What are some of you gym pet peeves?
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>Black folk
>wiggers
>spicgers
>jewggers
>AsiaBlack folk
>mudggers
>wombggers
>brits
You forgot
>Street shiggers
Women
When the plates on the weight tree are not properly segregated.
10’s on 45’s
35’s on 5’s
Etc
The ick is a joke right? I mean I could understand a few, but the majority I've seen sound like one massive shitpost.
or simply mentally ill women
Or just women
It is the most obvious meme that has come from females. For a community that prides itself on detecting bait, IST really hates the ick meme.
But why cant they make it funny?
Its a joke.
Well its not meant to be a funny joke. Its meant to instigate insecure men.
It's a joke, sure. But there is truth in jest. They are subconsciously trying to help you and themselves. They want you to affect more masculine mannerisms because men are ridiculously childish and effeminate these days.
The concept of ‘the ick’ is not a joke, it is a real phenomenon, similar in meaning to the phrase ‘turn-off’. Of course much of it’s use (on the internet especially) is comedic, however this makes some some people deny the existence of ‘the ick’ prematurely.
I promise you, there are some actions a man can make that will trigger immense repulsion in a woman. If you are racist you can conceptualise this feeling as a stinky Indian sitting next to you on a flight
its a joke/shittest to weed out autist spergs
It's very possible that is real.
I've seen several ick lists of women i have worked with, Its actually dumb trivial shit like that as well unfortunelty
Like that girl who ghosted a guy because she imagined him holding a tray in a cafeteria looking for a seat.
Not putting away plates because the commercial gym I go to is like 50% people over 60.
Some of them really shouldn't be moving 45's.
Oh, and leaving shit near a machine. So many dudes lift, go pace around the building, lift again, etc.
How am I supposed to know if that towel is intentional or accidentally left?
>Not putting away plates because the commercial gym I go to is like 50% people over 60.
Zoomers do this exclusively at my gym..
Even worse if when frickers don't unload the barbell after they're done. I can live with plates lying around (though it still sucks), but it drives me absolutely fricking insane when there's a couple loaded barbells lying around. For all I know, someone could still be using one of them and just went for a piss.
People that do curls, laterals etc in front of the dumbbell rack. I've interrupted people mid set so I could get the dumbbell they're blocking cause frick you.
The Arab dudes that wear a gallon of cheap cologne to the gym
There is one fricking guy, who never fails to hog up the 15, 20, 25, and 30 lb DB’s while taking the flat and adjustable bench all at the same time
I guess these are super sets ??
I do not know but that’s just tacky
People who do one set and then shoot the shit with three other people for 20 minutes, talking so loudly I can hear them through my headphones. But I go to the Y, so I guess I brought it on myself
The Y is turning me racist. I hate this goddamn place so much but not as much as I hate the useless zoomers that infect it.
I normally just laugh to myself at the weird shit I see.
>Saw a frickin boomer stomp his way to the dumbbells
>grabs 40's
>pump out 10 curls right where he picked them up in front the mirror
>cheat every rep
>slam them back down on the rack
>dad grunts and goes >YYYHHEEAAAAP
I haven't seen him since but I'm in love.
>on his 9th weight
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
People sitting on benches right in front of the dumbbell rack so when I get the weights my ass is in their face
just rip a wet one my guy
>that one TRT homosexual who spends his entire workout on the cable stack doing only arms.
Frick that guy fr. I’ve gone through entire workouts and he’s still on that shit doing arms. Also
>not racking weights
>taking up 3 things at the same time
>working out right INFRONT of the fricking dumbbell rack.
I don’t get bothered when zoomers crowd around a bench, they’re just kids and it’s fun shooting the shit and doing pointless competition among bros. You’re only young once.
I fricking lmao every time at these ick posts because I'm a sigma male and I don't do any of them. Before you seethe let me tell that girls don't like guys who never give them the ick either. They want to but they're scared of me.
when someone has something to say to me but can't get all out in like one go so they have to come back to complete their thought and I have to stop what I'm doing again. That's about it I'm not easily annoyed.
>Drinking pink lemonade
I do that sometimes.
>Shopping online
I do that sometimes.
Biggest pet peeve is a pack of kids congregate around an adjustable bench, all in front of the mirror and the dumbbells. You can't even see your form while doing other exercises, so I always ask them to move.
