>trying to make gains with a newborn that's up all night

>trying to make gains with a newborn that's up all night

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not eating the free 4,724 calories
    NGMI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will not eat my son, who will inherit my land and titles?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The baby is gaining, why aren't you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has the advantage of milk form an beautiful big breasted, blond, Aryan woman.
      I do not

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Getchu some of that pronto. It won't actually help with gains, but God dayum is it delicious. Make sure it's straight from the tap, it doesn't taste as good out of a bottle even when it's freshly pumped and still warm. If she's not on board, let her know it will only increase her supply for you to have some after the little one is full.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It won't actually help with gains
          Then explain why lil man is growing so much every day?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because biology and calories? Even the poor little bastards that get fed nothing but literal slop from day one grow like weeds, though they turn out functionally moronic compared to babies who were fed breastmilk. It won't do anything for your gains as an adult, believe me I've tried, but if you think you can prove me wrong then please do. And post those milky tiddies for the rest of us to enjoy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's why I fed my kids dutch formula. The American shit they peddle is not fit for human consumption.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with this completely. If you have to feed formula, make sure its from Europe. Never American, ever

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with this completely. If you have to feed formula, make sure its from Europe. Never American, ever

                >Can't suck milk out a tiddy
                ngmi. Might as well let the baby starve and try again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just do what I did and incorporate your newborn into your workouts. They're great extra weight and hate when you sit down.

        Why cant you suck your wife's breasts too? I dont understand

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why cant you suck your wife's breasts too? I dont understand
          Most women after breastfeeding find it incredibly immaculating if you suck her breasts like her child does. Quick way to give her the ick and ruin the sex mood

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why cant you suck your wife's breasts too? I dont understand
          Tried that once but wife said my latch was too rough and didn't let me try again. I ruined it bros

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like a fricking baby in this board, everyone owns a house and has three children

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha oh yes... It will be over soon enough, mine is 3 now.
    Focus on maintaining for now, your sleep should improve soon. If you dont have at least a supplemental home gym of a chinup bar and some spinlocks you'll want that for crazy days.
    Don't be a neurotic pussy about it sonny, just get past this newborn phase.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already slept horribly my whole life. When first baby came it was easy. Finally my insomnia became useful. I also didn't notice the huge drop in T thanks to already having abismal levels from ingesting plastic all my life. Who could have thought, the israelites were actually prepping me to be a better parent this whole time.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask your wife to take her son home
    what a stupid fricking question

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best ways to reduce your adrenaline, cortisol and heart rate after your baby is finally settled so you can get back to sleep easier?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    The Chud

    Bless you brother. Switch to 3 a week full body if need be

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just lift your baby you moron.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you're white sending positive thoughts to lil bro. We need all the soldiers we can get.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A baby is the best gains you could ever hope for

  12. 3 weeks ago
    NGMI patrol

    > having kids
    NGMI

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