>wakes you up at 11:00 pm. >wakes you up at 2:00 am. >wakes you up at 3:30 am

>wakes you up at 11:00 pm
>wakes you up at 2:00 am
>wakes you up at 3:30 am
>wakes you up at 5:30 am and won't let you go back to bed
>screams at you if you try to take the time to cook anything so you have to just shove a sausage under the broiler and scarf it in 30 seconds
>diet now consists of 66% sausages
>lifts have gone to absolute shit
I love my baby but are they the ultimate gains goblins?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's your fricking kid bro shut the frick up

    If you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss I will literally find your ass, stab you repeatedly until you die in under 20 seconds from when I'll begin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Meds

        Cringe kys gay

        Its funny when virgin's think they're better than you. It's cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      keyed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss
      if I felt like abusing him, I'd just neglect him by leaving him to "cry it out" and have myself a comfy snoooooze
      Mmmm, a snooze.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'D WHAT!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe kys gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Be a good father op, only nogs are bad parents

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice black and white view of the world

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This photo clearly shows how sleep deprived the parents are because of that little shit sitting in the back seat.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nah bro you don't get it
            that anecdote?
            it means everything
            stop being ignorant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good dad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. will probably have spoiled kids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They hated him because he spoke the truth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I say swear words! It makes me sound so tough and angry!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      congrats, you are more of a gay then OP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >f you do some stupid shit like beat the shit out of him complaining about financial or muscular loss I will literally find your ass, stab you repeatedly until you die in under 20 seconds from when I'll begin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek based, lmao at the seething non-whites replying

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just have protein shakes instead of sausages
    don't blame the baby

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MY SON IS POWERFUL AND FULL OF ENERGY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want my son to manifest his own power, sot vampirically siphon mine.
      Literally biting me and drawing blood, this guy.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It gets easier brother. At some point you can train them to sleep all night

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    let the mommy do the mommy work you dumbass. There is also her mom and your mom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy on the “my baby mama won’t let me see my kid” vibes. The reality is that, I just don’t really bang with son like that anymore. He changed up. We grew apart, as people do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        niggest post of the hour

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          where is your woman? rhetorical question, you don’t have one LMAO!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What in the frick are you trying to say? Anyone here speak Black person?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >baby mama
        >broken family
        >slang
        confirmed nig

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It takes one to know one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Language: DA HOOD

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where is your woman?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO you fricking vegana! I have a baby too, he's 10 month old this week and I have NEVER once woken up in the middle of the night to take care of him. My wife respects me enough to know that I have to work in the morning and that I don't have a breast full of milk, so she takes care of him in the night and lets me sleep. My wife still cooks full real meals every day and she baby wears while she does it.

    You're a beta and your wife is a shitty and lazy mother, sorry to be the one to tell you.

    >pic related, my family

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ur the most based on the board. I don't know why you still hang out around here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've been browsing here since I was 15, it's really hard to leave at this point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dyel like you can get a wife while I'm still a khv

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You need to start making more money.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm the one who posted the family pic, I don't make that much money, I'm just a very interested man. I work in search and rescue, I race sailboats, I have won tons of gold medals in submission wrestling, I'm an encyclopedia on a wide range on topics (art and architecture, biology, history, philosophy, geography) I have traveled the world many times over and set records on climbing multiple peaks, I'm a competitive club level chess player, etc.

          Just be passionate in life instead of some moron who just goes to the gym and goes to work and that's it. Women love men who are passionate about things in life and have interests. A good physique alone will get you no where, a good job alone will get you no where.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Where's that at?
            T., respectful backpackerbro

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Northern Wales, Snowdonia

              Is your wife happy? Does she even work? Sounds like a miserable existence to be married to you.

              My wife was a pharmacist, she has her PharmD and a masters in regulation. She gave it all up to work full time as a mother.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Um? based.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why do you homosexuals need to jump 20 hoops to say one thing is better than the other? what's wrong with dedicating your life to science, or otherwise is it such a terrible choice to be a mother unless all your kids grow up to be scientists?

                its like you mongrels can't process things seperately, everything has to be better or worse in your tiny fricking brains

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I took up longsword sparring a couple years ago, now mixing in rapier

            Am I interesting yet?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol imaging posting this Unironically and looking like you can’t even bench your body weight.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I look half his size and can bench body weight (80 kg/176 lb)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God fricking damnit I’m jelly of your family

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is your wife happy? Does she even work? Sounds like a miserable existence to be married to you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Projection the post

