>wakes you up at 11:00 pm
>wakes you up at 2:00 am
>wakes you up at 3:30 am
>wakes you up at 5:30 am and won't let you go back to bed
>screams at you if you try to take the time to cook anything so you have to just shove a sausage under the broiler and scarf it in 30 seconds
>diet now consists of 66% sausages
>lifts have gone to absolute shit
I love my baby but are they the ultimate gains goblins?
He's your fricking kid bro shut the frick up
If you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss I will literally find your ass, stab you repeatedly until you die in under 20 seconds from when I'll begin
Cringe
Its funny when virgin's think they're better than you. It's cute
Meds
keyed
>If you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss
if I felt like abusing him, I'd just neglect him by leaving him to "cry it out" and have myself a comfy snoooooze
Mmmm, a snooze.
YOU'D WHAT!!!!!!!!!
Cringe kys gay
Based. Be a good father op, only nogs are bad parents
Nice black and white view of the world
This photo clearly shows how sleep deprived the parents are because of that little shit sitting in the back seat.
nah bro you don't get it
that anecdote?
it means everything
stop being ignorant
meds
Good dad
t. will probably have spoiled kids
>They hated him because he spoke the truth
I say swear words! It makes me sound so tough and angry!
congrats, you are more of a gay then OP
>f you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss I will literally find your ass, stab you repeatedly until you die in under 20 seconds from when I'll begin
Kek based, lmao at the seething non-whites replying
just have protein shakes instead of sausages
don't blame the baby
MY SON IS POWERFUL AND FULL OF ENERGY
I want my son to manifest his own power, sot vampirically siphon mine.
Literally biting me and drawing blood, this guy.
It gets easier brother. At some point you can train them to sleep all night
let the mommy do the mommy work you dumbass. There is also her mom and your mom
Heavy on the “my baby mama won’t let me see my kid” vibes. The reality is that, I just don’t really bang with son like that anymore. He changed up. We grew apart, as people do.
niggest post of the hour
where is your woman? rhetorical question, you don’t have one LMAO!
What in the frick are you trying to say? Anyone here speak Black person?
>baby mama
>broken family
>slang
confirmed nig
It takes one to know one
Language: DA HOOD
where is your woman?
LMAO you fricking vegana! I have a baby too, he's 10 month old this week and I have NEVER once woken up in the middle of the night to take care of him. My wife respects me enough to know that I have to work in the morning and that I don't have a breast full of milk, so she takes care of him in the night and lets me sleep. My wife still cooks full real meals every day and she baby wears while she does it.
You're a beta and your wife is a shitty and lazy mother, sorry to be the one to tell you.
>pic related, my family
Ur the most based on the board. I don't know why you still hang out around here.
I've been browsing here since I was 15, it's really hard to leave at this point
>dyel like you can get a wife while I'm still a khv
You need to start making more money.
I'm the one who posted the family pic, I don't make that much money, I'm just a very interested man. I work in search and rescue, I race sailboats, I have won tons of gold medals in submission wrestling, I'm an encyclopedia on a wide range on topics (art and architecture, biology, history, philosophy, geography) I have traveled the world many times over and set records on climbing multiple peaks, I'm a competitive club level chess player, etc.
Just be passionate in life instead of some moron who just goes to the gym and goes to work and that's it. Women love men who are passionate about things in life and have interests. A good physique alone will get you no where, a good job alone will get you no where.
Where's that at?
T., respectful backpackerbro
Northern Wales, Snowdonia
My wife was a pharmacist, she has her PharmD and a masters in regulation. She gave it all up to work full time as a mother.
Um? based.
why do you homosexuals need to jump 20 hoops to say one thing is better than the other? what's wrong with dedicating your life to science, or otherwise is it such a terrible choice to be a mother unless all your kids grow up to be scientists?
its like you mongrels can't process things seperately, everything has to be better or worse in your tiny fricking brains
I took up longsword sparring a couple years ago, now mixing in rapier
Am I interesting yet?
Lol imaging posting this Unironically and looking like you can’t even bench your body weight.
