what are some of the more esoteric methods of keeping youthful as you age?

what are some of the more esoteric methods of keeping youthful as you age?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raping women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and eating their flesh

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >esoteric methods of keeping youthful
    Intermittent fasting. Ideally OMAD or 2/22. Autophagy elongates your telomeres

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gains or youth. Tough choice.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gains
        You do make gains. It's just that the routines you, the sticky, or most people shill for are trash. High volume high weight + proper joint stretching is all you need.
        Give me your routine and tell me the weight you use for each excercise.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          post your routine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree with the other anon unfortunately, its just not feasable to be really on point with muscle gain if you have such a small window to fit in 3000+ calories.

      Keeping up the metabolism is the main thing and there are lots of ways to do it.

      care to divulge on these methods?

      https://i.imgur.com/VgTIrFd.jpg

      >esoteric
      Adrenochrome
      Urine on your face
      Tretinoin
      Dermarolling
      Moderate sunlight to increase elastin
      Sleep and water

      >Urine on your face
      uhh what now?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i agree with the other anon unfortunately, its just not feasable to be really on point with muscle gain if you have such a small window to fit in 3000+ calories.
        Why do you think so? Or is it just hard to eat that many calories in that window of time for you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Or is it just hard to eat that many calories in that window of time for you?
          exactly that, I tried OMAD a while back and I put in a lot of effort for about a week and I was still struggling to get all the food in after not eating for the past 22 hours, although not having to think about food AT ALL for the whole day except for maybe 3 hours was very alleviating.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >exactly that, I tried OMAD a while back and I put in a lot of effort for about a week and I was still struggling to get all the food in after not eating for the past 22 hours, although not having to think about food AT ALL for the whole day except for maybe 3 hours was very alleviating.
            It was the same for me, but the stomach stretches luckily. I prepare my meal that day, eat it and have the rest of the day free without worrying about any meal or getting hungry. I reckon it's a bad idea for a diet for previous fatties though.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah honestly having one meal a day really makes you savour food more, but having to stuff yourself to the point of discomfort is not enjoyable

              >care to divulge on these methods?
              Diet wise: eat food that makes you feel good and digests well (that usually meals salt, sugar and saturated fat), stay away from stuff that makes you feel bad and ruins your digestions (pufas, excessive fiber, gluten and other anti-nutrients)
              sleep well
              get some sun
              use red lights over blue lights
              build muscles
              avoid unnecessary stresses (some stresses like lifting, or working hard to save money and quit a bad job for a better one for example, are productive stresses that should yield back more happiness over time)
              have good people around you

              who knew lucifer gave good advice

              You could say that consuming things and acting subjects your body to 'stress' and that accelerates aging relative to you
              Minimize that stress and you'll be able to retain your youth for a little longer.
              That stress could come from life experience, your very own thought process and algorithm of how you think, the food you eat, the energy you expend and how you expend it, etc.

              >your very own thought process and algorithm of how you think,
              really fucking sucks to be mentally ill sometimes man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >care to divulge on these methods?
        Diet wise: eat food that makes you feel good and digests well (that usually meals salt, sugar and saturated fat), stay away from stuff that makes you feel bad and ruins your digestions (pufas, excessive fiber, gluten and other anti-nutrients)
        sleep well
        get some sun
        use red lights over blue lights
        build muscles
        avoid unnecessary stresses (some stresses like lifting, or working hard to save money and quit a bad job for a better one for example, are productive stresses that should yield back more happiness over time)
        have good people around you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2/22
      No reason for this.
      6/18 is plenty for most people.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >esoteric
    Adrenochrome
    Urine on your face
    Tretinoin
    Dermarolling
    Moderate sunlight to increase elastin
    Sleep and water

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Urine on your face
      Trump face gainz
      The Moscow method

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >retards still believe Hillary Clinton's disgusting Trump fanfiction
        Wew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tretinoin has been working wonders on my face and it's only $1 usd in mexico

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keeping up the metabolism is the main thing and there are lots of ways to do it.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots of plastic surgery and wear makeup, like this hollywood actor does

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    microneedling, hyaluron lotion is my bet

