>try to go outside to sunmaxx because it's basically summer now
>back yard amazingly sunny, warm, go stand out there shirtless in shorts to soak in some rays
>sunlight is objectively anabolic
>within two minutes I am fricking swamped with nuclear mosquitos
>these fricking gainrapists steal my Vitamin D max out
>can only sunbathe for a few minutes at a time before being inundated in these frickers
and now you have AIDS, congrats
drink poison so they die when they drink your blood
just spray some bug repellent on you bro! It works well and you can find some organic ones that won’t give you aids.
Don’t let these pests ruin your summer! I too was enjoying the sun this afternoon.
Started up the pool so I can have a dip tomorrow, played ping pong with the bros all day in the sun, helped granny with some gardening.
Summer is good! Enjoy it.
Literally this, mosquitoes and blackflies are fricking pussies that can't handle repellant if i'm going for vit D gains standing around nor can their tiny dyel wings keep up with me on a run. THESE FRICKERS HOWEVER drive me insane every summer, the deer fly does not give A FRICK about your OFF!® Deep Woods® repellant and will swarm your with their 1/2/3/4 wings that I CANNOT outrun. They make an excellent case for the mosquito being a benevolent creature, the mosquito has the courtesy of applying a blood thinner through it's proboscis and gently drawing blood like a medical professional, THE DEVIL FLY ONLY KNOWS HOW TO RIP AND TEAR IT USES SERRATED JAWS TO RIP A CHUNK OUT OF YOU AND THEN USES A SECONDARY XENOMORPH MOUTHPART TO SPONGE UP THE BLOOD. HOLY FRICK I HATE DEER FLIES AND I HATE THE ANTICHRIST THEY SERVE
Seconding this, frick deer flies. These frickers somehow have a capable enough brain to almost always attack from behind and circle around your head. The sound is enough to drive you mad. A hoodie will confuse them but then you'll burn alive in the summer heat
sucks to live in America I guess. Never encountered these here in glorious Yurop.
>shartistanies literally can't even take on an insect
America Australia Africa etc are full of hellspawns that make the countryside inconvenient at least, while here in the old world there are only harmless bees small wasps and docile mosquitoes that don't attack for hours after a swing with your hand
Repellant pod or actually get up on your roof and scoop out your gutters so there's not standing water in them.
I live rural and right by a river, there's standing water everywhere. Ponds, streams, marshy area, etc.
I guess you're stuck with repellent spray (blinds their chemical senses that let them find you from your co2 and other emissions ) or traps that attract them by creating scent trails they follow into a trap the combination of both would probably be most effective. They spray/candle doesn't have to be on you just near you to mask you.
Dam up the river, fill in the puddle areas.
burn it all down, problem solved, man is the master of everything
DEET
simple as
I live in Florida, so I know the struggle. Having lived here my whole life though, I'm literally just used to it. I actually had to train myself to run while breathing only through my nose, because I would run outside in the evening and the bugs would literally cake my sweaty skin and get in my mouth.
get chloride bars and start tossing them around the ponds near you
>sunlight is objectively anabolic
What does that mean?
>he doesn't know people are literally Superman fueled by sunlight
med bulls > nord twinks
>DEVOLUM QUID MINUS PULVHER SUEDICIUM
How come there is no mosquito vaccine?
I don't mean vaccine for specific illnesses, just something that you do it once and it turns your blood into mosquito poison or naturally repelent.
Doctors and scientists couldn't even convince you incels to get vaccinated against a deadly and contagious virus but you want them to inject bug spray into your blood? Lmao
I'm not an incel or anti vax bro
And yes I want bug spray in my veins asap
Be the change you want to see in the world anon.
>mosquitoes
Lmfao those guys try poking their nose into my skin it just bends. When one finally gets in, i just flex and break it's beak off. The one i let drink my blood once buzzes around like an annoying moron and goes by "obama"
>be mosquito
>find annon (me) chilling in the sun
>oh boy good meal
>decide to sting me
>gets hit with nuclear doses of caffeine, adderrall and alcohol from last night’s afterwork party
> probably a bunch of viruses too i got from that HR bawd I banged
nothing personal, mosquito
>be mosquito
>bite anon (you)
>"holy shit. party at anon!"
Fight back.