I look half his size and can bench body weight (80 kg/176 lb)
God fricking damnit I’m jelly of your family
Is your wife happy? Does she even work? Sounds like a miserable existence to be married to you.
Projection the post
lmao did your mom work? seriously?
sucks to be you no wonder your such a homosexual
Lmao your moms weren't educated at all? No wonder you guys are so stupid. Shitty genetics. You can't even spell correctly.
ahahaha my mom graduated from college then raised me and my four siblings and we had fricking awesome childhoods because she could stay home and care for us while our father brought home the bread
we all played sports and had productive hobbies and my father even had the energy to coach some of our teams and take karate with me
my childhood was fricking sick
sucks to suck homosexual
What a fricking waste.
eat shit shekelstein
white women are made to raise white children that will send you straight to your father in hell
NOOOOO HOW DARE SHE FULFILL HER TRADITIONAL ROLE IN LIFE!!!! NOOOOOO SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK AT ZOG CORPS™ SO WE CAN MEET PROFIT MARGINS FOR THE MONTH!!!!!!!
>lmao my trad roles
It's too bad you and your wife aren't equals. You see her as inferior to you. She might have other ambitions in life, but you won't even help out and raise the kids that you also helped to create. Absolutely pathetic.
>It's too bad you and your wife aren't equals. You see her as inferior to you. She might have other ambitions in life, but you won't even help out and raise the kids that you also helped to create. Absolutely pathetic.
Peepee
Correct. Women and men are not equal. What's your point?
>muh male superiority
I have no idea how any woman can find you attractive, you pathetic worm
Dunno but my wife was keen enough for me to dump loads in her until she got pregnant. I'm sure you could find a women too once you grow a spine
Tons of women get pregnant by worthless, low-tier sexist men. That's not the brag you think it is
I'm sexist, but I love my wife more than hiding in a cupboard in my house while she gets 3 hours nightly of sleep.
I want more sleep than I get but I honestly don't think she'd be able to function if she did ALL the late night shit.
>you pathetic worm
It's not about superiority, it's about fulfilling different roles in the family. Mom is very important to a healthy, functional family. Too bad yours was shit.
Damn that sounds awesome my mom was good and patient and I didn't have it too bad at all considering how horrible a kid I was but they were always drunk and my dad was old as frick and didn't do much but teach me to be /k/, bunch of barflys .but good to me.
If I was raising me I'd whoop some ass the only thing that set me straight was my brother threatening violence
>he thinks women receive more happiness slaving away half of their waking hours so someone else can make profit than creating life on your own image and nurturing it into something beautiful
This is your brain on israeli oligarchy. Truly a slave mindset
She's too trad to sleep.
When Anon's kid meets him in twelve years it'll be really trad and based
>working for mr shekelstein is better than working for your own family
sorry you've been so severely mislead
A females greatest pleasure is to take care of her family and raise her kids+ serve the husband while the males greatest pleasure is to provide and protect his family.
>Feminist working mother outside of the house ideal is only valid "work" and contribution to society
Seriously hope thag (you)'re not male...yikes.
And yet you don't look like you lift... Wasted opportunity
Good for you but different babys act different. Some can act like demon spawns from hell and some can just be a little annoying.
When my baby girl was born the first thing (after shitting on the doctors arm) was screaming like a fire siren. I was not aware that toddlers can be that loud. It was not just the normal annoying baby screaming but my ears did physically hurt from the loud noise.
And this was my life for the next few months. It gets better eventually but after having seen other babys during the last year I realized that my daughter has much, much more energy than most other babys.
In terms of effort required this is a completely different game.
I love her and I am glad that she is so energetic. Nevertheless this was a huge drain of energy for my wife and me and I actually aged visibly during the last year. Before I was still looking like 25 in my late 30s.
It gets better. The first week is the hardest. Much harder than I expected. Eventually you will get some sleep again. When you baby starts recognizing you and smiling at you this is the best thing ever.
In a year you will forget much of the hardship and become nostalgic for this time.