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could say that consuming things and acting subjects your body to 'stress' and that accelerates aging relative to you
    Minimize that stress and you'll be able to retain your youth for a little longer.
    That stress could come from life experience, your very own thought process and algorithm of how you think, the food you eat, the energy you expend and how you expend it, etc.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    god she's so fuckable

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    On my second year of college I was going out with this petite girl that looked just like Kirsten Dunst but redhead. She rejected me without ever telling me why and she turned cold out if nowhere. Now after 4 years she's ballooned the fuck up while I got IST. I had fallen incredibly hard for her and I was legit in the dumps for a bit but in retrospect I don't know if I dodged a bullet or not. It's an abstract kind of feel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If 4 years have passed and you're still thinking about that rejection, I have some bad news for you buddy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that I'm regretful, it just was a pivotal point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably for the best, it usually is. The 2 girls i thought were wife material turned out to be SJWs and I ended up marrying a great woman and now we have 3 kids and are working on our 4th.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stem cells from orphans, as well as loosh

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >avoid stress, being rich helps
    >have a facelift around age 30-40, being rich also helps here lol
    >people with naturally greasy skin have an easier time with aging than people with dry skin
    >tret
    >exercise
    and most importantly
    >WEAR SUNSCREEN EVERY DAY
    asians got this figured out already, westerners are barely catching up. but, good sunscreen that won't make your face look ultra-greasy is also expensive.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw wife looks almost identical to kirsten dunst only difference is she is a fit chick with better tits
    Living the life boyos, she is still batshit insane like all women but at least I wake up next to something that is beautiful without makeup in our mid 30s. Thank you mom and dad for giving me chad genetics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky fucker, where did you meet her?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mutual friend’s birthday bbq

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she probably regularly gets botox

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no young Dunst gf
    why live bros

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sufficient sleep for most around 7.5 hours a night
    No Alcohol
    Fasting
    Exercise
    NMN
    Resveratrol

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep. It's when you release most of your natural growth hormone (which not only makes you grow but also helps combat aging effects).

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exercise and different points of focus in life.

    Age<35:
    Mass, Strength, Mobility

    Age>35:
    Mobility & Strength

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blood transfusions from children.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >esoteric

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skincare routine will slow down aging process

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Acids, microneedling, autism, pain tolerance, hate for the ANTICHRISTUM

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond skincare and makeup hiding imperfections, Dunst was blessed with youthful facial proportions and full cheeks (i.e "babyface"). I have the exact same facial proportions and cheeks and people always think I'm in my mid-20s even though I turn 40 in a couple months.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walking barefoot. Rubber shoes will insulate you from grounding out the electrical charges that build up inside of your body. This electricity, unless properly discharged, will age you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanking of the needful sirs

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "He whom the gods love, grows young" - Pook

    Optimize your hormones and neurotransmitters. These are the secrets to youth. The body after is a physical specimen.
    I won't speak on the physical ways to do that. But the emotional and mental ways to do that are...

    >sleep like a baby prince, without a care in the damn world. restorative sleep is probably the most important

    >be very successful in the realm you most wish to be successful (art, sports, business, etc)

    >achieve high status (people want to be around you, they invite you places, girls want to date you, i.e. and abundance of positive relationships

    >have a lot of fun. laugh a lot and be lighthearted

    >manage psychological stress

    >don't carry the past on your shoulders, don't worry about tomorrow. live in the present

    - get in deep meditative alpha, theta, delta brain wave states. these shift the subjective feeling of time. arguably slows time down

    >see beauty. recognize it everywhere. it can be love, a sunset, a cup of coffee. shit that warms your heart 🙂

    >connect to the divine (sunlight +grounding in nature away from all humans), have transcendent experiences

    >be a clean person (avoid shitty music, excessive drinking, insomnia, junk food, dirty room, cluttered spaces, pollution)

    >consume anti-oxidants, avoid inflammatory shit

    >have good will towards others and life in general

    >be fearless

    >be carefree. be like a child

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add

      >have great sex

      >avoid addictions

      In general you should have the generalized feeling that all is right in the world and that you genuinely love your life. That at a core level, you are enjoying life.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, wrong pic

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KILLING YOUR ENEMIES

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe try eating your own coom

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bathe in the blood of a thousand virgins.

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