>see avatar 1 >makes me depressed that I don’t live on Pandora >see avatar 2 >makes me depressed that I don’t have a family of my own
it’s so retarded and I hate it
stupid blue space morons gave me a mid life crisis at the ripe old age of 28
fucking hell
I love women, it's unreal... the beauty they possess. It keeps my vigour and vitality going. To cuddle and caress them. To dominate and submit them. I can't get enough.
She has really expressive facial features. It seems like she probably comes from a family with money or her dad raised her well enough for her to not get completely alpha-widowed like so many other girls. Once women are damaged goods they get all sorts of little ticks and changes to their demeanor. She doesn't have those yet.
What do you guys do on rest days besides being comfy?
Stylish fashionable women are very attractive and captivate you, but often they require so much attention and pampering that I find it mentally draining and irritating. They feel that it is their due and you owe all this to them. Only worthwhile in LTR, where marriage and your future sons/kids are in play with faithful committed girl.
Imagine she's eating that shit. Than you're eating her shit...
that woman is an example of how poverty degrades a person's value as a human being. I learned about the rural folk in my sociology class. They are the victims of excessive religion and poverty and because of that they lack basic understanding of manners. That woman feels no shame whatsoever.
that girl gonna be farting like crazy man. I can imagine her face when she's playing a song with them farts.
matter a fact, she's probably gesturing with her fingers the amount of ass juice that she'll squeeze out with them.
i like to switch things up a bit with pastries or eating something different in general on rest days, usually spent on weekends,
its usually just simple variety changes if not simply enjoying myself with some game like valheim, listening to podcasts and
having a drink/smoke "generally just spoiling myself" until its time to grind a new week
im currently following Karl-Olov Arnstberg who really helps expanding my horizon and way of seeing things in a different light
generally listening to people who are too smart for their own good type podcasts and just enjoying a sense of variety,
a change of scenery and allowing myself the opportunity to be different than a systematic consuming individual
On the one hand I'm so jealous but on the other hand I wouldn't even know how to behave if a beautiful girl like this was in my house. Like, what would I do, what would I say, how would I entertain her. This is so far outside of my world I don't even know man..
What do normalfags do? Pour a glass of wine and turn the TV on quiet volume and talk?
https://i.imgur.com/eBc2KGy.jpg
>What do normalfags do?
how the hell should i know?
I have succesfully infiltrated situations like these a few times in my life,guys for us its...
Impossible,just impossible,they talk about dumb shit,its game of the mouse and the cat,we just arent made to pursuit this kind of life.
For us it would be way simpler to just say sex? but it doesnt work like that,its actually insane how it actually works,it would drive any of us insane,I have seen things anons...
That actually sounds doable for me. They will take the lead by talking about dumb shit and you just go with it until they make the move they want to be kissed? I can talk about dumb shit with girls.
they will not make the first move ever. actually, let me rephrase that, they will make THEIR move, which in their mind is super obvious, but goes over a lot of men's heads. you just have to learn to read the signals
Sex rarely just happens without a prologue.
You might think you can do it just like that, but you'd probably end up with a limp dick, and she would end up dry if there is no emotional connection first.
It works quite simple, granted you don't have a person that's just there for malicious intent, which rarely is the case, and even then can be salvaged. Connection, just need that. Be yourselves, but don't go full autistic. Need to find something you can both relate. And if you don't have anything to relate with another human, it means you need to work on yourself.
>Connection >Be yourselves
Holy shit kill all normies, the level of complete ignorance and disconnect you guys have from anyone that actually asks for advice is insane
i would still have to act. i've realized the reason i'm antisocial is that almost every single social interaction i've ever had and will have is an act. i am acting. i am participating in a social dance in order to ingratiate myself to the person/group. that is the point of the "small talk" and the "deep convos", which are light and deep ingratiation respectively.
it's no different with women. but i feel so fake doing it that i cannot stand it. most normal people are also acting but it's a fakeness that comes naturally to them and they don't question it much. but i hate it.
>And if you don't have anything to relate with another human, it means you need to work on yourself.
we need to be clear about what this means. "work on yourself" is a gross euphemism. what you mean is that if you don't offer other humans something that they like, then you need to acquire skills that will make yourself likable/useful. but it's not "self improvement". bigger muscles? more knowledge? funnier jokes? what is the meaning of any of this if there isn't someone around you that likes you more for it?
That actually sounds doable for me. They will take the lead by talking about dumb shit and you just go with it until they make the move they want to be kissed? I can talk about dumb shit with girls.
I've always had my best success by just treating them like one of my bros. Shoot the shit, take the piss out of them in a joking sort of way. Don't be afraid of a bit of self deprivation, for example, I'm 5'10" but joke that I'm 6ft in airmaxes when they ask how tall I am. Don't tell them everything when they ask a question, be a bit coy. It's a game of cat and mouse you just have to learn to play. Most of all, be a gentleman, hold doors open, offer them your arm if you're walking somewhere, remember ladies first etc. It's not some dark art
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I have succesfully infiltrated situations like these a few times in my life,guys for us its...
Impossible,just impossible,they talk about dumb shit,its game of the mouse and the cat,we just arent made to pursuit this kind of life.
For us it would be way simpler to just say sex? but it doesnt work like that,its actually insane how it actually works,it would drive any of us insane,I have seen things anons...
Unironically just be nice and sociable. An actual decent chick will be a nice back. You do nice things like fuck, cuddle, watch movies, cook, go to the beach or whatever. A partner is the icing on the cake to an already good life.
