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Well, was he?
Yeah. I will do the next squat session in his honor
He has unnatural number of fingers that's for sure.
There is no verifiable evidence he even existed
Oooof! Huge L my guy
in the same way there is no concrete evidence ancient greece existed
This is a shitty outdated opinion that was never held by academia. Academia has acknowledged the proven existence of a historical Jesus for several decades now.
There are no contemporary sources
Everything dates to 40-50+ years after his death
The only reason this is accepted at all is because Roman Palenstine was poorly documented at that time
A garden gnome named Yeshua who preached the imminent end of the world in a place and time where such preaching was very common, who protested roman rule in the #1 anti-roman chimpout location, and who was executed for such in typical Roman manner
It is not at all hard to believe that such a man existed. If you really want to apply that level of historical strictness to someone who was a nobody during his life then you're also going to be seriously doubting the existence of a good number of Roman emperors
There is no verifiable evidence that 70% of specific historical figures. That is a lame as fuck way to look at history. Imagine have to fondle someone's bones to be able to say they existed.
Yeah and people thought the Trojan war never happened either.
There's also not contemporary source you aren't a gay, yet here you are exposing your thesis.
But anon, I AM a gay
immaculate post, dear anon
couldve done better to bait, gay
I mean, you responded
wow another directionless loser posting on IST. why did /LULZ/ try to take over IST anyways?
Umm... ever hear of the Bible? lmao.
Well I need to see a peer reviewed study from the the historical sciences confirming it. I don't need to witness it myself I need other people to tell me he existed, but it must be a certain group of people. Capiche?
>peer reviewed study
The study was called the New Testament and it was conducted and peer reviewed by a team of at least 12 classically educated high IQ garden gnomes across the Mediterranean.
No, he was filled with the Holy Spirit. So basically he had the best steroid possible.
Based and nice dubs ans trips
Jesus blasted tren
He's a big guy, literally, figuratively.
Ancient garden gnomes were likely about 5’5”. Romans were 5’7”
>doesn’t understand averages
He had both a fully natty and a fully roided nature
You tradlarpers really like making a mockery of your God.
As true as this usually is, debating whether or not the son of man was yoked is pretty standard in terms of Christian dialogue.
He was a carpenter, he'd have to have been strong2tdwhw
Plus there's no trees in Nazareth so he's working with stone
Is this an album cover?
Satan dyels will seethe
Jesus Was Shredded
No. He was the son of God and also God himself. That's not natty.
Natties can't turn water into wine
I believe he exists outside the realm of man, therefore he is not natty
He probably looked like Early Zyzz, fitting for the son of god.
Evidence from the Shroud of Turin suggest he was pretty jacked.
He was trying establish a million leg raises world record but the romans also bolted his feet as a joke
He was both natty and on the juice. Of the same substance if you will.
Thin enough to rise up to heaven and strong enough the bear the weight of our sins.
do you count being the son of god and filled with the holy spirit as not natty? He bears the weight of worldly sin so he's strong as fuck.
>Worked as a carpenter
>ate mainly a diet of carbs, wine, fish, and water.
>walked A LOT
>had frequent rests
>Strong wrists to whip table counters
>Fasted for 40 days and forty nights.
>Incredible body recovery time.
>Bears the spiritual sins of the world so great spiritual strength if not physical.
Shitposting aside. Jesus would most likely be leanpilled/ottermode. Which explains why the crowds liked him. Not that I don't think the Lord can make it, surely he has already, but there are no records of him performing the miracle of clean bulking. Any steroids he took were litterally divine, but Christ wouldn't take steroids because they're evil.
Satan on the other hand is a frequent roider.
transubstantiation makes vegans and carnivores freak
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