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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf that’s a long walk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >said the American

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you walked 351 miles from the west coast of the UK heading east you would end up 50 miles in the sea. If you started at the west end of Texas heading east, you wouldn't even be halfway across the state.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of us don't have to walk 351 miles to get to the designated street, ranjesh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mods

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AND I WOULD WALK 351 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 351 MORE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first thought as well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TO BE THE MAN WHO SAVORED S-TIER dicky FROM HIS e-girl prostitute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        DADA DAAAAAAAAAA

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why even bother to call him a creep, we can tell he's a creep by that hairline LOL

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember hasan? this is him now. feel old yet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick he really does look like hasan

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that can't be real, it's impossible to walk that much
    like if you walk all day, you'd walk 15 miles and finish the day exhausted. he'd have to do that for over 20 days. calling bs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I don’t think it would take 20 days to walk that far, there are ultramarathons that are that many miles and those dudes are running nonstop the whole distance!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        does this guy look like an ultramarathoner?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno man… this guy never seems to get winded chasing me around resident evil 7…

          But yeah, I did the math and it might take him like 20 days. Dean Karnazes ran 350 miles in like 3 days? But I don’t know how fast Jack Baker was waking or how often he stopped. I’m going to assume he had to stop to eat and use the bathroom at the very least, and he probably slept, although he may not have. Whatever I lost interest. Just wanted to post a picture of Jack Baker I guess.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/qt3JgMb.jpg

            WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like if you walk all day, you'd walk 15 miles and finish the day exhausted
      if you are fit you can run 60 miles a day with 100 pounds of gear for two weeks straight
      stop skipping cardio day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Navy seals and rangers don't even do this so I'm thinking no

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Navy SEALS got BTFO by malnourished goat frickers multiple times, I wouldn't use them as a standard for anything.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOURCE???

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lone Survivor where they alerted everyone nearby, got gunned down by a small handful of Taliban, the the only survivor ran away without even firing a shot and left his friends behind, then made up a story about valiantly fighting off hundreds of enemies while retreating to make himself look good.
              Plus the time they inserted into a mountain, met Taliban resistance, then ran away and left some random Air Force Combat Controller alone with a wounded SEAL to fight off the Taliban on his own in hand to hand combat until he was overrun and killed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Afghanistan
                USA had only like 2400 casualities in 20 years lol.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explains why they lost lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            in some athletic contest?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        running =/= walking
        the headline clearly says he walked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably hitchhiked but thats not a sensational enough headline for clicks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way anyone would give him a ride

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie, I'm a fat shit and I can mosey along at 3.25 mph all damn day until I go to sleep. So 6 hrs for sleep, let's say an hour for shitting and eating, that's 59.5 miles in the seventeen other hours left in the day.
      Like, he's just walking by roadsides, not hiking up rocky terrain.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homie, I'm a fat shit and I can mosey along at 3.25 mph all damn day until I go to sleep.
        No you can't. The best backpackers in the world can do about 30-35 miles per day sustained while doing ultra long thru-hikes. You have no fricking idea how insane 59.5 miles would be, because your idea of "moseying along all day" is probably not more than a few miles of actual distance. Because you're fat as shit.

        I walked from Phoenix to Denver in 2017 and at my peak performance I was doing about 25-30 miles per day. Any more would have been just begging for a repetitive stress injury.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you can’t. You think you can because you haven’t done it. Even in the 50km race walk people were collapsing to the ground and literally shutting themselves

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Have a mortgage, job, and child
          Frick I wish I'd spent some of my worthless NEEThood wandering aimlessly to see how far I could meander if I spent all day every day for a week.
          Maybe I can do that as a geezer, I am legitimately curious.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy is a hell of a motivator.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you only say that because there's no JC funny on the other end

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'd walk 15 miles
      I walked 30 miles in 10 hours once without any real preparation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like if you walk all day, you'd walk 15 miles
      >and finish the day exhausted

      Amerimutt moment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >armies in the middle ages regularly marched thousands of miles.
      >man can't walk 300 miles

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had sex with a 14 year-old police officer
    I'm kinda jelly actually