>invite girl like this over >turn on the tv >ask if she’s watching any good shows >if not just hit some random shit >pour wine >sit next to her But make sure you have a corner >lean back into the couch so it’s more inviting for her to lean onto you >wrap arm around her >depending on how she’s leaning on you you can put your other hand on her leg after a while start rubbing her leg in a “I’m appreciating the intimacy” not a “I’m trying to sneak towards your vagina” way >make out when she starts looking towards you more than just eye contact if you’re chitchatting
Women are easy and even those who sleep on the first date like to feel special
literally me at my high school prom afterparty
i ended up accidentally knocking one of them over while moving to get a drink and they broke the heel on their shoe
>celibate
When girls mean to say they have never had sex with a man before they say "vigin." Celibate means she's taken 1000 cocks already and is ready to settle down with betabux but she won't sleep with him because now she has "self-respect."
Literally just fucking talk to her. Women are naturally sociable so just fake your way out of being your normal autistic sperg self for one single evening in your life. Find a goyslop TV show she enjoys and ask her questions about it.
Not him, but even with trash whores that were ONS for me, I would always put something on to watch and talk about random shit.
Women often tell me that they love my company, they love my personality and they love listening to me.
Unfortunately for them, I'm just a retard with ADHD.
https://i.imgur.com/zTdPp3E.jpg
talking to people is fine
rotting brains with gnomish propaganda is not
1 month ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/AK4J298.png
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schizo moment
1 month ago
Anonymous
>understanding how tv and movies are used for manipulating (brainwashing) the populace means schizo
gnomish moment
1 month ago
Anonymous
>watching some movies out of boredom or as background noise >NOOOOO YOU'RE GETING BRAINWASHED
legit schizo 4chanfag that escaped containment
1 month ago
Anonymous
>but posting on IST is okay
>watching real people act out fictional stories designed to portray certain narratives repetitiously >totally has no effect on the watchers' brains whatsoever
you're literally retarded and incapable of seeing the world for what it is lol
but it's not even your fault... you've been purposely manipulated to be clueless your entire life
1 month ago
Anonymous
And reading fictitious IST greentext stories meant to demoralize or anger the reader is better how?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>he thinks we "schizos" don't see through all the propaganda everywhere
lol such a simple worldview (again, by design), as expected from an NPC ofc
there's also a huge difference between skimming through text for 20 seconds
versus watching real people (which immerses you into their fake world and fake narratives) for hours at a time, over the span of many years
1 month ago
Anonymous
Not buying it. You just don’t want to admit that your addiction of choice is browsing here instead of mainstream social media.
1 month ago
Anonymous
what a silly assumption
i don't browse this place (or other corners of the internet) much at all
i'm usually too busy doing other things
if i'm here, it's to spread counter-propaganda (i.e., the truth), just as i'm doing right now
1 month ago
Anonymous
>i'm usually too busy doing other things
Uh huh.
1 month ago
Anonymous
you don't have to believe me, i don't care
fact of the matter is this:
stop letting garden gnomes brainwash you, and you're an idiot if you think they're not
1 month ago
Anonymous
If you actually practiced what you preach, you would have correctly identified that browsing here is just as much of a pointless time waster as television and therefore we shouldn’t be having this argument in the first place.
1 month ago
Anonymous
incorrect
people come to these corners of the internet searching for answers because the real answers are censored from the rest of the (gnomish controlled) mainstream internet
and people like me come here to provide the truth they seek
it is not pointless
it wouldn't surprise me at all if you're just another garden gnome doing damage control for your tribe
1 month ago
Anonymous
Stop browsing IST. Stop watching anime. Stop listening to Cum Town. Stop consuming Sam Hyde content.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>nuh uh, I'm not a schizo >acts like a schizo for the past 4 posts
Like clockwork.
1 month ago
Anonymous
dios mios
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're retarded if you can't see that the majority of people here are compulsory internet addicts that could use a big chunk of the time they spend here way more productive. But I guess everyone has a way of justifying their addiction
1 month ago
Anonymous
>nooo, your brain is affected by seeing actors playing a story >proceeds by sitting in his 4chanfag echochamber most of the day
lol
1 month ago
Anonymous
i actually rarely browse 4chan, and i came to these conclusions on my own, before ever browsing any image boards such as these
i never liked "chans" and previously would avoid them
i only use them now as a tool to spread truth
isn't it interesting how people independently consistently come to the same logical conclusion about garden gnomes throughout history?
Hitler and the Germans didn't have IST, did they?
what about the hundreds of times garden gnomes were expelled before that?
Stop browsing IST. Stop watching anime. Stop listening to Cum Town. Stop consuming Sam Hyde content.
i don't watch anime
i don't know what cum town is
i don't consume sam hyde content
>nuh uh, I'm not a schizo >acts like a schizo for the past 4 posts
Like clockwork.
extremely low IQ take
You're retarded if you can't see that the majority of people here are compulsory internet addicts that could use a big chunk of the time they spend here way more productive. But I guess everyone has a way of justifying their addiction
i'm extremely productive
i run a business and my income puts me in the top 1% of earners, as i provide valuable services which help advance the human race
i also spend over 2 hours in the gym, 5+ days per week
1 month ago
Anonymous
Post body
1 month ago
Anonymous
you will never figure out who i am
1 month ago
Anonymous
He also wouldn't if you posted your body. The only reason you won't do it is because you're an overweight piece of shit that sits in front of the computer all day and thinks he is enlightened because he doesn't watch TV
1 month ago
Anonymous
Link the other threads you’re currently in.
1 month ago
Anonymous
none
https://i.imgur.com/YUoZHB1.jpg
He also wouldn't if you posted your body. The only reason you won't do it is because you're an overweight piece of shit that sits in front of the computer all day and thinks he is enlightened because he doesn't watch TV
wrong, i'm very lean (and jacked) because i take what i put into my body (and mind) very seriously
1 month ago
Anonymous
Do you own a desktop computer?
