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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    run clubs and biking groups should be thrown into the sea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill bikers. Behead bikers. Roundhouse kick a biker into the concrete. Slam dunk a biker baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bikers. Defecate in a bikers food. Launch bikers into the sun. Stir fry bikers in a wok. Toss bikers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bikers gas tank. Judo throw bikers into a wood chipper. Twist bikers heads off. Report bikers to the IRS. Karate chop bikers in half. Curb stomp pregnant bikers. Trap bikers in quicksand. Crush bikers in the trash compactor. Liquefy bikers in a vat of acid. Eat bikers. Dissect bikers. Exterminate bikers in the gas chamber. Stomp biker skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bikers in the oven. Lobotomize bikers. Mandatory abortions for bikers. Grind biker fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bikers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bikers with a ray gun. Kick old bikers down the stairs. Feed bikers to alligators. Slice bikers with a katana.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you have a pirate LLM that generated that? pretty sure its not avail in the reg. ones.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gen alphas never knew of a time where people came up with their own shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ctrl+h find Black folk replace bikers

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >can't even pay to use the restroom
          why are you running in the downtown area of a big city? Get the frick out of there.

          >pirate
          pic related is llama.cpp with a mere nous-capybara-7b-v1.9.Q5_K_M.gguf, not even uncensored

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ```' '.join([x for x in bikers.split(' ') if x != 'bikers' else 'ChatGPTs'])```

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I barrelled my crossover SUV into a large puddle yesterday at 65 mph while driving home just so I could drench this gay little cyclist that was right next to it. I honked my horn for added oh shit factor. He looked so fricking mad. God I hate cyclists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I joined a cycling group one time. They thought they owned the roads and had a wieneriness about them that struck me as odd. Only went for one ride with that group.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >run club gang war
      >thanks Kelly for bringing the water bottles
      >and the tire irons and balaclavas, you're the best

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >first we run our routes
        >then we run these streets
        >if I see you at Chipotle it's on sight

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not pissing outside
    Americans are mentally ill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes I need to deuce before a good /roon/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homeless people do it all the time and it smells like piss in those areas. Sorry we aren't trying to be shitholes here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you realize the profit margin on a fricking coke?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick kind of response is that. That anon's post was in response to someone that said they should just piss outside.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >restrooms are for customers only!
          >okay, I’ll buy a drink, now I’m a customer
          >no, that doesn’t count!
          Just go in there and shit, what are they going to do, take your poop out of the toilet and shove it back into your ass?

          It’s really high. The syrup and carbonated water are hella cheap. Flushing a toilet is a couple cents max and that is at residential water prices, no idea what commercial prices would be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Euros love to piss all over their beautiful, historic cities and then throw a bit of graffiti on them for good measure. Such a shame.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        euros usually have lots of green areas in their cities, pissing on a tree helps it grow moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can actually end up in jail for public indecency and your inmates are gonna treat you like a child molester.
      >t. Wes Watson

      Oh yeah and a couple weeks ago a fitness influencer in Canada got arrested for pissing outside (shans bruh)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when anons say piss outside they mean that you go out to the bush and do it there, i assume burger cities are pure 100% roads and concrete so you do not have such luxury

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They tend to have way more plants and green spaces than euro cities tbh. People talking about getting arrested for pissing are also just neurotic or naive or something. A discreet piss will absolutely not get you arrested.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeet brain is incapable of imagining not doing public releasing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In America taking your penis out in public is a crime. Sad I know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, you can legally dick slap children on the streets in USA as long as it's on a pride parade.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they have no problem shitting around their country to the point where there's a literal shit filled google maps tho
      backwards ass morons

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a bad experience yesterday at Chipotle funnily enough too
    >finish running
    >go to nearby Chipotle
    >get chicken bowl
    >guy gives me tiny ass scooping
    >ask for a little more
    "OK bro that'll be extra"
    >gives me a tiny bit more
    Never going to that place again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      toppings are free, did you ask for more meat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the meat my bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fact u paid for it is so cuck lol I would have said bye bye poopskin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was hungry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chipotle wagies got a memo if you start filming a tiktok they give extra portions. Next time just take your phone out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He scooped your ass?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's scooping bro? And you're not that tiny.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do it anyway. What are they gonna do?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like my dumb little outfits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A fat person wrote that note. Jelly about fit in shape people. If they were smart they would gladly exchange a fountain drink for a few pieces of toilet paper but fatties gonna fat.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do fast food chains usually lock the bathroom in the USA?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only in urban areas with a lot of the usual suspects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do it in canada now too cause druggies shoot up and shit on the walls

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dont try and order a fountain drink just to use the restroom
    uh why not?
    aren't beverages typically the most expensive product in a fast food restaurant? at mcdonalds i pay more for a large coke than i do for a chicken sandwhich

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sign maker is upset that people might find out sugar doesn't make you fat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok moxyte

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because $1.80 in profit isn’t worth a bunch of runners coming in and making a gigantic mess that you have to pay someone $18/hr to clean up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clean it up wagie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >basically sell exlax
        >its the runners who are ruining our bathrooms
        Lol ok
        Man I remember how perfect my shits were during cross country.
        I started running about a month ago and wouldnt you know it the BMs are back to being pristine.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter, you order a fountain drink, you're a customer.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    piss on their wall

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't run with a group, nor do I wear a dumb little outfit to run
    I will use your restroom though

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like going to places that say "customers only" and using their facilities as a non-customer. If they say anything my go-to line (that I love to use on anyone who tells me what to do in public) is "Call the cops"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it takes police / threat of police / people calling the police to get anon to behave in public
      bet I can guess your complexion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being this incapable of understanding even the blandest nuance of social interaction and the recounting of said interactions
        bro you're the darkie here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Understanding the trappings of civilization but still choosing savagery
          ¿Que pasa, maricon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do the same, nobody ever stopped me. The average wagie doesn't care and if he does you just ignore him.
        Just walk in, make eye contact with everyone but don't respond verbally as you make your way to the porcelain throne to deposit a gigantic turd. Personally I am civilized enough to hit the bowl and flush afterwards, but that's obviously optional. Not my problem.

        It just works. 2020-2022 made me immune to any fear of breaking codes of conduct, you either physically stop me (not going to happen) or I do whatever I want.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use the restroom anyway. That or pee against the management back exit door knob.
    So yeah, Frick you wagie. I'm above your pay grade to deal with.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We know you're with the rub club because of your dumb little outfit
    You know they are with the run club because they are not fat, unlike your customers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mostly IST people eat at chipotle, fatass LARPer

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use the restroom
    >run away
    >???
    >proFit

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd piss on their doorknob

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proper wasteman

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Out restrooms are for customers
    >Don't try being a customer
    Americans

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah if I saw this sign I would feel obligated to buy a cookie and then rip a sloppy kanga on their crapper.
    I'd be compelling the min-wagies to get a real job so in reality that makes me the good guy.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >customers only
    >please dont become a customer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds weird, but the only reason Chipotle exists is to build restrooms that aren’t supposed to be used. The burritos and everything else are ancillary.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the actual frick are they doing? These signs exist to stop Black folk from nigging and prevent homeless from loitering.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a chipotle I would not give a shit and use their restroom anyways, what are they going to do, call the cops? They can either lock the damn thing and deny it to everyone, or they can let me shit in it. What the frick is this left wing urbanite obsession with denying people use of your bathroom anyways? I thought you people were socialists?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The manager that wrote this is clearly a seething fatty

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