Unusual motivators to exercise

>be me
>frequently get uncontrollable urge to cum inside a woman
>the urge is so overpowering that I literally start shaking and visualize over and over again my penis inside a veganal canal squirting cum
>tfw no gf
>I have to go on an hour long run or hard BJJ sparring session to exhaust myself physically and take the edge off my urges

Does anyone else have unusually motivators for working out?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bazonkas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bazonkas means boobies btw

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >get horny
    >deal with this by grappling sweaty men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      works pretty well actually. Tho on occasion you spar with a woman and they press their breasts in your face it makes it worse

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly quads, shame. Anyways, great breasts, I saw some today that were also quite big, not as big, but tighter, rounder, and all natural too. Man do I love breasts

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't hold back, embrace the coomer inside of you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know from past experience that all mass & strength gains disappear within days of being homeless, do I exclusively do low intensity cardio for lower body, upper body, and core in case it happens again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a moron if you lose gains. If you're natty and developed a fit physique it will stay by barely doing a single intense full body routine a week. Conversely you can do calisthenics at the park. I have made good gains going only calisthenics. You just can't starve. Starving as a homeless just means you have low IQ, though. You can get plenty of food from food bank, soup kitchen, trash cans, and panhandling as long as you aren't a dug addict (again, low IQ behavior)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can't keep gains on a homeless diet, buddy. CICO.

        Also you walk everywhere, 3 or 4 hours of walking a day. Extra 1000 to 2000 calories a day. Not possible with no income.

        Source: was homeless for entirety of bachelors degree.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what was your degree in brah. must've spent a bit of time at uni libraries etc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >what was your degree in brah. must've spent a bit of time at uni libraries etc
            CS. No one would hire me though, so I got VA disability and am now a neet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wrong. additional alcohol didn't make these people gain weight, CICO is for people who haven't looked into it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares about you or your opinions

            Just leave us alone

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              sorry i annoyed you with my friendship

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Humans don't digest alcohol, buddy.
            I'm pretty sure coal and uranium are full of calories too, but.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              we do digest alcohol but yes, energy absorption is one reason. BTW different foods have different energy absorption too. CICO is pure fraud. the uranium = calories thing is an argument against the CICO paradigm of eating

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >t. fatty

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                all the CICO people in my life are fat

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i keep a document full of times i was disrespected or embarrassed and read one instance from it when i need an injection of adrenaline. shit never fails to make me give it my all

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE HUGE breasts SO MUCH AAARRRGGHH!!!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honkers

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when I do nofap for more than 3-4 days. I cannot sit through a day of work like that so I cave. Maybe if I go crazy with working out in the morning it won't be as bad

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not fair that women are only that horny when they're ovulating one day of the month while guys feel that way any time they don't jerk off for a couple days.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    b***h won a genetic lottery

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I see fat people

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >run after my work outs
    >imagine myself as the tank in a fantasy party with my friends
    >imagine we're fighting some big boss and everyone's down
    >I'm the only one up and have to fight off the enemies so they can heal
    >remember that it's up to me to protect my loved ones and all the exhaustion leave my body
    I want to buy a suit of armor and long sword

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be good for a week if you just did one 20-30 minute HIT session.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read books about war. Thinking about guys in battle fighting for their lives makes me feel like a b***h and motivates me to work out to be less of a b***h.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based. sometimes I think about Jesus on the cross and Him dying for MY sins...and it helps me put the smallness of my struggle into perspective. i can run this treadmill sprint

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm working out so I don't go to war.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine breeding her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I currently am

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