1 month ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/YUoZHB1.jpg
He also wouldn't if you posted your body. The only reason you won't do it is because you're an overweight piece of shit that sits in front of the computer all day and thinks he is enlightened because he doesn't watch TV
Do you own a desktop computer?
by the way, if you think i don't recognize you clowns... lmao
you're the same clowns (or within the same group of clowns) who've been trying to figure out who i am for quite a while now
i know you recognize me from my typing style and the things i say
1 month ago
Anonymous
>actual paranoid schizo
lmao can't make this shit up
1 month ago
Anonymous
damn i was actually going to post >inb4 called schizo
but replied to the other instead
you're such a predictable monkey NPC
Nobody is manipulating you, you just legit sound like an unhygienic neckbeard
gaslighting doesn't work on me, try something else
1 month ago
Anonymous
>
1 month ago
Anonymous
this means nothing to me (mainly bc it's the opposite of the truth lol)
you'll have to do better than that
1 month ago
Anonymous
Do you own a desktop computer?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Anon, if you aren't trolling you might actually have a legit case of schizophrenia
1 month ago
Anonymous
>more failed gaslighting attempts
it's called deductive logic, reasoning, and pattern recognition
1 month ago
Anonymous
I know I can't convince you, I'm just curious. Do you think pattern recognition can be overactive in some people?
1 month ago
Anonymous
nah, you're trying way too hard with this pol bravado bullshit
Kek, Hitler really was like Elliot Rodger but with status.
my work is done here
you kids have fun on discord
1 month ago
Anonymous
Hitler was an angry manlet. He never would’ve even gone into politics if he’d been a tall Chad nailing art hoes.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I thought we were deep state glowies, not kids on discord
1 month ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you indirectly trying to call yourself stupid?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>
1 month ago
Anonymous
>he thinks he can manipulate me
lol
1 month ago
Anonymous
Nobody is manipulating you, you just legit sound like an unhygienic neckbeard
1 month ago
Anonymous
not buying it, you're either gnomish or a glowie
1 month ago
Anonymous
>more failed psyop inversion of reality attempts to create confusion
no one's falling for it bud
1 month ago
Anonymous
nah, you're trying way too hard with this pol bravado bullshit
1 month ago
Anonymous
Kek, Hitler really was like Elliot Rodger but with status.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>mfw reading the newspaper and an interview on a local authoritative figure goes exactly like Hitler described in the second paragraph
Not him, but even with trash whores that were ONS for me, I would always put something on to watch and talk about random shit.
Women often tell me that they love my company, they love my personality and they love listening to me.
Unfortunately for them, I'm just a retard with ADHD.
https://i.imgur.com/zTdPp3E.jpg
talking to people is fine
rotting brains with gnomish propaganda is not
Not him, but even with trash whores that were ONS for me, I would always put something on to watch and talk about random shit.
Women often tell me that they love my company, they love my personality and they love listening to me.
Unfortunately for them, I'm just a retard with ADHD.
They love it when you pull your pants down squat so your butthole is point blank infront of their face and you pop off huge farts, they really like it when you pop them off into their mouth and it acts as an amplifer for your farts, seriously, no joke, they love it. They love the warm breeze in their hair etc.
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I have succesfully infiltrated situations like these a few times in my life,guys for us its...
Impossible,just impossible,they talk about dumb shit,its game of the mouse and the cat,we just arent made to pursuit this kind of life.
For us it would be way simpler to just say sex? but it doesnt work like that,its actually insane how it actually works,it would drive any of us insane,I have seen things anons...
This 10000%.
I'm so used to being alone and doing everything alone that I simply can't even fathom having an actual "partner".
I can't imagine going to sleep and actually have an another human being an inch beside me. I can't imagine walking the streets while holding hands with someone else. I can't imagine walking into my parents house with a girl beside me, and I'm pretty sure not even my parents would know how to respond to that. I'm fact I am at a point in life where it would be weird and uncomfortable IF I brought a girl home, or a friend even.
It all seems extremely weird and alien to me. Even if I somehow miraculously met a girl that is interested in me, I couldn't just call her over to my place to "watch movies", I'm too damn self-aware of my situation and I couldn't play that normalfag meaningless small talk charade of "hey you will like this movie it's pretty good, got some popcorn too hehe" where I assume both people are completely aware that the movie is entirely irrelevant and you're there just to fuck.
Not to mention that I over analyzed kissing to such a degree that if I ever even get to experience my first kiss it will be inevitably be done 100% manually like a damn robot machine. And sex seems like a totally otherwordly act altogether, might as well talk about riding dragons or some shit.
>These things are normal and they happen naturally.
For ~~*You*~~
Anon's whole point is that it doesn't "happen naturally". I am not him but I had a girl in my dorm room "to watch a movie" one night 8 years ago. Just couldn't fucking figure out how to progress and told her to leave about 90 minutes in.
>This is so far outside of my world I don't even know man
As a 43 year old virgin in a IST chad body I wholeheartedly agree. Autism is one hell of a ride
I love women, it's unreal... the beauty they possess. It keeps my vigour and vitality going. To cuddle and caress them. To dominate and submit them. I can't get enough.
I love women, it's unreal... the beauty they possess. It keeps my vigour and vitality going. To cuddle and caress them. To dominate and submit them. I can't get enough.
What do you guys do on rest days besides being comfy?
I love women, it's unreal... the beauty they possess. It keeps my vigour and vitality going. To cuddle and caress them. To dominate and submit them. I can't get enough.
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I gochu famalam.
She a cute.
Would go on Amazonian Jungle adventures with in search of ancient civilization ruins and other pulp fiction themed adventures.
how do you learn home maintenance skills if your dad was too much of a lazy asshole to teach you as a kid and you're too insecure to get help from others...
The fuck are you talking about bro? Where did you get that from? My dad taught me everything I know. I can build a house from the ground up minus plumbing and electrical.
The fuck are you talking about bro? Where did you get that from? My dad taught me everything I know. I can build a house from the ground up minus plumbing and electrical.
lmao I'm high. Forgive me for misunderstanding.
YouTube university, bro. There are hundreds of amazing videos on how to do literally anything in a house. From laying hardwood floors to installing a new toilet to wiring light fixtures. Check out FixThisBuildThat on YouTube.
would i hate women less if i had a gf? they seem really stupid and it irritates me.
i'm afraid of getting a gf and then resenting her because she's stupid. i'm terrified of this actually. i want a gf that is smarter than me. i'm not smart btw but i feel like women are so fucking dumb.
