What are the political implications of fricking LOVING coffee?

What are the political implications of fricking LOVING coffee?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my gf loves coffee.. I bought her this shirt last Xmas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do coffee fiends make it their personality to like coffee?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you seriously trying to talk to me right now? I haven’t even had my 4th cup yet.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    getting hearth attack

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had coffee like once in my entire life. It's shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Slavs seem to like tea more than coffee.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No. But I agree with the Bulgarian.
        Coffee also doesn't sit with me well. I want to throw up. Especially if I am stressed or haven't eaten much.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All of the Russians here also prefer tea.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've never heard anyone prefer tea here. Boomers drink several coffies a day. But I do prefer tea as it's not a poison substance that will make me throw up. I tried pouring milk into it the other day since I've realised it's a thing, and it ain't bad.
            I don't know why I react that way, maybe coffee is too acidic, I was never good at chemistry even in primary school since none of it made sense to me without explanations that started from zero.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Pouring milk into the tea.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fake Serb.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah people here swallow up coffee. Just not me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't drink tea either, but I don't avoid it if someone offers. Only time I'd make it for myself is if I have the flu.

        [...]

        Shut up Raj. The best drink in the world is water.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking coffee right now ama.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you put cream in it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope just straight BBC (Big Black Coffee)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How’s the coffee?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      r u shitting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Soon, very soon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based

          Coffee WHILE shitting? For me it’s coffee outside looking at trees, then go inside to shit and browse the chins

          i couldn’t hold it this morning but that sounds nice too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Almost time for a second cup.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    enjoying one while taking the morning shit is peak coffee enjoyer
    >t. currently coffee shitting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coffee WHILE shitting? For me it’s coffee outside looking at trees, then go inside to shit and browse the chins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, first coffee and wind rustling the trees, birbs calling,no c**t talking to me. best start to the day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I'm shitting too! I've been exercising hard everyday despite immune conditions so it's like a pig shoving soft serve out a pipe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice shitbro. im actually shitting again since i was scurrying around cleaning up the house and must have shook some more loose

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is a pro coffee thread. Also, you’re Indian.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jeet I'm unronically enjoying coffee. Sounds like you haven't had yours yet, cranky pants.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love it but I drink too much and if I get ill it doesn’t help, need a fat bag of weedy volcano vapes to go with it and then it’s coding time!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do Brits drink more coffee or tea these days

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has anybody here tried Arabic bedouin coffee?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White people who drink coffee become cucks. You seen blacked.com? Yeah, it's kinda like that. LOL! Anyway, my point is, STOP drinking coffee!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's it like being caffeine dependent? Serious question, I like the taste of coffee and what not but it just doesn't do anything to my brain.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being White

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      baserat

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys claiming the best coffee is outside of the states? LOL good one!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best coffee in the US was Dunkin Dounts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thread's BMI average suddenly got 20% bigger when you came in.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im drinking coffee listening to my favorite jam right now.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lads… should I go for the third cuppa? On the fence ngl. Having my second after-goffee shart rn monitoring the thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good time to stop

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, I hate when I'm watching a YouTube video, and the person has to keep talking about "take a sip of coffee." It's fricking cringe. Just drink your coffee without making it your personality and telling me about it, because, like most other anons, I don't give a shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe

      coffee is for the brown goyim like me
      whites should be drinking tea

      Scandis drink the most coffee worldwide, coffee is the white man’s drink. Meanwhile poojeets can’t get enough tea in them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then why don't these fricking scandis grow their own coffee beans
        oh thats right they live in a fricking snowBlack person wasteland
        just another case of scandigolians appropriating brown culture! same with tea actually!
        whites should go drink their soda and shieett and leave the brown drinks to brown peoples!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          seethe brownie

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    coffee is for the brown goyim like me
    whites should be drinking tea

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ah thanks mate i forget to drink coffee today

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which brand do you prefer?
    I drink Araba kaffit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Organic Costa Rican Arabica, my Greenlandic friend. How is life there these days?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Winter is finally over, life is good my Spanian friend. Just went to work, drinking coffee and shitposting before getting busy
        How's yours?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I gave up alcohol for 2024 and pretty much replaced it with coffee. It's comfy. I'd probably be healthier without it so much, but it's far better than booze.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same brah. For me it’s coffee, some chocolate, and once in a blue moon, shrooms.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's interesting before if I drank coffee at night it would absolutely frick me up because my body was dealing with alcohol. But now I can literally drink coffee 24/7 with hardly any side effects.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the biggest nerds I knew has posted non-stop about coffee on social media for like the past 15 years. He prides himself and is extremely arrogant about how he doesn't drink alcohol or do drugs, but acts like a crackhead over coffee. Guy is a fricking dweeb for real.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don't like the taste of plain black coffee if it's arabica, tastes like shit, all of it
    >try Vietnamese robusta
    >it's the only coffee that tastes good
    What the frick.

    Also there's something malicious about caffeine. Like many other malicious things like ethanol and nicotine it seems to twist something on the inside, gives a feeling of something wrapping around your backbone like a tentacle. Tea does this too. I think in case of coffee and tea it has something to do with fluoride. Out of everything that I've tried the only thing that seems to have an opposite, untwisting effect is (self-grown) weed. Weird.
    Wonder what tea and coffee are like if you grow them in clean, unflouridated soil.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blurry vision and cravings, mostly. It's good stuff though.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My great grandma lived to 101 in perfect health without losing any memory. Besides leading an active life (church, getting hair done, going to grocery store, family, cooking, having friends) the only things she did that she claimed helped her longevity were drinking black coffee a few times a week & having some whiskey or a little red wine once in a while

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But what if we're not supposed to age or die at all? 21 or 101 means nothing anyway if the human industry keeps this life/death loop going.
      It's fricking fricked mate, big time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everything degrades. It is impossible to live eternally.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What about cyborgs and that samurai in fallout 3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It is impossible to live eternally.
          Not with that attitude. Have you at least tried?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well... I better manage to live what I have instead of just hope to prolong it.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OMG BASED COOOOFFFFYYY
    MY PERSONALITY IS COFFE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fake swede

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >drinks 12 liters of coffee every day + energy drinks
    >"I'm such an insomniac tee-hee-hee! That's about all, peace out."

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like my coffee how I like my Black folk, finely ground and roasted.

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