What do you lift for?

What do you lift for?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift so that smaller men will seem cowed by my physique and automatically move out of my way

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >80 year old dude can lift 2 plates
    >26 year old me lifting for 2 years and I still can't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      two years and you still can't? you're fricking something up
      where are you at now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't 2 pl8 after 2 years m8 you should kys no h8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised he's over 200lbs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean a respectable weight for a fully grown male? Weird post but ok.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > You must be obese.
          > American sized!
          > Rippotoe approved.
          > Kellogs pilled with your foreskin.
          > Or else you are making things up!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Train harder, eat more, rest harder

      I wouldn't be surprised he's over 200lbs.

      Cut your balls off and throw them to the dogs, they are useless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't lift 2 plates by the time of your second year at bench pressing, you weren't focused on it and didn't succeed.

      Takes some effort to suck that much, always do a push up + squat warm up of 5 sets prior to attempting bench pressing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you do five sets of push ups and squats prior to bench pressing?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          rep sets*. I think faster than I type.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            5 reps of each is all it takes for you to warm up? Do you do any aditional stretching?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To strengthen my muscles so that I can avoid muscle athropy and pain that comes with age if you don't.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To save the West and stop the dying of the light.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I can look at myself in the mirror and say "Damn, I'm fine as frick..."

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To kill the west because it has become a vehicle of semitic entanglement and inertia.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It’s just discipline/ a routine now. I don’t like getting up everyday at 5:30am to lift but I just do it because it’s necessary.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too prove them wrong

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is why I lift

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you include a double wide?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're just like the mobile home you live in but twice as big.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If I ever live in a mobile home it'll be a Dodge Viper.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the difficult

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for she

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      obvious be but here's your (you) and
      >she

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift so that I will be continue to be muscular and energetic for as many decades of my life as remain.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for numbers on paper.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he putting the pl8s in the wrong order?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I put the plates in the wrong order to frick with my mini ocd, I SUBMIT the moronic part of my brain, I AM GOD HERE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's European, that's just the way they do things over there. It's like driving on the left handnside of the road.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only British do that. Everyone else that's smart other than Japanese is driving right.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lefturds bfto in typical fashion

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, Day of the pillow and watching feminists destroy themselves.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I can make it to old age without being a broken dick busted piece of shit

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