You won't get a gf who you resent and think is a retard.
The IST would have you believe otherwise but most relationships don't start with approaching a complete stranger and asking to fuck.
when i say smart i don't just mean common sense or something like that. i legitimately want a 120+ IQ gf. even if she's unlikable in other respects. like if she's a bitch.
You won't resent your girlfriend at first, even if she is a retard. You ignore it for as long as possible until you pass the 5 year mark and truly realize she is a retard
I’ve found a way to make my rest days pretty fit >go out in public, busses, supermarkets etc >have one of my older shirts on that are right around my arms and chest >see cute girls >look for the eventual guy that will stare at them >proceed to stare him down >he notices me noticing him and staring at him >goes red/looks down in shame/walks away
It’s funny as fuck to do, I did it earlier to a guy on the bus who was looking at a group of 4 teenage girls and I didn’t break eye contact and the guy immediately brought up his phone to stare at but would every so often take a quick glance to see if I was still looking, which I was. To make it even better I stood up when he was walking off the bus so he thought I was getting off at the same stop and he started hesitating and panicking but I made a show of stretching my arms and sat back down
tfw all it took was one cute tiktok video to melt the cold hearts of fit and show that most dont actually hate women, they are just bitter and lonely, putting up walls because they dont have the feminine, loving, submissive touch of a woman
>so what do you want to do >idk just lie in bed/couch all day
doesnt matter which girlfriend, also my sister does this to.
there has to be some magic formula that I havent discovered yet, that makes it enjoyable to just lie around the enitre fucking day
sorry for bad england
a nice hour of cycling or if at the gym sled push or gpp slam ball stuff. dynamic stretching and isometric holds. flexing/posing. grip work. extra ab work.
Jump rope
It's actually the best for recovery >Not too tiring >Mobilizes blood (therefore protein or whatever) to build muscle >Sculpts your calves >Healthy for shoulder joints
>Fishing (luv fishing) >Visiting AMPs for a 30 minute rub-n-tug >Jacking off if I'm too broke for that >Smoking weed >Cooking something nice, fuck chicken n broccoli all the time >Going on a light hike to a nice fishing spot >Working innagarage >Tidying up >Most of all, shitposting with frens
45-60 minutes of mobility and several mile brisk walk. Generally on my last test day of the week (I have 2) I eat something of a “cheat meal” for dinner. That’s about it.
I was at the mall the other day picking up some stuff and saw a group of teenagers. They had to be around 13 or 14 years old, that age where nobody can drive and you can't really go anywhere to do anything so you just end up wandering around the mall.
2 guys with girls, they passed a Victoria's Secret and the girls were teasing the boys about wanting to see tits. Then this absolute chad of a 13 year old walks up to his girl throws his arm around her neck and says I only want to see your tits. And the madlad actually gives her nipple a tweak. They giggle and keep moving.
And here I am, a 33 year old autistic virgin tfwnogf who has never even seen a tit IRL, let alone touched one. Walking behind them to get after cheap wednesday deals.
It was one of the top 10 most suicidal depressing moments of my life.
We really have a special kind of high functioning (is it?) autism. I don't know if we were born this way or it's a perfect storm of genetic predisposition coupled with gen-x/millennial uprising (all women are queens + respect women + equality/feminism + participation awards) but we are scarred for life and doomed to never have sex. Zoomers have a bunch of different problems and are going to be royalty fucked and they are the first generation since after the war to have a worse quality of life than their parents but at least they don't believe the crap we genxers and millennials were brainwashed to believe.
I hack and mod old consoles so i can install custom firmware on them and play games for free. The funny thing is that i dont even play video games a lot, i just like hard- and software modding and i also like not having to pay for shit
i don't have rest days i have two daughters a son a 13 year old german sheppard and a 4 month old golden doodle. my wife still has a crazy sex drive and she's willing to dress up however i want her to. i'm lucky to get five minutes to myself other than lifting
I usually study (EM resident), read or play some games (mostly kenshi, fallout NV and stellaris).
I also prep GURPS campaign I'll probably never run. Sometimes I paint miniatures I 3d printed.
Recently got out of a 8 years relationship so I'm kinda struggling to keep the pieces together.
Im so lonely I can't stand it
same
Sameo
Same
Im so alone and love it, cant stand the voice or presence of other people
>see avatar 1
>makes me depressed that I don’t live on Pandora
>see avatar 2
>makes me depressed that I don’t have a family of my own
it’s so retarded and I hate it
stupid blue space morons gave me a mid life crisis at the ripe old age of 28
fucking hell
Then do something about it. I don’t get lonely, lonely gets me. I’m stoic in my pursuits and decisions such as not using dating apps
>stop being fat
>interesting job
>tattoo
>good fitting designer clothes
>cross necklace
>"why yes I do believe in god"
it worked me and I have a 4/10 face, it can work for you. good luck!
turning into NPC is not an answer
You and me both, friend.
Put make up on and wait for someone to film me.
I fucking hate woman.
hot
>wanting to look and feel good is bad
Yes.
>having to paint your face to look like a different person or have the features you wish you had in order to feel good
NGMI
I love women, it's unreal... the beauty they possess. It keeps my vigour and vitality going. To cuddle and caress them. To dominate and submit them. I can't get enough.
I don't understand the infatuation for this woman. She is not exactly stunning nor are her mannerisms.
>t. a gay homosexual man
She has really expressive facial features. It seems like she probably comes from a family with money or her dad raised her well enough for her to not get completely alpha-widowed like so many other girls. Once women are damaged goods they get all sorts of little ticks and changes to their demeanor. She doesn't have those yet.