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lmao did your mom work? seriously?
        sucks to be you no wonder your such a homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao your moms weren't educated at all? No wonder you guys are so stupid. Shitty genetics. You can't even spell correctly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ahahaha my mom graduated from college then raised me and my four siblings and we had fricking awesome childhoods because she could stay home and care for us while our father brought home the bread
            we all played sports and had productive hobbies and my father even had the energy to coach some of our teams and take karate with me
            my childhood was fricking sick
            sucks to suck homosexual

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/l7LetB5.jpg

              Northern Wales, Snowdonia

              [...]
              My wife was a pharmacist, she has her PharmD and a masters in regulation. She gave it all up to work full time as a mother.

              What a fricking waste.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                eat shit shekelstein
                white women are made to raise white children that will send you straight to your father in hell

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                NOOOOO HOW DARE SHE FULFILL HER TRADITIONAL ROLE IN LIFE!!!! NOOOOOO SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK AT ZOG CORPS™ SO WE CAN MEET PROFIT MARGINS FOR THE MONTH!!!!!!!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks women receive more happiness slaving away half of their waking hours so someone else can make profit than creating life on your own image and nurturing it into something beautiful
                This is your brain on israeli oligarchy. Truly a slave mindset

                >lmao my trad roles
                It's too bad you and your wife aren't equals. You see her as inferior to you. She might have other ambitions in life, but you won't even help out and raise the kids that you also helped to create. Absolutely pathetic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >It's too bad you and your wife aren't equals. You see her as inferior to you. She might have other ambitions in life, but you won't even help out and raise the kids that you also helped to create. Absolutely pathetic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Peepee

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. Women and men are not equal. What's your point?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >muh male superiority

                I have no idea how any woman can find you attractive, you pathetic worm

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno but my wife was keen enough for me to dump loads in her until she got pregnant. I'm sure you could find a women too once you grow a spine

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Tons of women get pregnant by worthless, low-tier sexist men. That's not the brag you think it is

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sexist, but I love my wife more than hiding in a cupboard in my house while she gets 3 hours nightly of sleep.
                I want more sleep than I get but I honestly don't think she'd be able to function if she did ALL the late night shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you pathetic worm

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not about superiority, it's about fulfilling different roles in the family. Mom is very important to a healthy, functional family. Too bad yours was shit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Damn that sounds awesome my mom was good and patient and I didn't have it too bad at all considering how horrible a kid I was but they were always drunk and my dad was old as frick and didn't do much but teach me to be /k/, bunch of barflys .but good to me.
              If I was raising me I'd whoop some ass the only thing that set me straight was my brother threatening violence

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks women receive more happiness slaving away half of their waking hours so someone else can make profit than creating life on your own image and nurturing it into something beautiful
        This is your brain on israeli oligarchy. Truly a slave mindset

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's too trad to sleep.
        When Anon's kid meets him in twelve years it'll be really trad and based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >working for mr shekelstein is better than working for your own family
        sorry you've been so severely mislead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A females greatest pleasure is to take care of her family and raise her kids+ serve the husband while the males greatest pleasure is to provide and protect his family.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Feminist working mother outside of the house ideal is only valid "work" and contribution to society

        Seriously hope thag (you)'re not male...yikes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And yet you don't look like you lift... Wasted opportunity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you but different babys act different. Some can act like demon spawns from hell and some can just be a little annoying.

      When my baby girl was born the first thing (after shitting on the doctors arm) was screaming like a fire siren. I was not aware that toddlers can be that loud. It was not just the normal annoying baby screaming but my ears did physically hurt from the loud noise.
      And this was my life for the next few months. It gets better eventually but after having seen other babys during the last year I realized that my daughter has much, much more energy than most other babys.
      In terms of effort required this is a completely different game.

      I love her and I am glad that she is so energetic. Nevertheless this was a huge drain of energy for my wife and me and I actually aged visibly during the last year. Before I was still looking like 25 in my late 30s.

      https://i.imgur.com/8QCTnct.jpg

      >wakes you up at 11:00 pm
      >wakes you up at 2:00 am
      >wakes you up at 3:30 am
      >wakes you up at 5:30 am and won't let you go back to bed
      >screams at you if you try to take the time to cook anything so you have to just shove a sausage under the broiler and scarf it in 30 seconds
      >diet now consists of 66% sausages
      >lifts have gone to absolute shit
      I love my baby but are they the ultimate gains goblins?

