If you walked 351 miles from the west coast of the UK heading east you would end up 50 miles in the sea. If you started at the west end of Texas heading east, you wouldn't even be halfway across the state.
that can't be real, it's impossible to walk that much
like if you walk all day, you'd walk 15 miles and finish the day exhausted. he'd have to do that for over 20 days. calling bs
Lol I don’t think it would take 20 days to walk that far, there are ultramarathons that are that many miles and those dudes are running nonstop the whole distance!
I dunno man… this guy never seems to get winded chasing me around resident evil 7…
But yeah, I did the math and it might take him like 20 days. Dean Karnazes ran 350 miles in like 3 days? But I don’t know how fast Jack Baker was waking or how often he stopped. I’m going to assume he had to stop to eat and use the bathroom at the very least, and he probably slept, although he may not have. Whatever I lost interest. Just wanted to post a picture of Jack Baker I guess.
>like if you walk all day, you'd walk 15 miles and finish the day exhausted
if you are fit you can run 60 miles a day with 100 pounds of gear for two weeks straight
stop skipping cardio day
Lone Survivor where they alerted everyone nearby, got gunned down by a small handful of Taliban, the the only survivor ran away without even firing a shot and left his friends behind, then made up a story about valiantly fighting off hundreds of enemies while retreating to make himself look good.
Plus the time they inserted into a mountain, met Taliban resistance, then ran away and left some random Air Force Combat Controller alone with a wounded SEAL to fight off the Taliban on his own in hand to hand combat until he was overrun and killed.
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>Afghanistan
USA had only like 2400 casualities in 20 years lol.
bro, I'm a fat shit and I can mosey along at 3.25 mph all damn day until I go to sleep. So 6 hrs for sleep, let's say an hour for shitting and eating, that's 59.5 miles in the seventeen other hours left in the day.
Like, he's just walking by roadsides, not hiking up rocky terrain.
>bro, I'm a fat shit and I can mosey along at 3.25 mph all damn day until I go to sleep.
No you can't. The best backpackers in the world can do about 30-35 miles per day sustained while doing ultra long thru-hikes. You have no fucking idea how insane 59.5 miles would be, because your idea of "moseying along all day" is probably not more than a few miles of actual distance. Because you're fat as shit.
I walked from Phoenix to Denver in 2017 and at my peak performance I was doing about 25-30 miles per day. Any more would have been just begging for a repetitive stress injury.
No, you can’t. You think you can because you haven’t done it. Even in the 50km race walk people were collapsing to the ground and literally shutting themselves
>Have a mortgage, job, and child
Fuck I wish I'd spent some of my worthless NEEThood wandering aimlessly to see how far I could meander if I spent all day every day for a week.
Maybe I can do that as a geezer, I am legitimately curious.
they know what they look like, they just hope that they will guild trip a young and naive 14 years old who knows nothing about life by saying '' buuuuut i walked 351 miles for you!! you own me sex now!!!''
but do 14 year old with a internet acces knows nothing about life these days ?
a 14 yo girl with internet access has a body count 10+, some of them over the age of 18. they also more readily fuck for a little money or food compared to a woman in her 20s who knows how much she can milk a man's wallet
I'm not defending that ugly ass bro tryna fuck 14 year olds. the fact that you referred to the nature of every male (whether they want to admit it or not) as an insecurity outed you out as a roastie
Not surprising. Baldcels tend to be pedos, rapists, and deviants. Back in the old days, these guys would just take women by force and spread their crappy genes.
If you are balding DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, or you WILL end up like this guy
No it isn't this is a pop science myth, why do you think so many bald guys have a bald father, I'm one of them, no men on my maternal side have hairloss but I do from my paternal side
in a study 70% of bald people acquired it from their father while 30% acquired it from their mother.
No men in my paternal side loses his hair, only one from my maternal side and here i am losing it.
As he said women are indeed the worst spreaders of MPB as a study found that 90% of women have at least 1 balding gene which will never express in them so they will reproduce without problem passing their bad genes unto their sons. Even a female who has the balding gene in BOTH chromosomes won't express it until very late in life thanks to their lack of testosterone
white people used to be married before 25 and birth control didn't exist.
standard case of baldness isn't very far along by that point.
this is the point in history that will select against it because people delayed marriage and have poor maxfac growth.
