>watched porn with the wife again. >had sex twice after

>watched porn with the wife again
>had sex twice after

Lmao anti-porn fags btfo

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn. Is your wife that ugly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather stay incel than be so cucked like that

      My wife is too self conscious for me to even acknowledge other women exist.

      >couple is so bored of each other they have to watch porn to get in the mood
      Goals

      Right? My wife walks around in her underwear, or she will bend over to pick something up and I'm ready to go and she looks at me like
      >Why are you horny right now?
      >because you keep walking in front of me with that fine ass
      Or even simply just cuddling with her on the couch and feeling her skin has me diamonds

      I feel bad for these low libido guys that need porn or extreme sex in order to get off

      Low test betas btfo by OP.
      I'm like OP. Have a huge libido. My wife can't keep up. We fuck at least 3 times a day and have our fourth kid on the way, but I still need to nut more than that. I don't get why anyone who wants to live like a creepy monk thinks their opinion matters. If you don't have a wife, a gf, and you're a virgin, just stop talking while the grownups live our life.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wife
    Ngmi

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather stay incel than be so cucked like that

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is too self conscious for me to even acknowledge other women exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      C...cute...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's more annoying than cute tbh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is she hot? Gorgeous? If so, I envy you.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >couple is so bored of each other they have to watch porn to get in the mood
    Goals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Right? My wife walks around in her underwear, or she will bend over to pick something up and I'm ready to go and she looks at me like
      >Why are you horny right now?
      >because you keep walking in front of me with that fine ass
      Or even simply just cuddling with her on the couch and feeling her skin has me diamonds

      I feel bad for these low libido guys that need porn or extreme sex in order to get off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How many years you been together?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3 years married. And before you say "wait 10 years" or "say that after she gives birth" that's false. We have 2 kids, she's still slim and fit, and she still gets me rock hard by simply existing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol wait 10 years buddy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              10 years I'll still be in love with my wife. Hopefully you'll have stopped watching porn by then

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >10 years I'll still be in love with my wife
                Good luck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Been with my wife 11 years and still gets me diamonds everyday. Shutup fag

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                10 years I'll still be in love with my wife. Hopefully you'll have stopped watching porn by then

                samefag

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                gotim

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >simply just cuddling with her on the couch and feeling her skin has me diamonds
        When I was like 15 I used to be embarrased when this happened. Ff 17 years and it still happening with my gf. Basically one touch and I am hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Right? My wife walks around in her underwear, or she will bend over to pick something up and I'm ready to go and she looks at me like
      >Why are you horny right now?
      >because you keep walking in front of me with that fine ass
      Or even simply just cuddling with her on the couch and feeling her skin has me diamonds

      I feel bad for these low libido guys that need porn or extreme sex in order to get off

      Right? My wife walks around in her underwear, or she will bend over to pick something up and I'm ready to go and she looks at me like
      >Why are you horny right now?
      >because you keep walking in front of me with that fine ass
      Or even simply just cuddling with her on the couch and feeling her skin has me diamonds

      I feel bad for these low libido guys that need porn or extreme sex in order to get off

      How many years you been together?

      Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

      I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
      She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

      We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

      But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

      Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

      All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

      Do with this information what you will.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice larp fag

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, that's sad. Why would you need Porn if you have a real woman with you? Learn to turn her on with your own foreplay, Jesus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      women don't watch porn like men do/did. You have to show them what other girls are doing, and give them ideas, see sexy positions. I personally have saved some porn for my wife to watch. We are going on a nice weekend getaway. We are going to watch it on the drive up. Kind of like research. Its not like we lay in bed and watch it when we're going down on each other. If I convince her all these other girls do facials and titfuck, than she should have no issues doing it. I have to peer pressure her into it. She won't just do it out of the blue, she doesn't know it exists. I don't want to have to beat her like this dude

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

      I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
      She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

      We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

      But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

      Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

      All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

      Do with this information what you will.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is why you don't watch porn, anons; you'll end up like this retarded cuck.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My gf only likes to read smut and that shit is way dirtier than the porn I watch

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got bored of my gf of 5 years. What should I do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Break up.

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