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Uhhh what the fuck?
bloatmaxx bros can we ever stop winning?
Heavy lifting + g0yslop x failure
The only way to fix this is by raising the weight that is considered obese
lol obesity is a meme.
So why am I only seeing landwhales huddling through Walmart but not Dwayne the Rock Johnsons?
the percent of people who are in the obese category but are actually fit is a very small portion.
are you a women by chance?
The rock is on steroids. Having too much muscle strains your heart too. It’s much better to be musclular than fat but bmi is body mass, not body fat index. The human heart is only meant to pump blood to so much area
You dont get obese BMI from muscle mass without roiding. Try again garden gnome
>most people are average and want to be with someone who isnt out of their league
keep rollin rolling rolling
What femoids mean by "dad bod" is 15% BF and strong.
Yep. Roasties think "dad bod" is basically a little ab definition, good muscle, etc. The "I sometimes eat out and drink beer" body. Not "dad bod" as in 22% body fat with strength earning through drinking 12 packs for reps.
"Dad Bod" here. Women are chronic liars
That dude looks like Alex Winter.
Let me offer you a little translation guide
>Please pick looking big in a shirt over looking shredded without one
Not too big
>Please pick looking shredded with your shirt off over looking big with it on
why are they always white? i thought other male races are attractive bros...
This is what women mean when they say a 'dad bod'
Heavy lifting with a sloppy diet.
Heavy lifting with a sloppy diet.
This. "Dad-bod" means Daddy™, not some manchild-looking slob.
What is that dog thinking about?
>awww yus master is picking me up I've been a good boi he loves me so much I'm hungry I'm horny
He lost his legs and balls for israel lmfaoooo
balls too? damn
The dadbod is the sign of a man who is settled down. Women prefer this because they wouldn't have to worry about other women being attracted to them, which ironically makes them less attracted towards their husbands in the long run as well.
Don't fall for women's tricks.
Based Virgil poster
Idk if its cuz im gay but fat thor is hot as fuck, i think the arm muscles and the beard help tho
Honestly my dream physique once I hit 30.
Yes, it's a lie. Don't believe a word of it. Women say they want someone with a dadbod because they want a pushover housecat who will provide and won't leave them.
They still only want to fuck chadbods.
Do not care what singles think, I already have a woman, do not care what anyone thinks
I do not lift to impress people, to look a certain way, it is much more simple than that
I lift to become strong
Blessed Chuck poster
Women think Dad Bod = Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy OP
left: A fat garden gnome
Right: A ripped aussie wearing prostetic fake fat suit
I wonder who wrote this
Fat people pretending they fat people are attractive. Who cares what these fats think
75% of the US population is also overweight or obese.
Yes it's true women also only care about personality. (100% agreed upon by females)
Mel might just have the kind of dad bod these supposed singles are thinking of.
When foids say they're into "Dad bods" they basically mean they like guys with broad shoulders and built chests who have a bit of fat on them. Like rugby players, not slovenly fat neckbeards.
Tips on fat retardmaxxing??
Eating at Five Guys for lunch and dinner
I don't know about what woman want but I sure asf want a thicc boi like in pic.
I'm from the south and the top tier pussy around here are seen exclusively with either lanky, lean "ripped dudes" or 6'4 mountain men who look like they just crawled out of a cave in the morning, with the facial hair and beer gut to boot.
Most good-looking women aren't attracted to muscle inherently, but rather power, it is instinctual that they want to feel safe from harm via a strong man (and put in their place), they aren't attracted to fat dudes as much as much as they are Chads with a few extra pounds on them.
Also, keep in mind that women have laughably low self esteem so a dad bod is a happy medium between a IST dude that she would never truly think she deserved and a fat dude that no other women would want, the extra fat lessens their fear for competition from other women
>INB4 how do you know this/credentials?
Just piecing together my own experiences and observations of women and drawing a few conclusions based off of intuition though I could very well be wrong
In high school I fucked around a bit in the end of my senior year (not of my own vallation, I wanted a genuine relationship and they used me for my body feelsbadman), that and I may or may not be on the spectrum
Testing. I tried posting a thread about stretch marks and it says my country is rangebanned.
Is the Day of the Rake finally upon us?
rolling, be kind
This is what Women mean by "dadbod".
I like women with a little extra on the sides
Why the heck wouldn't women like men with a little extra on the sides
This is what women picture from the phrase "dad bod"
Strong. Beefy. Big arms. Some veins but not too vascular. A slight belly.
>listening to what women say and not how they act
99% of what the mainstream promotes is the exact opposite of what you should be doing.
I don't want to but my wife deserves better
yea singles over 40
It's the fcking birth control pills. It prevents their period, which fucks with what they're aroused by.
As a woman I can say that confidence is way more sexy than looks, I would rather date Jack Black than anyone from Hawaii Five-O
Tits or GTFO
plenty of replies. even weak bait works on the retards here.
Do you also like guys who are beeing themselves?
>I would rather date Jack Black
Fat chick detected lmao
Please post body count split up in chads and dadbods. And be honest this is anonymous anyway. I need some hopium. My body count is 1.
I forgot to add. It was a heavy one but it counts.