You're such a simp. you're assuming so much
At this point im convinced it's one deranged poster across all the boards except for when she's used as a meme
I don't think so, her expressiveness seems pretty cute and sincere, unlike most internet thots posted on IST
me too bro. but i'm obese and have never kissed or touched a woman.
Stylish fashionable women are very attractive and captivate you, but often they require so much attention and pampering that I find it mentally draining and irritating. They feel that it is their due and you owe all this to them. Only worthwhile in LTR, where marriage and your future sons/kids are in play with faithful committed girl.
I still don't believe this is the same girl
i love hot women
Imagine she's eating that shit. Than you're eating her shit...
that woman is an example of how poverty degrades a person's value as a human being. I learned about the rural folk in my sociology class. They are the victims of excessive religion and poverty and because of that they lack basic understanding of manners. That woman feels no shame whatsoever.
that girl gonna be farting like crazy man. I can imagine her face when she's playing a song with them farts.
matter a fact, she's probably gesturing with her fingers the amount of ass juice that she'll squeeze out with them.
wonder what she looks like without makeup
I gochu famalam.
woah still pretty...
why does she look so Brazilian despite having white features
>kebap chick
not a fan, she looks annoying
She is a professional dancer
How did you guys find her social media you guys are insane
OP absolutely mogs this bitch
Its literally the same woman
Recently I started doing sets of bodyweight squats and V sits on rest days.
Gofer chores: grocery shopping, getting other stuff for home/hobbies…
>Gofer chores: grocery shopping, getting other stuff for home/hobbies…
underrated post
i like to switch things up a bit with pastries or eating something different in general on rest days, usually spent on weekends,
its usually just simple variety changes if not simply enjoying myself with some game like valheim, listening to podcasts and
having a drink/smoke "generally just spoiling myself" until its time to grind a new week
im currently following Karl-Olov Arnstberg who really helps expanding my horizon and way of seeing things in a different light
generally listening to people who are too smart for their own good type podcasts and just enjoying a sense of variety,
a change of scenery and allowing myself the opportunity to be different than a systematic consuming individual
On the one hand I'm so jealous but on the other hand I wouldn't even know how to behave if a beautiful girl like this was in my house. Like, what would I do, what would I say, how would I entertain her. This is so far outside of my world I don't even know man..
What do normalfags do? Pour a glass of wine and turn the TV on quiet volume and talk?
>What do normalfags do?
how the hell should i know?
You whisper corny shit to her ear for few minutes and then make a move, what else
I have succesfully infiltrated situations like these a few times in my life,guys for us its...
Impossible,just impossible,they talk about dumb shit,its game of the mouse and the cat,we just arent made to pursuit this kind of life.
For us it would be way simpler to just say sex? but it doesnt work like that,its actually insane how it actually works,it would drive any of us insane,I have seen things anons...
That actually sounds doable for me. They will take the lead by talking about dumb shit and you just go with it until they make the move they want to be kissed? I can talk about dumb shit with girls.
they will not make the first move ever. actually, let me rephrase that, they will make THEIR move, which in their mind is super obvious, but goes over a lot of men's heads. you just have to learn to read the signals
Sex rarely just happens without a prologue.
You might think you can do it just like that, but you'd probably end up with a limp dick, and she would end up dry if there is no emotional connection first.
It works quite simple, granted you don't have a person that's just there for malicious intent, which rarely is the case, and even then can be salvaged. Connection, just need that. Be yourselves, but don't go full autistic. Need to find something you can both relate. And if you don't have anything to relate with another human, it means you need to work on yourself.
How do you connect anon.
Conversational trips checked and inspected
>Connection
>Be yourselves
Holy shit kill all normies, the level of complete ignorance and disconnect you guys have from anyone that actually asks for advice is insane
>dry if there is no emotional connection first
sexual tension*
>just be yourself
every time
if i was myself i would turn into a serial killer
i would still have to act. i've realized the reason i'm antisocial is that almost every single social interaction i've ever had and will have is an act. i am acting. i am participating in a social dance in order to ingratiate myself to the person/group. that is the point of the "small talk" and the "deep convos", which are light and deep ingratiation respectively.
it's no different with women. but i feel so fake doing it that i cannot stand it. most normal people are also acting but it's a fakeness that comes naturally to them and they don't question it much. but i hate it.
>And if you don't have anything to relate with another human, it means you need to work on yourself.
we need to be clear about what this means. "work on yourself" is a gross euphemism. what you mean is that if you don't offer other humans something that they like, then you need to acquire skills that will make yourself likable/useful. but it's not "self improvement". bigger muscles? more knowledge? funnier jokes? what is the meaning of any of this if there isn't someone around you that likes you more for it?
can confirm that this post is in fact true. Been there and its just a mild form of psychosis at this point. But I think I can at least fake it a bit
Good post.
They're another human being, albeit really beautiful. So be a human and treat her like a human.
I don’t bother much with humans unless I have business with them.
that doesnt mean anything
fuck you
if you don't get what he's saying you are too far gone
NGMI
I've always had my best success by just treating them like one of my bros. Shoot the shit, take the piss out of them in a joking sort of way. Don't be afraid of a bit of self deprivation, for example, I'm 5'10" but joke that I'm 6ft in airmaxes when they ask how tall I am. Don't tell them everything when they ask a question, be a bit coy. It's a game of cat and mouse you just have to learn to play. Most of all, be a gentleman, hold doors open, offer them your arm if you're walking somewhere, remember ladies first etc. It's not some dark art
>*self-deprecation*
willingness to make light of one's failings or shortcomings with humorous modesty
Correct, I've outed myself as a filthy phoneposter.