>white people used to be married before 25
White people have married in their late 20s since the renaissance. Western European Marriage Pattern, look it up.
when you start microneedling. also put some finasteride in your minoxidil. also trying applying it more often. it could be that you're just a non-responder to minox and it's a waste of time but better wait and see for a couple more months with microneedling added
dont listen to that other guy. It takes at least 9-12 months to see results in most people. 2 years for max effect. Dont expect alot of regrowth, it mostly just keeps what you got
finasteride has a short half life dumb ass, it doesn't take long to build up in your system
hair growth cycles don't last a year or more either
AND ALSO minoxidil should show some vellus hair growth in the first couple months of consistent use
have a nice day retard
“Being Chad is just a state of mind” they said. “Just believe in yourself” they said. >pulls a Forest Gump and goes 351 miles on foot to find e-boi Jenny
TWU youtoobz... This creep should have just got his youtube followers to send him a sex doll that he could sexually abuse and then cut into pieces... TMDWU
yea it kinda is a waste. pedos are going to rape your children anyway (that is if you weren't a genetic dead end in the first place of course), and your precious whore daughter (hypothetical of course, you will never breed) will become sexually active in her early teens as virtually all females do. so what's the difference? she's having her virginity taken long before the age of consent regardless of who she fucks
>why wage wars that don't need to be fought >why punish victimless crimes >why entrap people who otherwise wouldn't have done anything wrong >why create problems that shouldn't exist
to justify their own existence, of course
Wtf that’s a long walk
>said the American
If you walked 351 miles from the west coast of the UK heading east you would end up 50 miles in the sea. If you started at the west end of Texas heading east, you wouldn't even be halfway across the state.
Most of us don't have to walk 351 miles to get to the designated street, ranjesh.
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>AND I WOULD WALK 351 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 351 MORE
My first thought as well
TO BE THE MAN WHO SAVORED S-TIER dicky FROM HIS e-boi WHORE
DADA DAAAAAAAAAA
why even bother to call him a creep, we can tell he's a creep by that hairline LOL
remember hasan? this is him now. feel old yet?
holy fuck he really does look like hasan
that can't be real, it's impossible to walk that much
like if you walk all day, you'd walk 15 miles and finish the day exhausted. he'd have to do that for over 20 days. calling bs
Lol I don’t think it would take 20 days to walk that far, there are ultramarathons that are that many miles and those dudes are running nonstop the whole distance!
does this guy look like an ultramarathoner?
I dunno man… this guy never seems to get winded chasing me around resident evil 7…
But yeah, I did the math and it might take him like 20 days. Dean Karnazes ran 350 miles in like 3 days? But I don’t know how fast Jack Baker was waking or how often he stopped. I’m going to assume he had to stop to eat and use the bathroom at the very least, and he probably slept, although he may not have. Whatever I lost interest. Just wanted to post a picture of Jack Baker I guess.
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON
>like if you walk all day, you'd walk 15 miles and finish the day exhausted
if you are fit you can run 60 miles a day with 100 pounds of gear for two weeks straight
stop skipping cardio day
Navy seals and rangers don't even do this so I'm thinking no
Navy SEALS got BTFO by malnourished goat fuckers multiple times, I wouldn't use them as a standard for anything.
SOURCE???
Lone Survivor where they alerted everyone nearby, got gunned down by a small handful of Taliban, the the only survivor ran away without even firing a shot and left his friends behind, then made up a story about valiantly fighting off hundreds of enemies while retreating to make himself look good.
Plus the time they inserted into a mountain, met Taliban resistance, then ran away and left some random Air Force Combat Controller alone with a wounded SEAL to fight off the Taliban on his own in hand to hand combat until he was overrun and killed.
>Afghanistan
USA had only like 2400 casualities in 20 years lol.
Explains why they lost lmao
Does it?
in some athletic contest?
running =/= walking
the headline clearly says he walked
He probably hitchhiked but thats not a sensational enough headline for clicks
No way anyone would give him a ride
bro, I'm a fat shit and I can mosey along at 3.25 mph all damn day until I go to sleep. So 6 hrs for sleep, let's say an hour for shitting and eating, that's 59.5 miles in the seventeen other hours left in the day.
Like, he's just walking by roadsides, not hiking up rocky terrain.
>bro, I'm a fat shit and I can mosey along at 3.25 mph all damn day until I go to sleep.
No you can't. The best backpackers in the world can do about 30-35 miles per day sustained while doing ultra long thru-hikes. You have no fucking idea how insane 59.5 miles would be, because your idea of "moseying along all day" is probably not more than a few miles of actual distance. Because you're fat as shit.
I walked from Phoenix to Denver in 2017 and at my peak performance I was doing about 25-30 miles per day. Any more would have been just begging for a repetitive stress injury.
