What are the side effects?

What are the side effects?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    makes dyel ISTcels spew flecks spittle out their mouths with rage and shout some bullshit about muh discipline while pretending to effortlessly maintain 10% body fat year round.
    This symptoms are literally listed on the package insert.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like you effortlessly maintain 30% bf year round
      >This symptoms are literally listed on the package insert.
      KEK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death and funding of pharma israelites.

      >pretending
      All I do is eat when hungry. Stay subhuman if you want to.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    increased risk of ACK'ing

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace your coffee with Yerba Mate. It has the same affects of caffeine of raising alertness, but doesn't raise your heart rate.

    It also studied and it activates the same pathway for appetite suppression as Ozempic, namely GLP-1, in those test subjects.

    >Mate tea (Ilex paraguariensis) promotes satiety and body weight lowering in mice: involvement of glucagon-like peptide-1

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22130241/#:~:text=These%20findings%20suggest%20that%20mate,modulation%20of%20serum%20leptin%20levels.

    Also has tremendous other health benefits like treating type 2 diabetes and more.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4344557/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buy an ad, redditgay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buy an ad, redditgay
        >to the person not shilling big pharma, but instead promoting safer, better alternatives then expensive risky beetus drugs
        the absolute state of this board.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >promoting big pharma
          only morons get this through their doctor.
          Non-morons order it from steroid dealers in China for 1/100 the price.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'll have fatty shits

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who knows
    the surprise is what makes medicine fun

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've heard it can make ya stop poopin.... FOREVER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been doing 24hr fasts and OMAD and have the same problem.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Common side effects

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other side effects
      >Increases in Amylase and Lipase (usually found in patients with pancreatitis)
      >Cholelithiasis (gall stones) 1.5% in the .5mg dose and .4% in the 1mg dose
      >Increased heart rate (says 2-3 beats per minute mean increase don't know how bad that is)
      >Fatigue, Dysgeusia and Dizziness in .4% of patients (you might feel sick and won't be able to taste anything)
      >Injection site reaction (no shit)
      Probably better than being a lard ass but unless you have no willpower it's better just to suck it up and put down the donut unassisted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2.3% of people on the placebo are vomiting
      >4.6% have abdominal pain
      I can only assume this is because they're all fat sacks
      surely 2% of a normal cohort would be vomiting randomly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the problem with this sort of drug. The majority of people who had early access to it are gigafatties who've tried everything else to lose weight. Those people aren't known for their clean bill of health.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are these the same people who can't take personal responsibility for it?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So far cancer or colitis.
    8/10 ER patients in last 6 months with rectal bleeding have been on it.
    I work at Acension Saint Thomas hospital.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can absolutely believe this, but I'd like someone with medical knowledge to explain how something like this could cause ass bleeding.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I work at the hospital.
        While I do not work in endoscopy for official diagnosis of the problems.

        It effectively causes extreme irritation/inflammation. Both of which are premeditators for ulcerative colitis and cancer.
        It's an immune response.

        It could be the excessive shitting or the excessive lack of shitting.
        Either one is unhealthy as one is dumping literal stomach acid constantly into your digestive system and the other is rotting food just sitting in your digestive system.

        In normal cases you release stomach acid/bile into the lower systems only when food sources are available which neutralize the acids over time. In this way the stomach generally has many hours between meals before it has stomach acid hit a specific spot.
        In rotting food scenario it's everything just fermenting directly next to your lining.
        Put some rotting meat on your chest and see what it looks like in the morning and you've got your answer.

        Stomach and skin are almost identical in cellular structure. They are both mostly collagen.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wonderful, thanks for the clear explanation anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NP m8, any more questions feel free to ask.
            Nothing in life is free, all medicines have a counter to health.

            So if you ever need to take medication or drugs, just ask yourself simply "are the returns better than the payment".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Big Pharma sells shit that requires another expensive shit in the future
          A tale as old as time.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fun side effect is that if you take too much, it can cause your stomach just just go on strike, and let your food rot inside of it. (But it's super rare.)
    Just start from 0.25 and slowly raise it to whatever your doctor told you. Your stomach will probably hate you for a bit.
    You'll have an easier time if you give up on eating badly, but if not, Ozempic will provide you with a faster feedback loop on your terrible choices. You gon' learn boy.
    Since you're obviously diabetic, watch your blood sugar closely whenever your change your dose as your other medications could cause your levels to drop too low.
    This medication pairs with freestyle libre 3 sensors. It's small, it lasts a week per sensor, and you'll get a pretty chart of your blood sugar on your phone through bluetooth, with alerts when your numbers go out of whack.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Well*. It pairs *well* with.
      frick.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you become an ozempig

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard pancreatitis but who knows. I'll use it if this cut fails

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death
    And permanent disfigurement of the face with that sunken in cheeks look

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much does this shit cost? Like, will insurance cover it? Can you buy cheap bootleg shit on the internet like with steroids?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Google it bro. I haven't seen a lot of generic brand ozempic but it probably will be on the horizon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Insurances will usually cover it if your diabetics. The same greedy company also has a different product, Wegovy, that is carefully crafted to help with weight loss, but it costs a bit more.
      Fun detail: both products are literally identical except for branding, and cost little to manufacture.
      Retail, they're sold for $1000 to $1,500 a month. If your insurance covers it, you'll pay way less, and your insurance will also pay way less, because those prices are for suckers.
      If you're not in the US, you can safely remove one zero from those prices. Free market!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        works out to about $20/month if you order from the chink steroid/peptide labs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How much does this shit cost?
      God I love living in eastern europe. You westies dont know how good it can be. I get my prescription and pen for less than 80$ per month, its cheaper than bootleg options

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just take the fasting pill bro
    No side effects and more money in your wallet

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this shit shilled every day again? Did the israelites hire a new flock of jeets? Buy an ad, Shmuli.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you haven't figured it out, these threads are meant for people to wildly exaggerate the risks in order to scare people away from taking it.
      The OP was just a little more stealthy this time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cry harder israelite, you have been spamming your threads for a week.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          every single one of these is a just platform to talk about "obese ozempics who shit blood and just need to eat less"
          Virtually no one in these threads support the drug and anyone who does is mercilessly piled on by everyone else.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *ozempigs

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Success

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes you die.

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