unironically the only kind of body you need to look impressive to normans

unironically the only kind of body you need to look impressive to normans

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am obese and I had a girlfriend once about 2 years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got way more pussy when I was slightly overweight/chubby than when I got fit. dont understand it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its easy to understand.
        White women are masculine and need constant reassurance of their power over men, therefore they need a soft weak piggy to be around to enforce this mentality.
        She cant feel like an empowered goddess if shes standing next to chad.
        They like fat guys because they are not threatened by them. They are not afraid of them, which means they are comfortable around them.
        They dont take them seriously and so they approach fat guys more often, are more willing to talk to them, and also more willing to make demands of them.

        But fit guys scare them. Only a literal level 99 whore from the crack den will ever have the guts to approach a fit guy, and only whores with a thousand cock stare can ever keep pace with chad.
        Chad gets whores, but fat asses, nerds, and weak effeminate beta males, get women.
        Sorry chud, but this is real life, and the neckbeard gets the girl.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought I was the only one. I had the most sex ever when I was chubby as fuck. I think it's a combination of a few things.
        1. I drank more and would get out and eat and drink more with people
        2. I had more time to do misc. shit since i wasn't doing fit activities
        3. I had more energy to try and charm girls. Now I can't be bothered
        4. I was less picky
        That's just off the to of my head

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sage
    PHONEPOSTER GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guess Norman here isn’t impressed haha!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine sitting in front of a computer and browsing IST, couldn't be me lmao

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUCKING NORMANFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY ISLAND

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the 6th of June 1944 ring a bell?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had something close to that going for a little while, maybe slightly lower BF%

    I mean women still wouldn’t even look in my direction but it was nice

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about normans, I care about those who rose above them.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bellybutton lower than door knob
    if that's impressive then all I have to say is...
    I PITY THE MANLET

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based manlet detector

      https://i.imgur.com/JWkhwes.jpg

      I can pull more guys than girls, i get both of course but its more of a compliment when a gay hits on you.

      >I can pull more guys than girls
      Lol not with that ass, honey.

      Dudes shouldnt have phat asses. Thats gay

      >He doesn't know women love a juicy peach too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED i just walked up to my doorknob and i was like 5 inches above it, op image must be like 5'4

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to look impressive to normans
    Pretty low bar. I want to look so incredibly impressive that i can make straight guys doubt their sexuality when i take off my shirt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that looks pretty good, guess I'm a normie.

      Anon please stop being gay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are a normie, a passerby, forgettable, a waste of space, nobody gives a fuck about your opinions, try and get angry, it all be for nothing, the upper echelon is the only thing that matters

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one posting on IST is part of the upper echelon of anything you delusional gay, apart from maybe mental illness statistics

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mentally illchads can't stop winning thanks to free gibsmedat 4 life.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon please stop being gay
        Thats the neat part, i am not gay, its just tjat making girls wet with my body isnt impressive enough so i also have to turn guys gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fantasizing about the most common trope in homoerotic fiction isn't gay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imma send 2 pics, taken within minutes of eachother.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your son is ugly.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                His mother is a latina. Biggest regret of having a mixed race child, is that hes nothing like me. Cant relate to him in any way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                once a week go to Taco Bell together

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Give him HGH so he can at least match your height and you will not have a Mexican Elliot Rodger on your hands. Sons who are shorter than their fathers are miserable, and Mexicans are generally short.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where is she from and what type of latina? I'm white (actually white, not American white) and I have a huge latina fetish that I can't get over and I know it's only a matter of time until I knock one up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mexican. She was anorexic when I met her, had a fetish for skeletons. Now shes normal, grew bored of her a long time ago tbh, the only reason im still with her is because we get along well.
                Shes very americanized, i dont know anything about actual latinas

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your best bet is to make sure that your son is completely in touch with his white side, and not in touch with his Mexican side. My roommate is half Mexican, and will not stop going on about being Mexican despite having never lived in Mexico and being able to speak less Spanish than me. He constantly over-enunciates Spanish words, and whenever anything relating to Mexicans/Mexico/Latin America comes up he won't stop talking about how that's "his people".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He constantly over-enunciates Spanish words
                Is he from California, specifically LA or the Bay Area? There are a bunch of Americans from LA in my college program and they all do this shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Haha yeah he is, he's from San Diego. Worst part is half of the time he doesn't even pronounce the words right, I took Spanish every year from kindergarten through senior year of high school, and reached a decent level of fluency. I've thought about picking it up again just to flex on him and hopefully show him how retarded he sounds.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, Spanish has a lot of regional dialects. For example, actual Spaniards all talk with a faggy lisp. So it might be a case of po-tay-to/po-tah-to. He sounds like a total poser, though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just met an obnoxious/insecure person. It's not really the norm even among half-asians.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you're baiting if you unironically talk about your own flesh and blood like that you are genuinely a piece of shit. You coomed in a brownie, now face the consequences.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                where is he

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              mfw forgot leg day

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can pull more guys than girls, i get both of course but its more of a compliment when a gay hits on you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I admire your commitment to this bait, but this is getting really weird anon. I can assure you that you will not think this is as funny as you do now in 24 hours when the realization hits.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't work legs at all do you??

              That sorry excuse of an ass, be a proper fagott and do squats at least 2x per week

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dudes shouldnt have phat asses. Thats gay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree. Therefore, you are wrong.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you said you wanted to turn straight guys into fags though.

              https://i.imgur.com/6Rv6QXh.jpg

              Imma send 2 pics, taken within minutes of eachother.

              please tell me you've been lifting for less than a month, this is terrible

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yet you look worse OP, sad!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    routine?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have body dysmorphia

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are tall are you op?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    arms disproportionately too big, gymcel look
    same size of delts and smaller biceps is male model chad slayer look that you want

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I'd still suck him off.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Caring about normalfags
    Ngmi

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good physique. He only needs some lat and ab work and to lose 10 pounds and he would have the body type the majority of womyn find ideal.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a Saxon I remain unimpressed

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