine looking guy who pulls that non threatening expression, is surrounded by two women who don't seem to really care about him, in that colorful, unnatural backdrop.
    He probably has a great physique, but it's just so overshadowed by the greatly unmasculine things that he surrounded himself with that he just looks ridicolous.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried rows but ended up doing columns

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >free weights
    >Have to pay a monthly membership

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did some stretching but i'm still the same height.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attempted a power clean but just shitted the place up instead

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried a chinup but I'm too much of a pessimist

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to do skull crushers but got arrested after the first one.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > French Press
    > Still had to make morning coffee

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gf let me do anal but my butt hurts now

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