Unironically just be nice and sociable. An actual decent chick will be a nice back. You do nice things like fuck, cuddle, watch movies, cook, go to the beach or whatever. A partner is the icing on the cake to an already good life.
you wrestle her to the ground and mush your dick into her
they love that
>Grab the back of her neck
>Whisper sensually in her ear
>We fuckin or im fuckin
>invite girl like this over
>turn on the tv
>ask if she’s watching any good shows
>if not just hit some random shit
>pour wine
>sit next to her But make sure you have a corner
>lean back into the couch so it’s more inviting for her to lean onto you
>wrap arm around her
>depending on how she’s leaning on you you can put your other hand on her leg after a while start rubbing her leg in a “I’m appreciating the intimacy” not a “I’m trying to sneak towards your vagina” way
>make out when she starts looking towards you more than just eye contact if you’re chitchatting
Women are easy and even those who sleep on the first date like to feel special
Noble prize in Rizzics
No fucking way I'm able to pull this.
Dont have to hit bullseye on the first shot, king.
>owning a TV
I already failed
literally me at my high school prom afterparty
i ended up accidentally knocking one of them over while moving to get a drink and they broke the heel on their shoe
>celibate
When girls mean to say they have never had sex with a man before they say "vigin." Celibate means she's taken 1000 cocks already and is ready to settle down with betabux but she won't sleep with him because now she has "self-respect."
Definitely not celibate with that 1000 cock stare
sauce
Literally me as a 30yr old man but my mom left me as a baby and I don't talk to my father so I'm just praying to God. And God loves shitting on me.
Literally just fucking talk to her. Women are naturally sociable so just fake your way out of being your normal autistic sperg self for one single evening in your life. Find a goyslop TV show she enjoys and ask her questions about it.
>just act like a gossiping woman and she will definitely respect you and see you as a masculine man worthy of fathering her children
>talking to people and watching TV makes you a woman
Ok fag.
talking to people is fine
rotting brains with gnomish propaganda is not
schizo moment
>understanding how tv and movies are used for manipulating (brainwashing) the populace means schizo
gnomish moment
>watching some movies out of boredom or as background noise
>NOOOOO YOU'RE GETING BRAINWASHED
legit schizo 4chanfag that escaped containment
>watching real people act out fictional stories designed to portray certain narratives repetitiously
>totally has no effect on the watchers' brains whatsoever
you're literally retarded and incapable of seeing the world for what it is lol
but it's not even your fault... you've been purposely manipulated to be clueless your entire life
And reading fictitious IST greentext stories meant to demoralize or anger the reader is better how?
>he thinks we "schizos" don't see through all the propaganda everywhere
lol such a simple worldview (again, by design), as expected from an NPC ofc
there's also a huge difference between skimming through text for 20 seconds
versus watching real people (which immerses you into their fake world and fake narratives) for hours at a time, over the span of many years
Not buying it. You just don’t want to admit that your addiction of choice is browsing here instead of mainstream social media.
what a silly assumption
i don't browse this place (or other corners of the internet) much at all
i'm usually too busy doing other things
if i'm here, it's to spread counter-propaganda (i.e., the truth), just as i'm doing right now
>i'm usually too busy doing other things
Uh huh.
you don't have to believe me, i don't care
fact of the matter is this:
stop letting garden gnomes brainwash you, and you're an idiot if you think they're not
If you actually practiced what you preach, you would have correctly identified that browsing here is just as much of a pointless time waster as television and therefore we shouldn’t be having this argument in the first place.
incorrect
people come to these corners of the internet searching for answers because the real answers are censored from the rest of the (gnomish controlled) mainstream internet
and people like me come here to provide the truth they seek
it is not pointless
it wouldn't surprise me at all if you're just another garden gnome doing damage control for your tribe
Stop browsing IST. Stop watching anime. Stop listening to Cum Town. Stop consuming Sam Hyde content.
>nuh uh, I'm not a schizo
>acts like a schizo for the past 4 posts
Like clockwork.
dios mios
You're retarded if you can't see that the majority of people here are compulsory internet addicts that could use a big chunk of the time they spend here way more productive. But I guess everyone has a way of justifying their addiction
>nooo, your brain is affected by seeing actors playing a story
>proceeds by sitting in his 4chanfag echochamber most of the day
lol
i actually rarely browse 4chan, and i came to these conclusions on my own, before ever browsing any image boards such as these
i never liked "chans" and previously would avoid them
i only use them now as a tool to spread truth
isn't it interesting how people independently consistently come to the same logical conclusion about garden gnomes throughout history?
Hitler and the Germans didn't have IST, did they?
what about the hundreds of times garden gnomes were expelled before that?
i don't watch anime
i don't know what cum town is
i don't consume sam hyde content
extremely low IQ take
i'm extremely productive
i run a business and my income puts me in the top 1% of earners, as i provide valuable services which help advance the human race
i also spend over 2 hours in the gym, 5+ days per week
Post body
you will never figure out who i am
He also wouldn't if you posted your body. The only reason you won't do it is because you're an overweight piece of shit that sits in front of the computer all day and thinks he is enlightened because he doesn't watch TV
Link the other threads you’re currently in.
none
wrong, i'm very lean (and jacked) because i take what i put into my body (and mind) very seriously
Do you own a desktop computer?
by the way, if you think i don't recognize you clowns... lmao
you're the same clowns (or within the same group of clowns) who've been trying to figure out who i am for quite a while now
i know you recognize me from my typing style and the things i say
>actual paranoid schizo
lmao can't make this shit up
damn i was actually going to post
>inb4 called schizo
but replied to the other instead
you're such a predictable monkey NPC
gaslighting doesn't work on me, try something else
>
this means nothing to me (mainly bc it's the opposite of the truth lol)
you'll have to do better than that
Do you own a desktop computer?
Anon, if you aren't trolling you might actually have a legit case of schizophrenia
>more failed gaslighting attempts
it's called deductive logic, reasoning, and pattern recognition
I know I can't convince you, I'm just curious. Do you think pattern recognition can be overactive in some people?
my work is done here
you kids have fun on discord
Hitler was an angry manlet. He never would’ve even gone into politics if he’d been a tall Chad nailing art hoes.
I thought we were deep state glowies, not kids on discord
I accept your concession
Are you indirectly trying to call yourself stupid?
