Uhhh what the fuck?

Uhhh what the fuck?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shakleton

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*Shakleton*~~

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shakleton

        it's anglo

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >basedgoy journalism

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloatmaxx bros can we ever stop winning?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy lifting + g0yslop x failure

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to fix this is by raising the weight that is considered obese

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol obesity is a meme.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why am I only seeing landwhales huddling through Walmart but not Dwayne the Rock Johnsons?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the percent of people who are in the obese category but are actually fit is a very small portion.

        are you a women by chance?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The rock is on steroids. Having too much muscle strains your heart too. It’s much better to be musclular than fat but bmi is body mass, not body fat index. The human heart is only meant to pump blood to so much area

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You dont get obese BMI from muscle mass without roiding. Try again garden gnome

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most people are average and want to be with someone who isnt out of their league

    no shit

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    keep rollin rolling rolling

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad bods
    What femoids mean by "dad bod" is 15% BF and strong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Roasties think "dad bod" is basically a little ab definition, good muscle, etc. The "I sometimes eat out and drink beer" body. Not "dad bod" as in 22% body fat with strength earning through drinking 12 packs for reps.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Dad Bod" here. Women are chronic liars

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice try

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dude looks like Alex Winter.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me offer you a little translation guide
    Dad bod
    >Please pick looking big in a shirt over looking shredded without one
    Not too big
    >Please pick looking shredded with your shirt off over looking big with it on

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are they always white? i thought other male races are attractive bros...

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rollerino

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what women mean when they say a 'dad bod'

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aka picrel.
      Heavy lifting with a sloppy diet.

      This. "Dad-bod" means Daddy™, not some manchild-looking slob.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is that dog thinking about?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >awww yus master is picking me up I've been a good boi he loves me so much I'm hungry I'm horny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lost his legs and balls for israel lmfaoooo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        balls too? damn

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dadbod is the sign of a man who is settled down. Women prefer this because they wouldn't have to worry about other women being attracted to them, which ironically makes them less attracted towards their husbands in the long run as well.

    Don't fall for women's tricks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Virgil poster

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk if its cuz im gay but fat thor is hot as fuck, i think the arm muscles and the beard help tho

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aka picrel.
    Heavy lifting with a sloppy diet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly my dream physique once I hit 30.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's a lie. Don't believe a word of it. Women say they want someone with a dadbod because they want a pushover housecat who will provide and won't leave them.
    They still only want to fuck chadbods.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do not care what singles think, I already have a woman, do not care what anyone thinks

    I do not lift to impress people, to look a certain way, it is much more simple than that

    I lift to become strong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed Chuck poster

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women think Dad Bod = Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy OP

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    left: A fat garden gnome
    Right: A ripped aussie wearing prostetic fake fat suit

    I wonder who wrote this

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people pretending they fat people are attractive. Who cares what these fats think

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    75% of the US population is also overweight or obese.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's true women also only care about personality. (100% agreed upon by females)

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mel might just have the kind of dad bod these supposed singles are thinking of.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When foids say they're into "Dad bods" they basically mean they like guys with broad shoulders and built chests who have a bit of fat on them. Like rugby players, not slovenly fat neckbeards.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tips on fat retardmaxxing??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eating at Five Guys for lunch and dinner

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about what woman want but I sure asf want a thicc boi like in pic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I'm from the south and the top tier pussy around here are seen exclusively with either lanky, lean "ripped dudes" or 6'4 mountain men who look like they just crawled out of a cave in the morning, with the facial hair and beer gut to boot.

      Most good-looking women aren't attracted to muscle inherently, but rather power, it is instinctual that they want to feel safe from harm via a strong man (and put in their place), they aren't attracted to fat dudes as much as much as they are Chads with a few extra pounds on them.

      Also, keep in mind that women have laughably low self esteem so a dad bod is a happy medium between a IST dude that she would never truly think she deserved and a fat dude that no other women would want, the extra fat lessens their fear for competition from other women

      >INB4 how do you know this/credentials?
      Just piecing together my own experiences and observations of women and drawing a few conclusions based off of intuition though I could very well be wrong
      In high school I fucked around a bit in the end of my senior year (not of my own vallation, I wanted a genuine relationship and they used me for my body feelsbadman), that and I may or may not be on the spectrum

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Testing. I tried posting a thread about stretch marks and it says my country is rangebanned.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the Day of the Rake finally upon us?

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rolling, be kind

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what Women mean by "dadbod".

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like women with a little extra on the sides

    Why the heck wouldn't women like men with a little extra on the sides

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is what women picture from the phrase "dad bod"
    Strong. Beefy. Big arms. Some veins but not too vascular. A slight belly.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listening to what women say and not how they act

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      99% of what the mainstream promotes is the exact opposite of what you should be doing.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    basado, rolling

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't want to but my wife deserves better

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >singles
    yea singles over 40

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the fcking birth control pills. It prevents their period, which fucks with what they're aroused by.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a woman I can say that confidence is way more sexy than looks, I would rather date Jack Black than anyone from Hawaii Five-O

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tits or GTFO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weak bait

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        plenty of replies. even weak bait works on the retards here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >date
      >not fuck
      We know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you also like guys who are beeing themselves?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I would rather date Jack Black
      Fat chick detected lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please post body count split up in chads and dadbods. And be honest this is anonymous anyway. I need some hopium. My body count is 1.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot to add. It was a heavy one but it counts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as a wo- ACK

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I want to associate with the bottom 75% of women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YEAH BUDDY

