What BMI is this?

What BMI is this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gay loser that got dunked on by St. Michael and cast out of Heaven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its crybaby thinks he's better than god bmi.
      basically the same as weak dyel beta male bmi

      >christcucks still believe paradise lost is a bible story and not a blatant plagiarism of the Prometheus myth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can just say you don’t know anything about Christianity instead of that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The book of Revelations directly references the fall of Satan from Heaven
            This is established Church truth before those stories were written
            Paradise Lost was written by an anti-Catholic that slandered the Church
            The story of Prometheus has nothing to do with the story of Satan or what it pertains to and it’s standard pagan/athiest slander

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe after being exhausted

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It depends

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      on what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Height. Is he human proportions or 8ft tall?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s literally the whole point of BMI

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what BMI do i need to get a gf like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m so lonely

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      8/10 face
      5'11 height at least but 6'2 would be optimal
      6 figure salary
      6 sixpack at BMI 23.8 with 15% bodyfat

    • 1 month ago
      Sage

      Unironically be black

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the absolute state of IST

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its crybaby thinks he's better than god bmi.
    basically the same as weak dyel beta male bmi

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    25

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a dark theory:
    Satan defeated God and has been posing as him ever since.
    Everyone goes to Hell no matter what you do in life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew 15:24 gives your theory some credibility.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >guys but like woah… like woah… guys guys… like…
      >what if like… guys listen like… woah man just hear me out…
      >what if like… like… God is actually Satan..?
      >I know bro it’s fricking crazy… like woah…

      Matthew 15:24 gives your theory some credibility.

      No it doesn’t
      Matthew 15:24 is Jesus telling a woman that He came to save the people of the original 12 tribes of Israel
      It is through this mission and being rejected by the people of the tribes that the new covenant of Israel changes to any and all man, woman, child, israelite, Gentile, etc etc that believes in Christ as the Savior and the Living Word of God born as man, which was ultimately the true goal God laid out to save us

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. He said he only saves israelites. All that other shit is the voices in your head.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >guys but like woah… like woah… guys guys… like…
          >what if like… guys listen like… woah man just hear me out…
          >what if like… like… God is actually Satan..?
          >I know bro it’s fricking crazy… like woah…
          [...]
          No it doesn’t
          Matthew 15:24 is Jesus telling a woman that He came to save the people of the original 12 tribes of Israel
          It is through this mission and being rejected by the people of the tribes that the new covenant of Israel changes to any and all man, woman, child, israelite, Gentile, etc etc that believes in Christ as the Savior and the Living Word of God born as man, which was ultimately the true goal God laid out to save us

          You both morons he was literally shit testing her
          He says twice that his saving is not for her daughter and then when she shows him how humble she is he decides she has earned grace
          Not even Christian I have reading comprehension

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She didn't show how humble she was to God or Jesus. She prostrated herself and her people as subservient to israelites. That's why she accepted Jesus's comparison of his people being the master race and her's being dogs. Read it again, this time critically.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >not even Christian
            So why would we believe you what Christianity or the Bible says

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would be a good idea for a book.
      God was slain by Satan during the War In Heaven.
      Jesus fled with Michael, Gabriel and a couple hundred angels to a distant planet to make a new world inhabited by the new humans.
      Meanwhile Satan torments the old humans on Earth by making them believe they will go to heaven by raging war against "sinners".
      He has powerful demons such as Beelzebub, Baal, Mammon, etc; all of them posing as gods of different cultures such as Zeus, Odin, Ra, etc, with the purpose of making people commit murder against others and sacrifice their children.
      One day Jesus will return to Earth with new cosmic powers to slay Satan and save every soul.
      Not gonna write it, I'm lazy and dumb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop scaring me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        boo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the plot of that analog horror thing on youtube

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shitposting aside, this is my favorite piece of artwork about Lucifer.

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