>Shivering in the cold
>Loss of α-actinin-3 during human evolution provides superior cold resilience and muscle heat generation
Nordic people, we won
Girls think I'm hot (I'm also practically autistic though) but I do almost all of these
>love r n b, a lot of good music
>peeling an orange? wtf how else am i supposed to eat it
>occasionally I'll have a bowl of cereal, tasty
>I don't really drink lemonade, but the color wouldn't be a reason
>safe driving yes, depending on situation also look directly behind
>desserts are yum
>I shiver when I'm cold
>no scarfs though
>biscuits, sometimes
>blow my nose when it's running or something is in there, as humans do
>I wish I did, but I don't skate
>online shopping is convenient and often the better option
>love me a gin tonic or other more 'female' drinks
>umbrellas are great especially for inviting a girl with you under one
>rucksack is practical
>birthday dinner? yes with my family preferably
>voice notes all the time, very practical way to convey information
>no more facebook, but other social media (I want to stop this actually though)
>I like to catalog my concerts and some special events that way
>Ice cream truck is awesome, if you lose that childhod wonder why live, growing up (working, having a schedule etc) only serves me being a child mor freely
>what's spin class
>fizzy drinks, I don't like water that way, but some drinks are better with a little Spritz lol
Those skinny noobs that drag their ass on and off the equipment like they're scared of upsetting it. Like he's using one of the two adjustable benches in the entire gym and when he's done he:
>stretches a bit
>takes a drink of water
>checks his phone
>looks around
>looks at the dumbbell rack
>stretches some more
>slowly bends over to grab his shit
>thinks about it
>slowly gets up
>stretches
>looks around
>checks his phone again
>...
Get off the fricking equipment
the guy warming up 30 minutes in the only squatrack in the gym
It's simple. You simply must be the ultimate embodiment of the gigachad meme and NEVER do anything that seems to require even a bit of awkwardness or discomfort or effort, you delegate that shit to your slaves.
When the dumbbells are not in the right location. That means there was one guy earlier in the day who just said frick it I'm going to just put the dumbbells in a completely different location on the rack. Naturally nobody is going to move the dumbbells except the gym staff at the end of the day. So they put theirs in the wrong place too, causing a chain reaction of misplaced dumbbells because one guy couldn't be bothered to just put it back where he found it. Why are they like this?
When women do meme exercises too. They just really love barbell humping. I've considered doing it every time a woman does it in the free weights section. Ill do it across from her so our eyes constantly meet. But I dont want to risk the gym membership because some woman felt creeped out for a man doing exactly the same exercise as her. You already know whos side the gym will be on.
Boomers who sit on the machines and do 1/100th of a rep over and over. You know what I'm talking about. I saw this one the other day on the shoulder press machine. He would just barely bend his elbows, I mean the slightest fricking bend, then raise it back up with hardly any weight. He probably performs a wider elbow bend jerking off.
People who throw paper towels and gum in the urinals. Like wtf. What is the point of that? Trash can is closer to the paper towels than the urinals. Why would you do this? Gym jannies are bros they dont need this shit. Unironically if I catch someone doing it red handed I'm going to report them. Staff probably will not care, but frick those guys.
>dyel puts 10lbs on the bench bar proceeds to hog it for 20 minutes and then can’t even be bothered to wipe it off or clean the weights after
>Dude doing deadlifts
>scratches his knees up
>bleeds everywhere and all over the bar
>keeps going
>cleans up using paper towels
I couldn't even use that bar for 2 weeks. It was so fricking gross to watch AND it was only 1.5pl8s
Zoomers
I've never met a woman who talks about "ick" lists but if I did I would be sure to mock and humiliate her for being a child.
>t. gives the ick to every woman in a 5 mile radius
Girls make these lists as though they have exacting standards and then get married to dudes like this
What’s wrong with that, just the hairline? Asking because that’s probably gonna be me in 6 years
I think the point is the "standards" are so inexpicably arbitrary that they can just be cited or news ones randomly made up on the spot, to dismiss a person they just don't find physically attractive.
They think themselves kind decent people, so rather than being brutally honest and going yeah he's ugly, they'll see him wiping his nose and go "oh man, looked at that hideously ugly guy wiping his nose, that's such an ick"
It's basically a cope to let themselves mainatin a positive self image of themselves.
And you can bet when cha wipes his nose, it oes not get picked up on.
Because it's about the "icks" themselves, but rather it's about the person doing the "ick" in question
All in all, seems like a bit of a cope really
what a massive shitpost kek. I guess sometimes women can be kinda funny.