What are some lifts to help prevent me from getting bullied? Serious answers only please

What are some lifts to help prevent me from getting bullied?

Serious answers only please

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mfw
      >CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the pure bliss it felt after pushing that behemoth of a shit out. This frog has achieved nirvana.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk I never feel good after pushing a big log out. My ass always feels hurt, violated and my cavity feels stretched. 0/10.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          disagree
          the process may be painful, but the feeling of an emptied out ass afterwards is always blissful

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk I never feel good after pushing a big log out. My ass always feels hurt, violated and my cavity feels stretched. 0/10.

        Ever since I started carnivore I've been taking these monster turds, clogging my toilet at least once a week. It fricking sucks. I had to pour in like two cups of bleach to melt down my monster today, and I had to piss on it really hard as well to break up the mass. My butthole bleeds every time I shit because the shits are so big and hard.
        It's to the point I'm considering quitting carnivore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk I never feel good after pushing a big log out. My ass always feels hurt, violated and my cavity feels stretched. 0/10.

        I love the big dry shits. Most of the time I have quick n easy gas ejected plunkers cause of all the psyllium husk and flax seeds I eat, but the sit and thinker stinker no-wipe wonders that leave you whistling are my favorite.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The gay who wrote that pasta tried too hard and made me die of cringe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never got to see it actually disconnect

      genuinely furious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Serious answers only please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn thats the equivalent of shitting your entire spinal chord out

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mp5 curls

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick
    Marry
    Kill

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    correction needed

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a female bully like this in my middle school but she was fat, tall and had acne.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/3/4/5

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Middle one lures you into girls locker room while the top and bottom ones jack you off and beat the shit out of you while the middle one films it all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no hahaha I sure hope that never happens to me haha

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Susie from Deltarune even if she's a dyke.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No such thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish.
        Toby will most likely finish Deltarune with Susie and Noelle as lesbians and Kris as a lonely virgin.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PALP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PALP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hammer curls and fork putdowns.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat more
    lift (progressively) hard(er)
    do cardio
    stretch
    do some martial arts
    get a gun
    learn to be assertive and project a charismatic and authoritative auro with your gait and overall mien
    mew
    have a proper skincare routine
    do shrugs (it will make you look stronger with clothes on)

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A knife.
    Dont forget to wave it around and scream, or it doesnt work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ILL BLOODY STAB YOU RITE THERE M8 I SWEAR ON ME MUM

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheat lateral rise
    intentional include traps and upper back
    this how get BANE? physique
    and high rep medium heavy deadlifts (upper back should tire before legs), or high rep RDLs even better

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female hentai protagonists be like

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont be a fuggin nerd

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can only think of the bunny girl from Arthur that looks like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate being stronger than every female in the planet. I wish I hate a 7' 300lbs with abs bad b***h to ride me by force

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    urgh God women who dress like this make me diamonds
    why the frick would you ever want it to stop when they bully you, you can resist softly and build up some sexual tension, catch her off guard at times by sticking up for yourself and turning up the aggression... leave her surprised, intrigued, and the next time she bullies you she'll go even harder and you can let her lean into you hard and take it, make her feel a little bad, etc. Great way to build tension. Women who bully guys very often have crushes on them but aren't confident enough in their femininity or attractiveness to approach them any other way. It's bratty, aggressive and immature little girl behaviour, and when a grown woman does it, it creates plenty of opportunity for interesting, memorable and thrilling exchanges

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah man, it ain't like that.

      Any chick doing this shit to me it's over. Here's what ya'll do: Go up them and confront them, like really confront them. Get physical my homie, I want you to pretty much sprint to them and get right into their face. Start demanding answers, "What do you need? You need something? What's up? No, you were looking at me, what's the problem? What's up little girl? What's going on?" All of that and more, keep it short though, words don't mean anything later on. Then, while they try to stammer out a reply you'll just keep cutting them off with the above "What? What? Yeah, that's not very nice." Then, you throw them. I'm talking full on Judo hip throw or choke slam, reap that fricking leg, brother. I want them to hit the floor with almost 5 G's of force, break that shit right now. You gotta get physical with eye-balling b***hes. Make them realize you ain't an animal in a zoo, you're a real homie with real problems and real 10-years of Judo experience. (I can not emphasis this enough, the Judo knowledge is a must for these kinds of situations. If you don't know any Judo, just grab them by the nape of whatever art-hoe shirt they're wearing and throw your elbow into their mouth and nose as hard as possible.) But real talk, try that shit in a Starbucks while waiting for a latte and you'll know the full force of getting b***hes into their place. Toss them around, seriously put them in a hurt-locker. Throw them over the barista's countertop, into a drywall pillar, over the tables. Pour a hot cup of coffee over their head. Just stop the connection of eyes being put onto you. Peace out, broham.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "We need a design to make anons wiener turn into diamonds instantly" more like

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