What do you guys recommend after hard workouts should I go for a professional massage or a professional massage?

What do you guys recommend after hard workouts should I go for a professional massage or a ””professional”” massage?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can combine both

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go and eat something then go to sleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I do after I workout at work.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are rub/tugs even worth it? what if they get raided?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no. One place gets raided every few years just to make it look like they are trying to stop them. There's 15 different massage parlors down the main street of my suburb an hour outside LA. Every single one does rub and rug, I've tried them all. None of them have been raided in the past 5 years. Only one in my county that's been raided recently has been linked to drug trafficking (cartel related).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How much does it cost?
        I’d like a rub, tub, and bath/shower where they scrub you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this'll sound autistic but when you're laying your back and she starts jacking your dick off what are you meant to do? just lay there in silence staring at the ceiling? look at her?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just b yourself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve thought about getting a massage but I’m nervous that it will be some happy ending place and I’ll get put on some list

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go to a place that has licenced massage therapists with actual degrees and certifications, or go see a sports physiotherapist and ask strictly for a full body deep tissue massage. You might even get a free consultation to assess any issues you might have with muscles/joints. Win-win.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, if you can't tell an actual massage parlor/spa from the prostitution fronts, you are already on a list.
          The special needs one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sir i was here for massage therapy, when suddenly she started jerking my dick
      >Yes, i would like to press charges for sexual assault

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah most of them are overpriced and take advantage of horny monkey brain. but a real massage or spa day is worth the money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Specially because with minimum effort you can get some Tinder/Bumble/coworker slut to do it for free.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just so you know if you ever want to get an actual sports massage for an injury you want to make sure that a man is the one doing it. In my experience women massage therapists literally don't have the strength necessary to adequately manipulate muscle tissue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man you should see the tiny Asian ladies that give me massages in a little town nearby. They're strong as FUCK for their size. Gigantic arms. Not very muscley but holy shit they're strong (for women.) Always do a great job there. Generally though I'd say yeah see a male masseuse. There's exceptions.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh sweet, is this the thread where we talk about moron sluts we've banged and where we found them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up queer

      Yes and no. One place gets raided every few years just to make it look like they are trying to stop them. There's 15 different massage parlors down the main street of my suburb an hour outside LA. Every single one does rub and rug, I've tried them all. None of them have been raided in the past 5 years. Only one in my county that's been raided recently has been linked to drug trafficking (cartel related).

      >Sir i was here for massage therapy, when suddenly she started jerking my dick
      >Yes, i would like to press charges for sexual assault

      thanks and based

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the "professional" ones since I get to fuck the milfy asian ladies.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go to massage parlor filled with latinas. Have them rub my body then jump on my dick

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get a full body massage for the first time
    >right after the gym so I'm pumped
    >it's a male masseuse
    >instantly get a boner when he touches me
    >try to think of things to make it go away but it won't
    >dick is diamonds when he starts working my legs
    >can't stop my thoughts
    >too scared to go back
    >get a boner typing this out

    What does this mean bros? I'm legitimately concerned, I've always liked women, I think my mind just relates massages to being sexual because of all the memes

    Oh and to answer your question they're useless for recover, and I didn't feel any of the relief that boomers always talk about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just a blood flow thing I’m sure he’s seen it all so no big deal.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go to my local public pool which is in the area of the gym. 6.5 General entry then add 3.5 on top and get access to the sauna too, in the winter.
    Just doing light stretches and generally chilling in the water is nice to recover and relax stress off the muscle. Also outside they have a water play fixture which has way colder water, I believe between 5 and 10 celsius depending on weather. I go there at some point and just stand under this waterfall to do cold shower effect. Then I go back inside and go to the sauna, sit there for 15-20 mins.
    It's a nice routine.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thinking about becoming the AMP guy, should i? or should i just stick to escorts?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the time when people that paid for sex were treated like losers. Like you're not based for paying for sex from some crusty whore. This "le redpill" movement are just a bunch of sex work positive feminists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most of us still think of them as fucking losers don't worry bro. and """""sex work""""" is not real work

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Massage doesn't do shit. Any "relief" is placebo. But I swear bros these Asian women are something else. First rub and tug this week and I blasted in no more than 15 seconds with nipple stimulation. Bad habit but it's a growth experience to try it once.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How big of a problem is bacne for them 🙁

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