      It gets better. The first week is the hardest. Much harder than I expected. Eventually you will get some sleep again. When you baby starts recognizing you and smiling at you this is the best thing ever.
      In a year you will forget much of the hardship and become nostalgic for this time.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >My wife and her mother deal with that shit
    >I sleep in walk in closet inside master bathroom inside master bedroom another 3 solid core doors and a hallway away from the baby
    >Sleep sounds having no idea when the baby is doing anything
    >Pick him up when I get back from the gym and do front shoulder raises with him
    >He giggles uncontrollably with delight
    >Proceed with my day
    Just as God intended

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but she's the only thing I would ragefully attack a bear for. I would attack a bear to save my wife too but I'd be scared to death the whole time.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Women are supposed to take care of the children bro, what are you doing? I feel sad for you. My boy is 16 months and I have another due on New Year’s Day. Of course I help my wife with the daily shit, but it’s her job to run the household and my job to work and make the money. Frick man, get your wife in order.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am a parent and I can confirm I haven’t had rem sleep in a year. Don’t worry once they’re a bit older things will get easier champ.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So get your woman to look after the baby?

    >actually dad here, not a larper demoraliser like OP

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Preserving your genes is the ultimate/ fit/

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing guys like OP complaining about having kids is kinda demoralizing tbf. I'm 32 yo with good money, face, car and body but still no prospect of getting married because I'm a huge autismo, always have been.
    I thank God for the schizopill, though. Makes the situation a little more bearable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why don’t you try some moron dating site? Autists, downsies, whatever the frick the other one like autism is. I’m sure you’ll find someone as moronic as you.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have kid
    >complain
    you signed up for this. Figure it out
    I guess this is "genetically" fit but that's a reach

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aisha sounds like a bawd

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a world full of useless nogs.

    Dont be one.

    Be white.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My uterus is shriveling up just by reading this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can I eat your endometrium?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Normies really go out and fulfill the meaning of life effortlessly and then complain about not being able to just throw their baby away at the slightest inconvenience

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Proof that humanity is just a bunch of schlubs and god created us to amuse him

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they are, I couldn't get a routine going until my son turned one. kids are a ton of work bro I often have to settle for calisthenics while the kids run around being stupid but that is the price you pay. They are only babies for a little while slow yourself down because once they're older you will miss the little innocent baby

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My kid was easy. I sleep better now with kids than I did in college, so it's at least easier than college.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Father of a 3 year old son.
    My son comes to the gym and lifts with me, no joke. I have a video of him doing this but I'm not going to post it. Try to be a role model to your kid is all I can say and it unironically gets easier when they're like 2 and a half, despite what women say. Being able to to talk to them in full sentences when they understand you is easier. Hang in there.

    Didn't read the thread but I'm already certain you have a shitload of 20-23 year old babies posting their worthless opinions on this. Ignore all of it.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just take the nanny pill
    >chill with kid for 8 hours
    >cook all snacks and meals from scratch
    >snatch kid up, press over head
    >squats and reverse lunges for toy pickup
    >sprints and walks around the block for cardio
    >get paid under the table while collecting neet bucks

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't of circumcised him moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't, he keeps this up much longer and I might reconsider that choice.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’s only for the first 6-8 weeks; then they’ll only wake up once in the night. All of our kids were sleeping through the night by 4 months; we used deliberate sleep training and a strict schedule.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not married and don't have kids, but I already sleep like that.
    I go to bed at 9pm, fall asleep at 9:20, and get woken up at 11:00. At 11:05 I'm asleep again and my alarm rings again at 00:45. Then I sleep from 00:50 to 02:30, from 02:35 to 04:15, and from 04:20 to 06:00.
    The numbers harmonise in a beautiful way, starting and ending at multiples of 3 (9pm to 6am). Also the way 100minutes of sleep accomplishes this, despite an hour being 60 minutes long. It's a godly sleep schedule.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your child is more important than your gains. As others said your wife should be nursing the child and making food, not you.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >33
    >no kids
    >mog 99% of 30-40 year olds
    >colleagues are 35
    >have kids
    >look like fricking shit

    huh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And yet they have all successfully spread their genes and their legacy, and you're a genetic dead end

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely BTFO

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ultimate gains goblins?
    To be fair, a baby is a fairly nutritionally complete meal, and rather well balanced too. A lot of lean meat. How much does it weigh?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is what you get for not aborting, moron. enjoy the next 20 years, idiot.

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