What are the stupid injuries that you have received recently and how did they happen?

What are the stupid injuries that you have received recently and how did they happen?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend all day hiking
    >Everything going well, feel great
    >Finish hike
    >Driving home into the sunset
    >Sneeze while driving
    >Feel a sharp painful sensation travel through my lower back
    >Literally felt like I was electrocuted for a split second
    >Wake up this morning
    >Back is so sore that I can barely move
    >

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    got an ankle sprain too, just do floss bands a few times a day and that ankle will be ready to lift and run again really quick. Fuck ice, even the guy who made R.I.C.E. popular doesnt believe in that anymore

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally find that blasting injuries like that with hot water works a lot better than ice. Gets the blood flow to the area and helps relax the surrounding muscles.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/m0oyWJm.jpg

        Have you tried H.E.A.T.?

        yup tried it, nothing compares to a couple hundred reps of moving your ankle on floss bands though. It literally makes you good to do your sport again the next day. The only con is your ankle doesn't feel sprained anymore even though it still is, so you gotta take it easy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried H.E.A.T.?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My left knee buckled the other day while I was walking, no pain or anything, but has me worried that it might be ready for a critical failure.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive rolled my ankles multiple times throughout my life by accident like this and never felt anythihng
    never knew people actually got hurt by it until I hear people talking about it
    bad genetics,
    Sad!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skateboarding will absolutely wreck your ankles over time.

      https://i.imgur.com/rMrWCNr.jpg

      >be at gym
      >heavy DLs
      >ask girl to film me as a “form check”
      >wink and blow air kiss to camera on final rep
      >twist something in neck
      >wake up with strained neck and tons of pain
      >still post the photo to IG story
      >you can hear the camera girl laughing in the background
      >the girl I’m sort of dating saw the story this morning
      worth it

      Man, neck pain is probably the worst pain out there. It completely immobilizes you.

      trigger finger
      >lifting all day
      >playing games
      >typing
      >piano
      >forget to stretch fingers

      >crippling retard pain

      >Go to beach with friends
      >Tossing football around
      >Catching it wrong and hyper-extend thumb
      >Still hurts like crazy two months later

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        finger problems are like shoulder problems.
        you use your fingers so much daily that you can't truly let it rest without just complete immobilization of it.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be at gym
    >heavy DLs
    >ask girl to film me as a “form check”
    >wink and blow air kiss to camera on final rep
    >twist something in neck
    >wake up with strained neck and tons of pain
    >still post the photo to IG story
    >you can hear the camera girl laughing in the background
    >the girl I’m sort of dating saw the story this morning
    worth it

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    trigger finger
    >lifting all day
    >playing games
    >typing
    >piano
    >forget to stretch fingers

    >crippling retard pain

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly OP pic when I was bouldering. It was a relatively low overhang that required hanging on to two holds without much grip and swinging your body from one side completely to another and landing with your toes on a really small hold to stabilize and be able to advance. I slipped off and landed on my right foot exactly like that and I couldn't compensate because the overhang was so close to the mat.

    Strangely enough it gradually healed and the pain completely disappeared, but in the past few weeks it's been coming back.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully its not a tiny fracture, ankles are so easy to fuck up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can you tell?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Broke my right hand twice, punching a wall.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never use dumbells and I ended up going to the 100 pounders for pressing because it's all they had at the hotel gym I was using recently. My wrists are all sorts of fucked up right now from that

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was doing pull ups for the first time in my life and now my back hurts very badly.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forearm tendinosis from not resting and climbing too much volume. Absolutely avoidable. Continued to climb on it forcing me to take a rest. Couldnt grab shit without burning pain in my arm. Somehow bench press sped up rehab. idk I might just be retarded.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stand at bus stop after going to the gym
    >suddenly lose balance, no idea why
    >fall backwards
    >wtf_happened.png
    >bystanders asking me if I am okay
    >say of course, try to get up
    >almost pass out when trying to put weight on leg
    >some bystander calls ambulance
    >they do a x-ray, multiple fractures all along my ankle, leg is essentially fucked
    >half a year of recovery, 2 surgeries, had to use a wheelchair for a while
    >they keep asking me why I lost balance doing a shitton of tests because apparently "just losing balance" can mean heart issues
    >never found out what was wrong or what happened
    >foot is still not quite like it was before, probably never will be again.
    Fuck me I guess.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not so recent, but this is the most retarded injury I've given myself. I used to try to work on my wrist flexibility in the shower by putting my palm flat on the wall and trying to bend my wrist with some added body weight. Obviously stretching is uncomfortable, so I pushed through that discomfort and pain and popped my wrist. I literally tore the sheathe in my wrist and gave myself a ganglion cyst. It was awful. I had to fix it for years by smashing my wrist on walls, desks, and books. I learned that the best way to pop it was to hit it with a hammer. It stung like a bitch. It eventually went away after I crushed it enough times. Never push your stretches too far.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fucked up my shin with my weedeater last weekend, should be a cool scar

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