>
>he thinks he can manipulate me
lol
Nobody is manipulating you, you just legit sound like an unhygienic neckbeard
not buying it, you're either gnomish or a glowie
>more failed psyop inversion of reality attempts to create confusion
no one's falling for it bud
nah, you're trying way too hard with this pol bravado bullshit
Kek, Hitler really was like Elliot Rodger but with status.
>mfw reading the newspaper and an interview on a local authoritative figure goes exactly like Hitler described in the second paragraph
>but posting on IST is okay
Not him, but even with trash whores that were ONS for me, I would always put something on to watch and talk about random shit.
Women often tell me that they love my company, they love my personality and they love listening to me.
Unfortunately for them, I'm just a retard with ADHD.
>just DON'T be yourself bro
They love it when you pull your pants down squat so your butthole is point blank infront of their face and you pop off huge farts, they really like it when you pop them off into their mouth and it acts as an amplifer for your farts, seriously, no joke, they love it. They love the warm breeze in their hair etc.
This 10000%.
I'm so used to being alone and doing everything alone that I simply can't even fathom having an actual "partner".
I can't imagine going to sleep and actually have an another human being an inch beside me. I can't imagine walking the streets while holding hands with someone else. I can't imagine walking into my parents house with a girl beside me, and I'm pretty sure not even my parents would know how to respond to that. I'm fact I am at a point in life where it would be weird and uncomfortable IF I brought a girl home, or a friend even.
It all seems extremely weird and alien to me. Even if I somehow miraculously met a girl that is interested in me, I couldn't just call her over to my place to "watch movies", I'm too damn self-aware of my situation and I couldn't play that normalfag meaningless small talk charade of "hey you will like this movie it's pretty good, got some popcorn too hehe" where I assume both people are completely aware that the movie is entirely irrelevant and you're there just to fuck.
Not to mention that I over analyzed kissing to such a degree that if I ever even get to experience my first kiss it will be inevitably be done 100% manually like a damn robot machine. And sex seems like a totally otherwordly act altogether, might as well talk about riding dragons or some shit.
You need to just chill out, man. These things are normal and they happen naturally. A relationship doesn't take a precise transaction at each moment.
>These things are normal and they happen naturally.
For ~~*You*~~
Anon's whole point is that it doesn't "happen naturally". I am not him but I had a girl in my dorm room "to watch a movie" one night 8 years ago. Just couldn't fucking figure out how to progress and told her to leave about 90 minutes in.
You are literally me
>This is so far outside of my world I don't even know man
As a 43 year old virgin in a IST chad body I wholeheartedly agree. Autism is one hell of a ride
They tend to love the DICK
why you fags always keep recycling the same pics over and over?
>yours is like 2014
here is a new one
Because not everyone is up to date with these e-whores like you are.
yet you are posting them lol
What's your point? I was talking about being up to date...
Forgot this chick's name but man is she got as fuck
Obligatory
nothing really. i try to ignore my wife most of the time.
get "Dating Essentials for Men" by Robert Glover, writer of "no more mr nice guy". the audiobook version is good also
>no more mr nice guy
god, that guy sounded like a gay
not a westerner tho, so something was probably lost in translation
God her sister is so cute. Exactly my ideal type.
I miss being in company of a caring women
it has been so 2.5 years
This is literally my wife and her sister. They’d do fucking nothing all day of they could get away with it.
IS THIS FOOD TRUNK GIRL?
I love her bros
cute
who are they?
Who are they? They've really well put-together in stylish clothing and make-up, and are cute and coquettish. I like them prima facie tbqh. 😉
My girlfriends
We have sex everyday nakadashi no condom
Fine fine I'll bite. Who is she.
She a cute.
Would go on Amazonian Jungle adventures with in search of ancient civilization ruins and other pulp fiction themed adventures.
How can you tell those girls' faces are cute when they look grotesquely like trollface? Lmao
Smoking weed boyyyy
Sauna
Cold plunge
Eat
Stretch
Fuck
Get my dick sucked
contemplate suicide
I pet my dog. He's old 🙁
Pic?
Why? So you can jerk off to him? Hm?
I'm not Canadian brother
cherish those last days man. I had to put my boy down 6 months ago and I'm still fucked up by it. I weep every day over that dude still
Play vidya
Watch sports
Fap
Shitpost on IST
hang out in a chat room & stream my cock on a swinging website
Stretch a bit. Maybe some isometrics.
Work, school, drink with frens, nap
I cry
Study for ham radio license
edge to porn all day
other hobbies (programming, fishing (depends on the weather/season)
Quit porn man, it is rotting your mind. Theres already enough softcore stuff thats borderline porn everywhere, at least dont watch the usual porn
Watch films and tv, read books, work, cook, meet with friends.
Just bought a 120 year old house that needs tons of fixing-up which is what I do with all my free time. It's very rewarding plus keeps me moving.
your mom is very rewarding
Why haven't you found a girlfriend yet
Btw I got a new phone text me I don't have your digits anymore
your mom got a new phone
how do you learn home maintenance skills if your dad was too much of a lazy asshole to teach you as a kid and you're too insecure to get help from others...
The fuck are you talking about bro? Where did you get that from? My dad taught me everything I know. I can build a house from the ground up minus plumbing and electrical.
i'm talking about myself
lmao I'm high. Forgive me for misunderstanding.
YouTube university, bro. There are hundreds of amazing videos on how to do literally anything in a house. From laying hardwood floors to installing a new toilet to wiring light fixtures. Check out FixThisBuildThat on YouTube.
would i hate women less if i had a gf? they seem really stupid and it irritates me.
i'm afraid of getting a gf and then resenting her because she's stupid. i'm terrified of this actually. i want a gf that is smarter than me. i'm not smart btw but i feel like women are so fucking dumb.
No. I have had a girlfriend for 8 months as of yesterday and I cannot put into words how much I hate that woman. She has made me hate women even more.