No, you can’t. You think you can because you haven’t done it. Even in the 50km race walk people were collapsing to the ground and literally shutting themselves
>Have a mortgage, job, and child
Fuck I wish I'd spent some of my worthless NEEThood wandering aimlessly to see how far I could meander if I spent all day every day for a week.
Maybe I can do that as a geezer, I am legitimately curious.
Pussy is a hell of a motivator.
you only say that because there's no JC funny on the other end
>you'd walk 15 miles
I walked 30 miles in 10 hours once without any real preparation.
>like if you walk all day, you'd walk 15 miles
>and finish the day exhausted
Amerimutt moment.
>armies in the middle ages regularly marched thousands of miles.
>man can't walk 300 miles
>had sex with a 14 year-old police officer
I'm kinda jelly actually
I assume he stopped at motels along the way or something. Not 351 miles at once.
You must be some sort of detective.
>with 14 year old who was undercover cop
if she was a cop though, she wasn't 14 years old. so what's the problem?
>You see judge, I was just pretending to be a pedophile to see if I could meet a cop pretending to be a teenager
WELL I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A 1000 MILES TO CUM ALL OVER A CUNY WHORE
DA DADA
DA DADA
DA DADA
How delusional are these people to think that a young girl finds them attractive? Guy literally looks like some evil clown
they know what they look like, they just hope that they will guild trip a young and naive 14 years old who knows nothing about life by saying '' buuuuut i walked 351 miles for you!! you own me sex now!!!''
but do 14 year old with a internet acces knows nothing about life these days ?
a 14 yo girl with internet access has a body count 10+, some of them over the age of 18. they also more readily fuck for a little money or food compared to a woman in her 20s who knows how much she can milk a man's wallet
Shoo shoo incel.is gay
you sure must know personnaly a lot of women to say that
That's why they go for 14 year olds. They're hoping that the girl will have zero experience with any men at school, and extreme insecurity issues.
roastie spotted
imagine arguing FOR meeting up with 14yos
have a nice day pedo
Legal in non shithole countries, imagine defending roastie lesgislation
most 18 year olds don't have roast beef lol
you're attracted to children because you're mentally ill
Your feminine shaming tactics have no power outside your soil, american.
Nor within
being a pedo is as bad as being a chud. dysgenic degenerates like you deserve the gas chamber
In america, anon, in america.
There's nothing more inherently eugenic than being attracted to women at their most fertile age.
>it's somehow not dysgenic to breed with washed up whores past their prime who will give you deformed/mentally ill children
>roastie
Hon, it's 2023, girls online aren't roasties anymore, they have girldicks
why would anyone kill themselves at the best of an impotent chud? the irony here is that you're actually the one who will have a nice day
I'm not defending that ugly ass bro tryna fuck 14 year olds. the fact that you referred to the nature of every male (whether they want to admit it or not) as an insecurity outed you out as a roastie
Not surprising. Baldcels tend to be pedos, rapists, and deviants. Back in the old days, these guys would just take women by force and spread their crappy genes.
If you are balding DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, or you WILL end up like this guy
Goddamn idiot, it's spread through the maternal line
No it isn't this is a pop science myth, why do you think so many bald guys have a bald father, I'm one of them, no men on my maternal side have hairloss but I do from my paternal side
Erm....I'm afraid you're adopted anon. You need to talk to your 'parents'.
in a study 70% of bald people acquired it from their father while 30% acquired it from their mother.
No men in my paternal side loses his hair, only one from my maternal side and here i am losing it.
As he said women are indeed the worst spreaders of MPB as a study found that 90% of women have at least 1 balding gene which will never express in them so they will reproduce without problem passing their bad genes unto their sons. Even a female who has the balding gene in BOTH chromosomes won't express it until very late in life thanks to their lack of testosterone
It's passed down the maternal side and your shitty study won't change the fact that your dad got cucked.
End up like the guy who is photoshopped into your photo?
>DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
like become a pedo, rapist, and/or deviant?
white people used to be married before 25 and birth control didn't exist.
standard case of baldness isn't very far along by that point.
this is the point in history that will select against it because people delayed marriage and have poor maxfac growth.
>white people used to be married before 25
White people have married in their late 20s since the renaissance. Western European Marriage Pattern, look it up.
i am aware of that but i heard it was like age 23 average so possibly not aware enough.
late 20s isn't usually super bald either, though.
then why is the age of consent so low in europe and why do white women sexually mature so young
I’ve been on finasteride and rogaine for about 3 months now, no visible results.