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad bod means a completely different thing in the surveys (bearmode) than the images they show (fat fuck). They also find lean and ripped more attractive, they just don't want to feel as bad about their shitty unhealthy lifestyles.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad bod

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, dad bod is more like bear mode than a guy with some muscles and a beer belly.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a woman and I can confirm women LOVE dadbods

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Rollin’

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at this chunk of a man. don't you wanna be a chunk of a man too?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't want to be a bald manlet with a coping beard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stronger than you ever will be
        >more masculine than you ever will be
        >c-c-coping b-b-beard!
        screams the lanky chinlet LEL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That bod + not looking like you're trying to hold a shit in all the time = easy 10

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not a dad bod

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rolling

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >60% obesity rate
    >85% overweight
    >75% of singles prefer dad bods
    No, 75% of singles are fat fucking lazy slobs and don’t want somebody that will make them even more insecure about their disgusting bodies

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be mcdonalds
    >pay to publish a bogus study saying fat people are hot
    >get morons to start eating shitty food
    life is literally so easy

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By Niamh Shackleton

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Rollerino

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're stupid enough to believe that then you deserve to fail

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Roll.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloatbros....*burps from gastro acid*....I think we're gonna make it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based bloatbro.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Note that this is by single women
    And the only women that are single are truly ugly and repulsive women.
    Basically they're coping.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rollan

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Rolling, making food rn so make it short please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ffs

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yeeees

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    women like to get smothered and creampied, simple as.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll
    >captcha: 0SR82

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Roll

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll for Mel

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based anon derailing OPs gay bait thread. Rolling

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well like 70% of women are fat. At least they stick to their own kind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5'3
      >170 lbs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck I'm just 175 as a 6'2'' male, I guess I need to bulk hard this winter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And is of mixed heritage. Truly a dystopian shithole.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t read the replies, but Henry cavil between roles is the modern roasties definition of a dad bod: jacked, faint outline of abs, and a small layer of fat over it. Basically they’re signaling they want a guy with superior genetics who doesn’t have to try hard to maintain a good physique.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad body means flat stomach with no visible abs but still muscular

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Roll

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad bods are indicative a certain type of personality, I think. The laid back, jolly kind. Think of it this way - if you see someone who's extremely fit and well dressed, next to someone with a slight gut and casual clothes, which would you feel more comfortable approaching for a casual one-off question or conversation?

    The casual guy might not be someone you immediately want to set up with your daughter, but is more likely to be agreeable and laid back. So you naturally go that way since the outcome has a better chance of being pleasant.

    Looks will always provoke a response based on learned stereotypes and no amount of social justice will change that. It's human nature. You are drawn to the person that 'looks' most like they'll provide the experience your seeking.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only such study I want to see is where women agree to go home with, and actually do go home with, to fuck, IdenticalTwin A who has some species of "Dad Bod" versus Identical Twin B, who has 11-14% bodyfat and 1.5, 2.5, 3.5, 4.5 stats (ie reasonably muscular).

    Until there is data on whores actually spreading their legs for pics of nonrich, non famous chubby, out of shape guys, I dont want to hear any more about this fake bullshit.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    haven't done these in a year but oh well

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reroll

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last call if not last three digits

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rolling

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was written by a fat chick. And you're gnomish get this out of my face

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rolling

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Roll

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dad Bod is such a generic and broad term that it can literally mean anything.

    Although, if you must know what most women prefer (I SAID MOST, NOT ALL), women like a guy with some muscle with 20-25 percent body fat. Anything beyond that is too high and anything below that makes you too hard for them to enjoy cuddling with you or makes you look too shredded to stay faithful.

    At the end of the day, you should do what makes you happy and find someone who likes you for you!

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are no longer a man if your life is guided by surveys you read on the internet.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    by dad bod, they mean fit man with high BF but not obese/concerningly fat

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rollin for 99

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      reroll

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Rolling

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    checkem

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > women lie
    Shocker

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rolling

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am a woman and i love dad bod aka a little ponch in the belly zone why would i want an insect reptilian psycho for a bf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about a horse riding psycho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        im amenable to that but my bf doesn't ride a horse so kind of a moot point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body chud

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they say it in surveys because they don't want to seem shallow. See what happens on Tinder where no-one's judging their preferences and they can choose freely.

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >believe this garden gnome propaganda so you can stay fat and lazy, goy!

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure they're confusing bear mode with dad bod

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Let's do this bro

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do not fall for that trap
    They want to eliminate you from the pool gene more easily

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will you gays learn that women are COY and AGREEABLE. This combination of character traits makes it impossible to take anything they say seriously under the premise that their opinion is something that's exposed to society.

    They are lying. They always lie. Look at what they do not what they say.
    No woman on earth prefers an average dick over a big dick.
    No woman on earth prefers an average body over a muscular one.
    No woman on earth prefers an average height man over a tall man.

    No woman ever actually "PREFERS" anything under a more or less objectively quantifiable 80th percentile of attractiveness / size / whatever.

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Rolling

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shekelton

    Sure thing.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When bitches say they want a guy with dad bod this is what they’re talking about, not some fucking fat old man unless he has mountains of cash, ignore irrelevant opinions, stfu and keep working out anon

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    r
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  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Roll

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure the pics they show women during these studies are dudes who still clearly work out, decently attractive, etc. but maybe have a bit of stomach flab over a decently strong core. Then when they release these studies, the dumb broad or basedcuck who writes the article includes screenshots of very obese dudes

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    roll

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      6? come the fuck on. rolling again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ill multiply by 2 and call it even

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >singles

    Any woman who is single is either fat or weird, high tier women always have men on the go

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ROLLING

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