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume he stopped at motels along the way or something. Not 351 miles at once.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be some sort of detective.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with 14 year old who was undercover cop
    if she was a cop though, she wasn't 14 years old. so what's the problem?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You see judge, I was just pretending to be a pedophile to see if I could meet a cop pretending to be a teenager

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WELL I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
    AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
    JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A 1000 MILES TO CUM ALL OVER A CUNY prostitute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DA DADA
      DA DADA
      DA DADA

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How delusional are these people to think that a young girl finds them attractive? Guy literally looks like some evil clown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they know what they look like, they just hope that they will guild trip a young and naive 14 years old who knows nothing about life by saying '' buuuuut i walked 351 miles for you!! you own me sex now!!!''

      but do 14 year old with a internet acces knows nothing about life these days ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        a 14 yo girl with internet access has a body count 10+, some of them over the age of 18. they also more readily frick for a little money or food compared to a woman in her 20s who knows how much she can milk a man's wallet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shoo shoo incel.is homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sure must know personnaly a lot of women to say that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why they go for 14 year olds. They're hoping that the girl will have zero experience with any men at school, and extreme insecurity issues.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        roastie spotted

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine arguing FOR meeting up with 14yos

          have a nice day pedo

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Legal in non shithole countries, imagine defending roastie lesgislation

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              most 18 year olds don't have roast beef lol

              you're attracted to children because you're mentally ill

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your feminine shaming tactics have no power outside your soil, american.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nor within

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                being a pedo is as bad as being a troony. dysgenic degenerates like you deserve the gas chamber

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                In america, anon, in america.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing more inherently eugenic than being attracted to women at their most fertile age.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's somehow not dysgenic to breed with washed up prostitutes past their prime who will give you deformed/mentally ill children

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >roastie
              Hon, it's 2023, girls online aren't roasties anymore, they have girldicks

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would anyone kill themselves at the best of an impotent troony? the irony here is that you're actually the one who will have a nice day

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not defending that ugly ass homie tryna frick 14 year olds. the fact that you referred to the nature of every male (whether they want to admit it or not) as an insecurity outed you out as a roastie

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprising. Baldcels tend to be pedos, rapists, and deviants. Back in the old days, these guys would just take women by force and spread their crappy genes.

    If you are balding DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, or you WILL end up like this guy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn idiot, it's spread through the maternal line

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't this is a pop science myth, why do you think so many bald guys have a bald father, I'm one of them, no men on my maternal side have hairloss but I do from my paternal side

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Erm....I'm afraid you're adopted anon. You need to talk to your 'parents'.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          in a study 70% of bald people acquired it from their father while 30% acquired it from their mother.
          No men in my paternal side loses his hair, only one from my maternal side and here i am losing it.
          As he said women are indeed the worst spreaders of MPB as a study found that 90% of women have at least 1 balding gene which will never express in them so they will reproduce without problem passing their bad genes unto their sons. Even a female who has the balding gene in BOTH chromosomes won't express it until very late in life thanks to their lack of testosterone

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's passed down the maternal side and your shitty study won't change the fact that your dad got cucked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      End up like the guy who is photoshopped into your photo?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
      like become a pedo, rapist, and/or deviant?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      white people used to be married before 25 and birth control didn't exist.
      standard case of baldness isn't very far along by that point.
      this is the point in history that will select against it because people delayed marriage and have poor maxfac growth.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white people used to be married before 25
        White people have married in their late 20s since the renaissance. Western European Marriage Pattern, look it up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i am aware of that but i heard it was like age 23 average so possibly not aware enough.

          late 20s isn't usually super bald either, though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          then why is the age of consent so low in europe and why do white women sexually mature so young

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been on finasteride and rogaine for about 3 months now, no visible results.
      How long until this shit starts kicking in?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        when you start microneedling. also put some finasteride in your minoxidil. also trying applying it more often. it could be that you're just a non-responder to minox and it's a waste of time but better wait and see for a couple more months with microneedling added

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont listen to that other guy. It takes at least 9-12 months to see results in most people. 2 years for max effect. Dont expect alot of regrowth, it mostly just keeps what you got

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          finasteride has a short half life dumb ass, it doesn't take long to build up in your system
          hair growth cycles don't last a year or more either
          AND ALSO minoxidil should show some vellus hair growth in the first couple months of consistent use
          have a nice day moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're balding then you're descended from dysgenic rapist

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the hell in america do them let 14 year old be cop and handle sex work??

