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What are you ordering?
whole full grain
Everything except olives
Chipotle sauce and chili flakes
9 grain honey oat
Spinach olives and onions
Extra spinach mmmm
>sesame seed bread
>philly beef (double meat)
>tomato, lettuce and onion
>fried onions, salt and pepper
>Light Mayo, Honey Mustard or Chipotle Southwest Sauce
Depending on how hungry I am I get a whole or a half sub.
Plenty of protein in there.
>I walk in
>See it's all literally goyslop
>turn 360 degrees
>walk back out the door
>cook myself dinner
I'm not, subway's gross. It was gross even before the quality sharply dropped and the prices rose.
It's not that bad. Better than McDonald's and co at least
9 grain honey oat or whole wheat
Double Teriyaki Chicken
Sweet Onion Sauce
>Can I get the cheapest one, please, thank you
footlong on rye
avocado, no cheese
all the salads, and extra onions and jalapenos but I don't say this until everything is on the bread
more sauce please
-Extra Oil and Vinegar
-Extra Salt and pepper
I would rather go to Gregg's but if you forced me,12" Meatball Marinara
>you have to gay
>sweet onion chicken teriyaki
Publix subs are infinitely superior though
Nothing because I have never been there and I'd drop my spaghetti.
Bro, it's a very simple social interaction. There's nothing to overthink or mess up. You just say what sandwich you want, and then pick the toppings.
You can look at subway on uber eats if you want to check what's actually on their menu.
I know what you mean. Once I ordered a burger like this and I dropped my spaghetti all over the table. Had no idea what to pick. Took me like 15 minutes to choose everything while waitress stood there and gave me suggestions.
So I picked random stuff and it was bad. Wouldn't go to that place again.
And I think it's a scam. If you order something that has a recipe, means someone at restaurant approved it. If it's bad, it's their fault. But if customer makes a shit dish himself it's his fault. He won't even think to blame restaurant.
"Make your own meal" is a gnomish trick. Change my mind.
italian urban cheese
I'm ordering the cute girl that works there
mustard, mayo, peppercorn ranch
lemme get uhhhhhh
footlong tuna, toasted wagie
i’ll do swiss
spinach, jalapeños, tomato and pickles
honey mustard and chipotle
salt and pep, of course
>Out of 20 samples tested, 19 had no detectable tuna DNA sequences.
you're eating people, bro
by the time i walk into subway i’ve steeled myself for what i’m gonna eat. realistically every other sub place is better for the same price, so i must be in some dire situation.
but fuck that’s not what you wanna hear lol, that’s been my go to since hs
Footlong Italian BMT. Wheat bread. Provolone. Pickles, lettuce, tomato, banana peppers, mayo, mustard, oil and vinegar. Sweet tea and salt and vinegar chips.
You really like your tang bro
Footlong meatball marinara on wheat with cheese, onions, pepper, jalapeno, tomato, lettuce, chipotle sauce and I think that's all I get. Haven't been to subway in a hot minute
Chicken on white bread with a bag of lays chips
>what kind of cheese sir?
>what kind of toppings?
>…what kind of sauce sir?
>ummm. Just the chicken and the bread?
>N-no Hispanices or anything
Nope. Just the chicken and the bread
>*has a disturbed judgemental look on his face as he scans me out*
Evefy “sandwich” artist had the same reaction to me. It was every single time. It’s like these morons have never met a picky person before. Who gives a shit? I just want a plain chicken sandwich, sue me.. This is why I love those food apps like door dash, I can just do pickup orders so I just walk into a subway tell them my order number and they hand me my bag of food all ready to go and I leave with9ut having to talk to them or anything
Bruhs, garlic aioli and chipotle is a godly combination
>I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>footlong ham is only 600cals
>38g of protein
Chicken breast mogs this but that's not bad. I could easily see someone losing weight eating just 1 or 2 of these daily going well below their TDEE.
Was Jared right all along, bros? you know, the weight loss part I mean, not the diddling part.
multiseed wholegrain footlong
Cheese and toasted
All vegetables except sweetcorn, olives, jalapeños
Pepper and mixed seeds
Order them to tell me where the nearest Jersey Mikes is
I'm ordering for none of you anons to eat there, if you even remotely care about your gains! Subway will kill you faster than fentanyl
I'm ordering that all Subway be destroyed.
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