You won't get a gf who you resent and think is a retard.
The IST would have you believe otherwise but most relationships don't start with approaching a complete stranger and asking to fuck.
when i say smart i don't just mean common sense or something like that. i legitimately want a 120+ IQ gf. even if she's unlikable in other respects. like if she's a bitch.
You won't resent your girlfriend at first, even if she is a retard. You ignore it for as long as possible until you pass the 5 year mark and truly realize she is a retard
I only hated women after my first gf. Never dated again after that
For me it's crossdressing.
Is that like ranch
Groceries, meals for the week, study and be comfy in my bed
I’ve found a way to make my rest days pretty fit
>go out in public, busses, supermarkets etc
>have one of my older shirts on that are right around my arms and chest
>see cute girls
>look for the eventual guy that will stare at them
>proceed to stare him down
>he notices me noticing him and staring at him
>goes red/looks down in shame/walks away
It’s funny as fuck to do, I did it earlier to a guy on the bus who was looking at a group of 4 teenage girls and I didn’t break eye contact and the guy immediately brought up his phone to stare at but would every so often take a quick glance to see if I was still looking, which I was. To make it even better I stood up when he was walking off the bus so he thought I was getting off at the same stop and he started hesitating and panicking but I made a show of stretching my arms and sat back down
But why?
Walking and light workouts.
I watch videos about true love.
>jap
>true love
LMAOOO
>THEY ARENT IN A POLYCUBE SWINGING GROUP? THATS LITERALLY AUTHROTARIANISM
now where did i say that schizo?
tfw all it took was one cute tiktok video to melt the cold hearts of fit and show that most dont actually hate women, they are just bitter and lonely, putting up walls because they dont have the feminine, loving, submissive touch of a woman
>most of fit is just a bunch of dyel pussies that bend over backwards at the slightest sight of a crumb of pussy
Shocking discovery.
i usually go to a second, closer gym for LISS
I put women on a pedestal.
Its easy to post about women being garbage on IST, but in the real. world. when a woman asks me to do something I do it without thinking.
>so what do you want to do
>idk just lie in bed/couch all day
doesnt matter which girlfriend, also my sister does this to.
there has to be some magic formula that I havent discovered yet, that makes it enjoyable to just lie around the enitre fucking day
sorry for bad england
Is it ok to do a full day of fasting on rest days if i ate the night before after the workout?
I edge myself for about 45 minutes. 50/50 whether I decide to jerk off after that.
I rarely have rest days lately. It used to be sundays but now even then I go for a quick 20min cardio session.
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Any woman you would end up kissing will have sucked off a several hundred million dicks anyway anon so you arent missing out
I need to go to Brazil and find me a cute monke like her
a nice hour of cycling or if at the gym sled push or gpp slam ball stuff. dynamic stretching and isometric holds. flexing/posing. grip work. extra ab work.
xuexi zhongwen
Jump rope
It's actually the best for recovery
>Not too tiring
>Mobilizes blood (therefore protein or whatever) to build muscle
>Sculpts your calves
>Healthy for shoulder joints
>Fishing (luv fishing)
>Visiting AMPs for a 30 minute rub-n-tug
>Jacking off if I'm too broke for that
>Smoking weed
>Cooking something nice, fuck chicken n broccoli all the time
>Going on a light hike to a nice fishing spot
>Working innagarage
>Tidying up
>Most of all, shitposting with frens
God, I love being American.
What rest days?
45-60 minutes of mobility and several mile brisk walk. Generally on my last test day of the week (I have 2) I eat something of a “cheat meal” for dinner. That’s about it.
I was at the mall the other day picking up some stuff and saw a group of teenagers. They had to be around 13 or 14 years old, that age where nobody can drive and you can't really go anywhere to do anything so you just end up wandering around the mall.
2 guys with girls, they passed a Victoria's Secret and the girls were teasing the boys about wanting to see tits. Then this absolute chad of a 13 year old walks up to his girl throws his arm around her neck and says I only want to see your tits. And the madlad actually gives her nipple a tweak. They giggle and keep moving.
And here I am, a 33 year old autistic virgin tfwnogf who has never even seen a tit IRL, let alone touched one. Walking behind them to get after cheap wednesday deals.
It was one of the top 10 most suicidal depressing moments of my life.
>Not just smiling and saying to yourself "that's cute"
>Getting all fucking emo over it
"Fellow" 33yo virgin here, I fucking hate humanity.
We really have a special kind of high functioning (is it?) autism. I don't know if we were born this way or it's a perfect storm of genetic predisposition coupled with gen-x/millennial uprising (all women are queens + respect women + equality/feminism + participation awards) but we are scarred for life and doomed to never have sex. Zoomers have a bunch of different problems and are going to be royalty fucked and they are the first generation since after the war to have a worse quality of life than their parents but at least they don't believe the crap we genxers and millennials were brainwashed to believe.
Finger bussy
Is that the food truck chick?
I read to intellectually stimulate myself and treat the days that I lift as mental rest days as well.
I hack and mod old consoles so i can install custom firmware on them and play games for free. The funny thing is that i dont even play video games a lot, i just like hard- and software modding and i also like not having to pay for shit
read manga
i don't have rest days i have two daughters a son a 13 year old german sheppard and a 4 month old golden doodle. my wife still has a crazy sex drive and she's willing to dress up however i want her to. i'm lucky to get five minutes to myself other than lifting
Cope
Not gonna lie I hate "rest days"
I like the satisfaction of knowing I did something with my body.
I usually study (EM resident), read or play some games (mostly kenshi, fallout NV and stellaris).
I also prep GURPS campaign I'll probably never run. Sometimes I paint miniatures I 3d printed.
Recently got out of a 8 years relationship so I'm kinda struggling to keep the pieces together.
Holy fuck women have life so fucking easy. I want to end them all. Fucking dumb whores feeding Adam the apple. Women are monsters.
Play world of warcraft, read books, spend time with family.