>as a wo- ACK
>implying I want to associate with the bottom 75% of women
Dad bod means a completely different thing in the surveys (bearmode) than the images they show (fat fuck). They also find lean and ripped more attractive, they just don't want to feel as bad about their shitty unhealthy lifestyles.
Yeah, dad bod is more like bear mode than a guy with some muscles and a beer belly.
I am a woman and I can confirm women LOVE dadbods
look at this chunk of a man. don't you wanna be a chunk of a man too?
No, I don't want to be a bald manlet with a coping beard
>stronger than you ever will be
>more masculine than you ever will be
screams the lanky chinlet LEL
That bod + not looking like you're trying to hold a shit in all the time = easy 10
That’s not a dad bod
>60% obesity rate
>75% of singles prefer dad bods
No, 75% of singles are fat fucking lazy slobs and don’t want somebody that will make them even more insecure about their disgusting bodies
>pay to publish a bogus study saying fat people are hot
>get morons to start eating shitty food
life is literally so easy
By Niamh Shackleton
If you're stupid enough to believe that then you deserve to fail
bloatbros....*burps from gastro acid*....I think we're gonna make it
Note that this is by single women
And the only women that are single are truly ugly and repulsive women.
Basically they're coping.
Rolling, making food rn so make it short please
women like to get smothered and creampied, simple as.
roll for Mel
Based anon derailing OPs gay bait thread. Rolling
Well like 70% of women are fat. At least they stick to their own kind
Fuck I'm just 175 as a 6'2'' male, I guess I need to bulk hard this winter.
And is of mixed heritage. Truly a dystopian shithole.
I didn’t read the replies, but Henry cavil between roles is the modern roasties definition of a dad bod: jacked, faint outline of abs, and a small layer of fat over it. Basically they’re signaling they want a guy with superior genetics who doesn’t have to try hard to maintain a good physique.
Dad body means flat stomach with no visible abs but still muscular
Dad bods are indicative a certain type of personality, I think. The laid back, jolly kind. Think of it this way - if you see someone who's extremely fit and well dressed, next to someone with a slight gut and casual clothes, which would you feel more comfortable approaching for a casual one-off question or conversation?
The casual guy might not be someone you immediately want to set up with your daughter, but is more likely to be agreeable and laid back. So you naturally go that way since the outcome has a better chance of being pleasant.
Looks will always provoke a response based on learned stereotypes and no amount of social justice will change that. It's human nature. You are drawn to the person that 'looks' most like they'll provide the experience your seeking.
The only such study I want to see is where women agree to go home with, and actually do go home with, to fuck, IdenticalTwin A who has some species of "Dad Bod" versus Identical Twin B, who has 11-14% bodyfat and 1.5, 2.5, 3.5, 4.5 stats (ie reasonably muscular).
Until there is data on whores actually spreading their legs for pics of nonrich, non famous chubby, out of shape guys, I dont want to hear any more about this fake bullshit.
haven't done these in a year but oh well
Last call if not last three digits
It was written by a fat chick. And you're gnomish get this out of my face
Dad Bod is such a generic and broad term that it can literally mean anything.
Although, if you must know what most women prefer (I SAID MOST, NOT ALL), women like a guy with some muscle with 20-25 percent body fat. Anything beyond that is too high and anything below that makes you too hard for them to enjoy cuddling with you or makes you look too shredded to stay faithful.
At the end of the day, you should do what makes you happy and find someone who likes you for you!
You are no longer a man if your life is guided by surveys you read on the internet.
by dad bod, they mean fit man with high BF but not obese/concerningly fat
rollin for 99
> women lie
i am a woman and i love dad bod aka a little ponch in the belly zone why would i want an insect reptilian psycho for a bf
How about a horse riding psycho
im amenable to that but my bf doesn't ride a horse so kind of a moot point
Post body chud
Yeah they say it in surveys because they don't want to seem shallow. See what happens on Tinder where no-one's judging their preferences and they can choose freely.
>believe this garden gnome propaganda so you can stay fat and lazy, goy!
I'm pretty sure they're confusing bear mode with dad bod
Let's do this bro
Do not fall for that trap
They want to eliminate you from the pool gene more easily
When will you gays learn that women are COY and AGREEABLE. This combination of character traits makes it impossible to take anything they say seriously under the premise that their opinion is something that's exposed to society.
They are lying. They always lie. Look at what they do not what they say.
No woman on earth prefers an average dick over a big dick.
No woman on earth prefers an average body over a muscular one.
No woman on earth prefers an average height man over a tall man.
No woman ever actually "PREFERS" anything under a more or less objectively quantifiable 80th percentile of attractiveness / size / whatever.
When bitches say they want a guy with dad bod this is what they’re talking about, not some fucking fat old man unless he has mountains of cash, ignore irrelevant opinions, stfu and keep working out anon
I'm pretty sure the pics they show women during these studies are dudes who still clearly work out, decently attractive, etc. but maybe have a bit of stomach flab over a decently strong core. Then when they release these studies, the dumb broad or basedcuck who writes the article includes screenshots of very obese dudes
6? come the fuck on. rolling again
ill multiply by 2 and call it even
Any woman who is single is either fat or weird, high tier women always have men on the go
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