>My wife and her mother deal with that shit
>I sleep in walk in closet inside master bathroom inside master bedroom another 3 solid core doors and a hallway away from the baby
>Sleep sounds having no idea when the baby is doing anything
>Pick him up when I get back from the gym and do front shoulder raises with him
>He giggles uncontrollably with delight
>Proceed with my day
Just as God intended
Yeah but she's the only thing I would ragefully attack a bear for. I would attack a bear to save my wife too but I'd be scared to death the whole time.
Women are supposed to take care of the children bro, what are you doing? I feel sad for you. My boy is 16 months and I have another due on New Year’s Day. Of course I help my wife with the daily shit, but it’s her job to run the household and my job to work and make the money. Frick man, get your wife in order.
I am a parent and I can confirm I haven’t had rem sleep in a year. Don’t worry once they’re a bit older things will get easier champ.
So get your woman to look after the baby?
>actually dad here, not a larper demoraliser like OP
Preserving your genes is the ultimate/ fit/
Seeing guys like OP complaining about having kids is kinda demoralizing tbf. I'm 32 yo with good money, face, car and body but still no prospect of getting married because I'm a huge autismo, always have been.
I thank God for the schizopill, though. Makes the situation a little more bearable.
Why don’t you try some moron dating site? Autists, downsies, whatever the frick the other one like autism is. I’m sure you’ll find someone as moronic as you.
>have kid
>complain
you signed up for this. Figure it out
I guess this is "genetically" fit but that's a reach
Aisha sounds like a bawd
Theres a world full of useless nogs.
Dont be one.
Be white.
My uterus is shriveling up just by reading this
Can I eat your endometrium?
Normies really go out and fulfill the meaning of life effortlessly and then complain about not being able to just throw their baby away at the slightest inconvenience
Correct.
Proof that humanity is just a bunch of schlubs and god created us to amuse him
Yes they are, I couldn't get a routine going until my son turned one. kids are a ton of work bro I often have to settle for calisthenics while the kids run around being stupid but that is the price you pay. They are only babies for a little while slow yourself down because once they're older you will miss the little innocent baby
My kid was easy. I sleep better now with kids than I did in college, so it's at least easier than college.
Father of a 3 year old son.
My son comes to the gym and lifts with me, no joke. I have a video of him doing this but I'm not going to post it. Try to be a role model to your kid is all I can say and it unironically gets easier when they're like 2 and a half, despite what women say. Being able to to talk to them in full sentences when they understand you is easier. Hang in there.
Didn't read the thread but I'm already certain you have a shitload of 20-23 year old babies posting their worthless opinions on this. Ignore all of it.
Just take the nanny pill
>chill with kid for 8 hours
>cook all snacks and meals from scratch
>snatch kid up, press over head
>squats and reverse lunges for toy pickup
>sprints and walks around the block for cardio
>get paid under the table while collecting neet bucks
Shouldn't of circumcised him moron
We didn't, he keeps this up much longer and I might reconsider that choice.
That’s only for the first 6-8 weeks; then they’ll only wake up once in the night. All of our kids were sleeping through the night by 4 months; we used deliberate sleep training and a strict schedule.
I'm not married and don't have kids, but I already sleep like that.
I go to bed at 9pm, fall asleep at 9:20, and get woken up at 11:00. At 11:05 I'm asleep again and my alarm rings again at 00:45. Then I sleep from 00:50 to 02:30, from 02:35 to 04:15, and from 04:20 to 06:00.
The numbers harmonise in a beautiful way, starting and ending at multiples of 3 (9pm to 6am). Also the way 100minutes of sleep accomplishes this, despite an hour being 60 minutes long. It's a godly sleep schedule.
Your child is more important than your gains. As others said your wife should be nursing the child and making food, not you.
>33
>no kids
>mog 99% of 30-40 year olds
>colleagues are 35
>have kids
>look like fricking shit
huh
And yet they have all successfully spread their genes and their legacy, and you're a genetic dead end
Absolutely BTFO
>ultimate gains goblins?
To be fair, a baby is a fairly nutritionally complete meal, and rather well balanced too. A lot of lean meat. How much does it weigh?
this is what you get for not aborting, moron. enjoy the next 20 years, idiot.