The plan is simple
On jan 2nd, we all go to the gym and hit prs. We'll scare the shit out of new year resolution gays; they'll think of us as monsters in human skin.
Spread the word
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Lol I can picture multiple vids of morons screaming their lungs out
They will fear us
To make this even better everyone gotta buy the monke tanktoo
What is prs?
penis rucksack
personal record
basically just lift as much as possible jan 2nd for one rep
penis rucksack
I can row machine and bench press machine maxx for a bit I guess. the rest is already maxxed out except biceps, back of the shoulders and cable pullup.
*vertical bench press
penis rucksack
this guy is lying
it’s penis rucksack
Operation demoralisation
It'll be an honour to serve with you virgins and neets.
Yeah Im sure you'll impress everyone with your 1.5pl8 BP and 2pl8 DL
Also in the event your PRs are actually impressive:
1) they probably wont give a frick
2) you'll inspire some to be as strong or stronger than you
Found the resolutioooners
>ur comment
I am posting between sets at my home gym
>posts picture of a treadmill
That's puzzle flooring and a squat rack with a barbell slotted vertically you brainlet
>he's so DYEL he doesn't know what a treadmill is
Then you're even more socially inept than I am, good sir.
Absolutely right, but I am not a resolutioner THOUGH >:^)
Maybe start lifting some weights instead of spending your time shitposting on IST lmao stay mad DYEL
I'm going to warn my gym and make sure the staff are ready to eject you.
You must be a turbo autist to think anyone would be scared just because you hit a PR. They’re likely gonna be sitting in the squat rack playing Angry Birds and not even noticing your PR.
They’re gonna quit on their own after a couple weeks anyway so it doesn’t even matter.
Well I'm a dyel treadmill rooner so I'll go do 19 or 20kph until failure just to frick with the fatties lol