What are your gym icks ?
For me it's women wearing yoga pants, shows me they are there only for attention to whore themselves out and it always disgusts me
Also
>converse shoes on men in gym
What are your gym icks ?
What are your gym icks ?
For me it's women wearing yoga pants, shows me they are there only for attention to whore themselves out and it always disgusts me
Also
>converse shoes on men in gym
>tfw dumb ugly whores just filter themselves from me
Scorpio bros we keep winning!
All Scorpios are weird
>t.weird
Yep. It's a copy anyway, they all want the stinger but they know they can't hold us
I met someone like this irl that was into horoscopes. I mentioned I was a scorpio, and she looked at me like a fucking skinwalker the rest of the night lmao. No idea what their problem is stingy bois
Not only a scorp bro, I'm also a/the monke bro. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks boys.
is that mazuri gorila food?
based
i might just start believing in horoscope shit if it means i can act weird on the basis of being a scorpio
for me its guys who give a shit what kind shoes other guys wear to the gym and guys who worry about women's reasons for being in the gym
Skateboard shoes are for skateboarding, basketball shoes are for basketball, running shoes are for running, sandals are for the sand and boots, BOOTS are for lifting.
Yeah, but dicks are for pussies but you keep putting it in the dog's ass, so who are you to be so autistic about other men's feet?
Yeah that reminds me, I think the fragile moron gays like you who are tripping about shoes anger me. I rep your pr in runner shoes since after my weights I always do a quarter marathon. And I run half marathons with ankle height heavy duty boots outside because I often use mountain roads and usually in rain.
>quarter marathon
Do you mean a 10K, roonlet?
Yea, my native language spills into my esl sometimes
>guys who worry about women's reasons for being in the gym
there are gyms for girls and no men allowed, why dont girls go there.
Stfu yoga pants are the single greatest invention of the 21st century
I’ve busted so many nuts in public to hot irl women. Just follow them around as the workout and stroke off. Benefits of an oversized hoodie and going commando in basketball shorts
I'm sure you're such a looker. Those hot girls in yoga pants must be so sad that you got the ick. How will they ever survive knowing that you won't have sex with them
im gonna contract second hand virginity from reading these posts
>those hot girls in yoga pants must be so sad that you got the ick
if i was a girl, id be sad too cus every morning i have to look at my face in the mirror and put chemicals on it.
>women go to the gym to be looked at
i go to look at them
women with glasses
>those glasses
>that makeup on nose
>nosering
>that hair dye
>drinking out of a tall can
RED FLAGS
>obsession with mokeys
Fuck you
Chick on the pic actually sounds rational and knowledgeable..
Honestly can't really disagree with any thing she says in the pic. Obsession with monkeys is the only one I'm a bit iffy on.
love from kazakhstan
Women taller than me. Just like ew, no
isnt she trying immitatate belle delphine?
No she’s unique and interesting, inseam
>dyed silver hair
drown it in a toilet
I was born under the atronach sight are woman into that?
>What are your gym icks ?
People who don't rerack
People who hog multiple pieces of equipment
People who use very specific equipment for shit that can be done on more general and plentiful equipment (eg dumbell stuff on a rack bench, curls in the squat rack)
People using wraps, braces, belt, squat shoes, and slingshots when they're not even 1/2/3/4
Capricorns. Not racist just don't like em
>People who don't rerack
Not my job, not my problem.
Every day I become more incel
It's fucking over for printercels.
30 year old boomer here what's an "ick"?
also what's wrong with having a printer?
"ick" is something that puts you off to someone like finding a really hot girl but finding out she likes 311 or something basically whatever the zoomer equivalent of that is
Men who call shit icks do it for me
Why are women so unfunny?
Because you're not a man.
>scorpio
>obsession w monkes
It's over
>men who call women "females" past stating their gender
That's an actual red flag tbf. So's the League one.
Rest of these are whack though.
I like monkeys but the racoon is my favourite meme animal
>wearing yoga pants
I get this but they're all doing it. When they have the top to match and do the whole 'removing my pump cover' is when I roll my eyes. Girls in shorts get my attention, they're rare though
>regularly spends more than 10% of his workout talking instead of working out
>doesnt use deodorant and then stinks up the whole gym
>has no idea what personal space is and comes way to close to you (bonus if he also stinks like shit)
>his form is shit
>needs more than 15 minutes for 3 sets
>flexes in the mirror even though he has stick arms and the perma online gamer gut
>slams his weights, not because he lifts heavy, but because he is a fat fucking retard who craves attention
>does supersets
Fucking scorpiophobe.
Let me guess she's Gemini?
>always assume signs are bullshit
>Google my sign after seeing this post
>Capricorns are practical, determined, diligent, attention-focused and good with money
>They enjoy making things work harder, run better, grow bigger
>They like to deliver over and above expectations
>Capricorns are typically drawn to business, and to being their own boss
it's all true
what the fuck
It's called cold reading, anon. No matter what your sign is, chances are you convince yourself the description applied to you.
It won't apply to everyone, of course, but it catches enough people.
They are also inherently positive and traits you WANT to see in yourself
>say all xpeople are (positive trait, positive trait, positive trait)
>wyf I agree
>say all y people are (negative trait, negative trait, negative trait)
>one ten million NOT ALL YPEOPLE, THATS DEBUNK AND HERE WHY, IM YPEOPLE AND YOUR A moron
it's all so tiresome
What are me gym icks?
>women
girls streaming in the gym.
Why are women so obsessed with this horoscope shit? What the fuck is it even supposed to mean, I was told I am a "cancer", like what the fuck does that mean exactly? ?????
horoscopes are a way to avoid responsibility for one's behaviors because they can't help being the way they are due to being born at a certain time.
You can get away with any of this if they decide they like you before finding out about it. I checked every stupid red flag like this on my ex's list and she would just go "well, if it's you it's ok.", because she had already fallen in love with me.
I don't know if that makes it any better, but it means these lists don't really matter at the end of the day.
Anybody else turned off by these gigantic ass thots? Like the ones who do NOTHING but glute exercises and end up looking weak with an ass like a pair of birthday balloons.
That's not from exercise, that's literally surgery that has that basket ball shit
I have a date with a scorpio tonight
What's wrong with them?
I will be sure to get some more pairs of converse, maybe wear a different color every gym session
i'm fucking a girl like this she asked my sign and i made up leo apparently that was the right answer cause now she says i'm not like the other boys
I check all the red flags, expect league and belle delphine, i hate women so much.
Did i make it?
Scorpio here, fuck you dumb bitch.
Girls that run. Cause I have to chase them down.
>pic
She's not wrong.
>gym icks
Women doing meme ass routine they found on tik tok. Every time they go to the gym.
Men who are gays and flex in the mirror or take selfies. The mirror is there to check your form.
Men who just do bicep curls, then pretend to be very unfortunate in this cursed life for their physique, then get fat and think they made it because they do more dumbbell curls.
Zoomers with attitude. The good kids are fine and I help them, the cringe ones who show up with sleeveless tees and whey to take pictures can fuck off.
>tfw almost passed the test but i like belle delphine
The white nationalist looking dude with the disgusting unkempt 'viking' beard that always states at me. Get a room you cock gobbling loser. Also you're balding.