Was Jesus Natty?

Well, was he?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. I will do the next squat session in his honor

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has unnatural number of fingers that's for sure.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no verifiable evidence he even existed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oooof! Huge L my guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the same way there is no concrete evidence ancient greece existed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a shitty outdated opinion that was never held by academia. Academia has acknowledged the proven existence of a historical Jesus for several decades now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proven, kek
        There are no contemporary sources
        Everything dates to 40-50+ years after his death
        The only reason this is accepted at all is because Roman Palenstine was poorly documented at that time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A garden gnome named Yeshua who preached the imminent end of the world in a place and time where such preaching was very common, who protested roman rule in the #1 anti-roman chimpout location, and who was executed for such in typical Roman manner

          It is not at all hard to believe that such a man existed. If you really want to apply that level of historical strictness to someone who was a nobody during his life then you're also going to be seriously doubting the existence of a good number of Roman emperors

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no verifiable evidence that 70% of specific historical figures. That is a lame as fuck way to look at history. Imagine have to fondle someone's bones to be able to say they existed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and people thought the Trojan war never happened either.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's also not contemporary source you aren't a gay, yet here you are exposing your thesis.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But anon, I AM a gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        immaculate post, dear anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      couldve done better to bait, gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, you responded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow another directionless loser posting on IST. why did /LULZ/ try to take over IST anyways?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Umm... ever hear of the Bible? lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I need to see a peer reviewed study from the the historical sciences confirming it. I don't need to witness it myself I need other people to tell me he existed, but it must be a certain group of people. Capiche?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >peer reviewed study
          The study was called the New Testament and it was conducted and peer reviewed by a team of at least 12 classically educated high IQ garden gnomes across the Mediterranean.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was filled with the Holy Spirit. So basically he had the best steroid possible.

      Based and nice dubs ans trips

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus blasted tren

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big guy, literally, figuratively.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient garden gnomes were likely about 5’5”. Romans were 5’7”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn’t understand averages

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He had both a fully natty and a fully roided nature

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You tradlarpers really like making a mockery of your God.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As true as this usually is, debating whether or not the son of man was yoked is pretty standard in terms of Christian dialogue.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a carpenter, he'd have to have been strong2tdwhw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plus there's no trees in Nazareth so he's working with stone

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this an album cover?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Satan dyels will seethe

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Was Shredded

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. He was the son of God and also God himself. That's not natty.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Natties can't turn water into wine

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe he exists outside the realm of man, therefore he is not natty

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He probably looked like Early Zyzz, fitting for the son of god.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jezyzz

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Evidence from the Shroud of Turin suggest he was pretty jacked.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, he was filled with the Holy Spirit. So basically he had the best steroid possible.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was trying establish a million leg raises world record but the romans also bolted his feet as a joke

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was both natty and on the juice. Of the same substance if you will.

    Thin enough to rise up to heaven and strong enough the bear the weight of our sins.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you count being the son of god and filled with the holy spirit as not natty? He bears the weight of worldly sin so he's strong as fuck.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Worked as a carpenter
    >ate mainly a diet of carbs, wine, fish, and water.
    >walked A LOT
    >had frequent rests
    >Strong wrists to whip table counters
    >Fasted for 40 days and forty nights.
    >Incredible body recovery time.
    >Bears the spiritual sins of the world so great spiritual strength if not physical.

    Shitposting aside. Jesus would most likely be leanpilled/ottermode. Which explains why the crowds liked him. Not that I don't think the Lord can make it, surely he has already, but there are no records of him performing the miracle of clean bulking. Any steroids he took were litterally divine, but Christ wouldn't take steroids because they're evil.

    Satan on the other hand is a frequent roider.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    transubstantiation makes vegans and carnivores freak

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