What are some things that people do that give you the gym ick?
>someone who wears headphones instead of airpods
>someone who does french press instead of skullcrushers
>benching less than 2pl8 for reps
>shaker ball
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People looking at me in the gym
>someone makes brief eye contact with you in the mirror then looks away like they weren't looking
Thanks for reminding I never want to go to the gym again
They crushin on you.
i caught a girl through the mirror reflection looking and i turned around and made eye contact and she smiled
Every girl in the gym looks at me bro
I make eye contact, then roll my eyes and mouth "frick off"
that’s your paranoia no one’s actually checking out your ugly ass LMAO!
Girl smiles don't mean anything, man.
then how come when i approach them and ask for their number they give me it? not my fault you can’t relate
So we've entered the world of fantasy now?
it’s a fantasy you think a girl would ever smile at you
>someone who wears headphones instead of airpods
Your entire life disregarded
My headphones still work just fine I ain't gonna stop using them
i hope one of your pods goes missing so you need to spend 50 bucks to replace both of them
I've never owned wireless in ear headphones
sorry im moronic and did not read the op
when he squats a lot but still has a flat ass!
when he wears grey sweat pants and the dick print is small!
benching without retracted shoulder blades and flopping around on the bench
using gym equipment to store your personal belongings
doing dumbbell lunges through the entire free weight area
-Sweatpants at the gym
-Hoodies at the gym (seriously why)
-Wearing a weightlifting belt and then doing shit like cable rows
-random wristbands/headbands
-extremely obnoxious gymwear tshirts with stupid catchphrases on them (I'm guilty of this one on some days)
>Sweatpants and hoodies
Why? What's the problem? They're most comfy for workouts.
there’s no dick print LMAO! small wiener!
>Hoodies at the gym (seriously why)
I dont get it either.hoodies would probably be sweaty and nasty as shit by the end of the workout and also it conceals the fizeek, so is it a self esteem thing?? also it looks goofy as shit with the hood up
I live in fricking Honolulu and see this shit at the gym. It's totally a self esteem thing, has to be, no comfortable man would wear that shit even in an air conditioned to 75 degrees environment
>Hoodies at the gym (seriously why)
>someone who wears headphones instead of airpods
kek imagine caring about this shit
you're a literal gay
>airpods
I'm legit never seen someone with an iPhone that I thought could bench 2pl8.
>Be service industrygay
>Part of my job is to scan the room to see if anyone needs anything like a drink or food, read people’s faces/moods
>My brain struggles to turn this part off outside of work
>Make awkward eye contact at the gym while I’m looking for a free bench or spare machine
I’m sorry bros I’m trying to focus. Back when my gym was 24/7 I used to go either late at night or super early in the morning but when there’s so many people around I get distracted.
The smell of someone who has been wearing the same workout clothes for a while (If you cant wash your clothes you need to have a nice day)
>someone who wears headphones instead of airpods
I hope you have a nice day. No one will miss you.
Can we ban all zoomers already?
I get the ick from people who wear airpods
malets feeling the need to assert themselves physical by walking by you, puffing their chests out, waving their arms, or trying hard to make their presence felt.
I train at a gym on a farm and even the high school kids bench 315. When I travel and go to normal gyms and see grown men who can't I'm disgusted.
dead meme, bring back the look instead
Isn't ick a disease captive fish get?
That’s ich, not the ick.