Uhhh let me get a bacon cheeseburger with extra pickles, extra cheese and hot sauce; regular cajun fries and a large soda

Uhhh let me get a bacon cheeseburger with extra pickles, extra cheese and hot sauce; regular cajun fries and a large soda

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’ll be $20.58

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is Five Guys, not McDonalds.
      30.22, plus tip

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t have to tip at five guys, it’s not a fricking sit down with waiters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is Five Guys, not McDonalds.
      30.22, plus tip

      qrd for a yuropoor, isn't fast food supposed to be super cheap in america?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Five Guys is fast casual, anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Americans
        >regular healthy food is COMPLETELY UNAFFORDABLE, we're basically FORCED to eat fast food
        Also Americans
        >this fast food is SOOOOOO expensive, I need more food stamps, cmon Biden be a bro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        five guys is significantly more expensive than other burger places. You can still get an In-N-Out double double with fries for less than $10 and that shit is delicious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As a Californian, their fries are trash and the burgers are often too salty for my liking. Shakes are good for the money.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not since 2020

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        10 years ago you could get enough food for a filling meal for less than 5 dollars at just about any fast food place, now that will get you two tiny "value" items if you're lucky.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Drumpflation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not anymore
        we used to have 2 mcchicks for 2.69
        now it is 3.40 something and 1 mcchick + stupid drink

        whataburger double davey was 7 something now 11 something.

        baka

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >That’ll be $20.58
      Before tip?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "if you do not receive a receipt, please work for us for free"
    JFC, the age of self-service is a cancer.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I usually get two bacon cheeseburgers and a bacon cheesedog all the way with a large fries and a large chocolate milkshake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is Five Guys, not McDonalds.
      30.22, plus tip

      they opened up in my country, in my city, got scammed there once, i'll never visit again

      Five guys burgers and fries or In-n-out burgers?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        five guys. in-n-out is all hype

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it is overhyped but its good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        in-n-out makes me feel less shitty than five guys but if I'm just chilling I'll still go with five guys

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >in n out doesn't pass the vibe check
          >it like totally gives me ALL the ick

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In-n-Out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cheap and delicious > overpriced greasebomb that I could've replicated by just drinking a cup of peanut oil

        five guys. in-n-out is all hype

        homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Culver's

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Patrician’s choice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        100% In-N-Out
        Haven’t had it in years and miss it badly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In-n-Out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In n Out is more bang for your buck, but Five Guys is better overall

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Neither frick goyslop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's only one size for the milkshakes
      Source: I'm a five guys wagie and have been there for a year now in a big city

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pickles

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhhhh yeah let me get some diet fries and a Big Mac™

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros I feel like I missed out not doing some wagie shit like this when I was in high school

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 26 and started working at target a few months ago
      It sucks dick
      Luckily a lot of the people I work with are cool, but in regards to the job type specifically, you’re not missing out on anything special

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        working at target at 26 is obviously a fricking hellish condition to be in, working at something like pizza place with a bunch of other teenagers like most of my friends did is what I missed out on. they all had a blast

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >26
        >Works at target

        Are you by chance a Mexican?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No I just made poor choices after high school and don’t have any marketable skills

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, I rarely see any whites or Asians at my Target. Only managers or team leads and they look off

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I saw a female asian ubereats delivery driver once and I couldn't believe what I was seeing, I came so close to inviting her in and telling her to just stop what she was doing she was better than that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              must suck living in california. I live in the midwest and it's nothing but prime dicky every time I go to target, same thing when I lived in new england

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        made lifelong friends doing wagie work in my 20s, its the big upside. people stuck in dogshit jobs end up being chill more often then not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick did you miss out. they are literally the shittiest jobs possible. only thing good about them is the people you meet which you could meet anywhere else and end up being shitbags after 6 months of being around them.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they opened up in my country, in my city, got scammed there once, i'll never visit again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      five guys is only good in the usa

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cajun fries
    Press S

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >extra sauce
    >extra cheese
    >extra bacon
    >large soda
    Frick...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have been looking for thus image for about a month

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I searched for the "spic-nig cycle" and I found it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy seething chud

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi can I get a 6 piece meal and a shake to go please

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hi, can I get a triple deluxe with extra pickles and an order of cheese curds?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a burger I'd like to try

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >butter burger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      culvers is fricking great, sad I only got to try it once during my fat days.

      I think I'd like to go to five guys one day. I went once with friends but I legit and I had $4 to my name. I could afford like half a hot dog.

      Five Guys is the most overrated overpriced burger I have ever had in my life. Like, it's fine, a step above carl's jr or something similar, but my god it's literally so greasy it sweats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do Amerilards really?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's a pretty small meal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you call it a burger, im America we call it a sandwich. The fries are too salty but otherwise OK.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like burgers but I haven't eaten fries in years. I'll go to McDonald's and just order one mcdouble and a black coffee for lunch sometimes.

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  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'd like to go to five guys one day. I went once with friends but I legit and I had $4 to my name. I could afford like half a hot dog.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that tip jar

    Canada has 5 guys?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a soda? is it a lemonade? is it coke? is it fanta? what do you actually get?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      soda is just slang for soft drinks, aka coke, pepsi, sprite. y'know, fricking soda.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry for your weight.

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