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just think of all the incredible inventions we could have if women just stopped playing games and promised sex as the prize

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're this fricking devoted why not go to Thailand? its so dumb.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy can't even afford a car what makes you think he can afford plane tickets

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumbest thing i've read all year thanks

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why's they take off his yamulke?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    must've been angry as hell when he finally arrived and found out it was all a dream...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was. I mean, I'm sure he was.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was all a dream...

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    by mile 300 ,. he was just walking to turn himself in. 300 miles in your own head is enough to realise what you're doing.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But would he haver?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Being Chad is just a state of mind” they said. “Just believe in yourself” they said.
    >pulls a Forest Gump and goes 351 miles on foot to find e-girl Jenny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >e-girl jenny was a 40yo fat bloated fbi agent catfishing him
      Kek

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >His messages to “Kylee” included telling her he wanted them to have 500 kids together, including one within a year,
    Fricking-

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, he looks like the "spread your seed" poster

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    never relax around bald men. 9/10 times they have some sort of degenerate criminal intent

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK sickos and frick mass shootings for that matter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TWU youtoobz... This creep should have just got his youtube followers to send him a sex doll that he could sexually abuse and then cut into pieces... TMDWU

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate sickos more than I love ozzy doodt
        *repeatedly mumbles frick rape and thou shalt not rape before entering the bar*

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Total irreperable tooth decay coming in nicely toobz... Wish they'd made tactical soap for my teeth toobz.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wasting taxpayer money for entrapping a clearly mentally disabled person
    police work in it's finest. heil the blue!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a waste of taxpayers' money to catch pedophiles
      The left, ladies and gentlemen. have a nice day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea it kinda is a waste. pedos are going to rape your children anyway (that is if you weren't a genetic dead end in the first place of course), and your precious prostitute daughter (hypothetical of course, you will never breed) will become sexually active in her early teens as virtually all females do. so what's the difference? she's having her virginity taken long before the age of consent regardless of who she fricks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this guy really a threat? He probably wouldn't have enough ability to actually do anything if he wasn't being lured in by a cop trying to nab him

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pedos by and large are the least dangerous human beings on the planet unless you're a child.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the least dangerous human beings on the planet unless you're a child

            So even priests are more dangerous than pedos?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Priests are just gods pedos.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasted

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He didn't capitalise God

                ngmi into heaven

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a petty thing for an all powerful deity to get cranky about.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can a 14yo already be a cop?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But I would walk 500 miles.
    >And I would walk 500 more.
    >Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles.
    >To fall down at your door.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he wants that dicky BAD

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >14 year old who was an undercover cop
    How come the police get to use kids but when I do it, it’s “unethical” and “child labour”?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same energy.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The average IST poster

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A guy who looks like that walking that long to reproduce isn’t a creep as much as he’s a hero to his own dna.

    What’s creepy is walking next door to bang a blown out mom who has family obligations while you’re in or approaching your prime.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he’s a hero to his own dna.
      Fuuuuck I'm saving your post anon, you just changed my entire worldview

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasan hit the wall hard damn

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the cop put out?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People willingly live in places where 14 is illegal?
    ...why?

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >14 year old undercover cop
    wat? was it one of those super young looking adults like those seen on to catch a predator or what

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasan after not being on Finasteride troony drugs for 1 month

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF? HASAN?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't even blame the undercover cop, that's way too much responsibility for a 14 year old to handle, plus women shouldn't be cops any way.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're going to make walking illegal

    It's over.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think its more the "trying to rape a 14 yo" that is illegal

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol why do creeps always look like creeps? Way to defy the steriotype dude lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't look like a creep

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        im sure they guy in the OP thinks the same thing

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But if the crime starts in one state but ends in another, why tf are the feds still wasting our tax dollars baiting lonely men

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because pedos deserve to get caught

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why wage wars that don't need to be fought
      >why punish victimless crimes
      >why entrap people who otherwise wouldn't have done anything wrong
      >why create problems that shouldn't exist
      to justify their own existence, of course

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should make him walk 351 miles in to a furnace

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