What are the fitness implications of literally breathing in microplastics?

What are the fitness implications of literally breathing in microplastics?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plastic lowers your testosterone and decreases sperm count. It's almost like it was designed to do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's in your nuts too

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another gift from science
    thank you Fauci

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't do anything about it, so I don't care.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least you've always got the scientific fitness powders that rape your kidneys to fall back on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which powders?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            jej

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can wear organic clothingblike cotton, hemp, linen, etc. instead of poly trash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        which will be reversed by 100% when you put dildos up your ass. so the other anon is right. there is no point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm sure that wearing cotton will reverse the 2 credit cards worth of plastic I'm injesting with every sip of water
        It's already too late, morons. Remembers when Romans used lead pottery and kept poisoning themselves? That's us, and the worst part is that you can't just throw the plastic out since it's already a part of every ecosystem on earth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can't do anything about it, so I don't care.

          I sincerely hate you fatalist turboturds. This can be mitigated, so it's not like we should all roll over and dive face-first into plastic. The Roman lead thing is lulzy as frick, like they didn't fix the problem and continue on.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Roman pipes had water constantly flowing for the most part so lead leeching into the water supply wasn’t that big of a deal. Cooking in lead pots was much worse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Around 28% of microplastics in humans come from car tires so even if you don't wear synthetic textiles you are still getting a ginormous amount. Even more so if you drive a lot to work or live near busy roads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fatalism
        >Epicurus
        moron.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >every human testicle
    dude wtf how did they examine my testicles without me knowing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >in study

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did they checked every human testicle? I don't remember anyone inspecting my testicles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon skipped testicles inspection day

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My kids got toys <3

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we go full-on Handmaids Tale/Children of Men

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    phew close one
    betters stop eating all those human testicles

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and Russian.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember anyone coming to my house to test my testicles for microplastics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DHJMpjY.png

      How did they checked every human testicle? I don't remember anyone inspecting my testicles.

      >every human testicle
      dude wtf how did they examine my testicles without me knowing?

      Yeah we used sleeping gas beforehand on everyone who refused the vax

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having some israelite cut open your balls just to tell everyone about all the plastic they put in it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guys in the study where already dead at this point anon. They used corpse for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Roman pipes had water constantly flowing for the most part so lead leeching into the water supply wasn’t that big of a deal. Cooking in lead pots was much worse.

        let the thread die

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Not like there is much better threads in the catalog

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None, this only impacts sperm health. Being infertile doesn't stop you from getting jacked as shit in fact it probably helps. Dad bod will be a thing of the past.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know.ypu guys are always joking but I really had my balls inspected in pe class 6th grade I got a boner I wanted to kms

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