How long until this shit starts kicking in?
when you start microneedling. also put some finasteride in your minoxidil. also trying applying it more often. it could be that you're just a non-responder to minox and it's a waste of time but better wait and see for a couple more months with microneedling added
dont listen to that other guy. It takes at least 9-12 months to see results in most people. 2 years for max effect. Dont expect alot of regrowth, it mostly just keeps what you got
finasteride has a short half life dumb ass, it doesn't take long to build up in your system
hair growth cycles don't last a year or more either
AND ALSO minoxidil should show some vellus hair growth in the first couple months of consistent use
have a nice day retard
If you're balding then you're descended from dysgenic rapist
where the hell in america do them let 14 year old be cop and handle sex work??
Just think of all the incredible inventions we could have if women just stopped playing games and promised sex as the prize
if you're this fucking devoted why not go to Thailand? its so dumb.
guy can't even afford a car what makes you think he can afford plane tickets
dumbest thing i've read all year thanks
Why's they take off his yamulke?
must've been angry as hell when he finally arrived and found out it was all a dream...
I was. I mean, I'm sure he was.
>it was all a dream...
by mile 300 ,. he was just walking to turn himself in. 300 miles in your own head is enough to realise what you're doing.
But would he haver?
“Being Chad is just a state of mind” they said. “Just believe in yourself” they said.
>pulls a Forest Gump and goes 351 miles on foot to find e-boi Jenny
>e-boi jenny was a 40yo fat bloated fbi agent catfishing him
Kek
>His messages to “Kylee” included telling her he wanted them to have 500 kids together, including one within a year,
Fucking-
Yup, he looks like the "spread your seed" poster
never relax around bald men. 9/10 times they have some sort of degenerate criminal intent
FUCK sickos and fuck mass shootings for that matter
TWU youtoobz... This creep should have just got his youtube followers to send him a sex doll that he could sexually abuse and then cut into pieces... TMDWU
I hate sickos more than I love ozzy doodt
*repeatedly mumbles fuck rape and thou shalt not rape before entering the bar*
Total irreperable tooth decay coming in nicely toobz... Wish they'd made tactical soap for my teeth toobz.
>wasting taxpayer money for entrapping a clearly mentally disabled person
police work in it's finest. heil the blue!
>it's a waste of taxpayers' money to catch pedophiles
The left, ladies and gentlemen. have a nice day.
yea it kinda is a waste. pedos are going to rape your children anyway (that is if you weren't a genetic dead end in the first place of course), and your precious whore daughter (hypothetical of course, you will never breed) will become sexually active in her early teens as virtually all females do. so what's the difference? she's having her virginity taken long before the age of consent regardless of who she fucks
Is this guy really a threat? He probably wouldn't have enough ability to actually do anything if he wasn't being lured in by a cop trying to nab him
Pedos by and large are the least dangerous human beings on the planet unless you're a child.
>the least dangerous human beings on the planet unless you're a child
So even priests are more dangerous than pedos?
Priests are just gods pedos.
wasted
>He didn't capitalise God
ngmi into heaven
That's a petty thing for an all powerful deity to get cranky about.
how can a 14yo already be a cop?
>But I would walk 500 miles.
>And I would walk 500 more.
>Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles.
>To fall down at your door.
he wants that dicky BAD
>14 year old who was an undercover cop
How come the police get to use kids but when I do it, it’s “unethical” and “child labour”?
Same energy.
The average IST poster
A guy who looks like that walking that long to reproduce isn’t a creep as much as he’s a hero to his own dna.
What’s creepy is walking next door to bang a blown out mom who has family obligations while you’re in or approaching your prime.
>he’s a hero to his own dna.
Fuuuuck I'm saving your post anon, you just changed my entire worldview
Hasan hit the wall hard damn
Did the cop put out?
People willingly live in places where 14 is illegal?
...why?
>14 year old undercover cop
wat? was it one of those super young looking adults like those seen on to catch a predator or what
Hasan after not being on Finasteride chud drugs for 1 month
WTF? HASAN?
can't even blame the undercover cop, that's way too much responsibility for a 14 year old to handle, plus women shouldn't be cops any way.
>they're going to make walking illegal
It's over.
I think its more the "trying to rape a 14 yo" that is illegal
lol why do creeps always look like creeps? Way to defy the steriotype dude lmao
I don't look like a creep
im sure they guy in the OP thinks the same thing
But if the crime starts in one state but ends in another, why tf are the feds still wasting our tax dollars baiting lonely men
Because pedos deserve to get caught
>why wage wars that don't need to be fought
>why punish victimless crimes
>why entrap people who otherwise wouldn't have done anything wrong
>why create problems that shouldn't exist
to justify their own existence, of course
They should make him walk 351 miles in to a furnace