What do you think of the Asmongold diet?
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he looks pretty good for 30. proof that diet is a meme. just don't be fat
are you on crack? he looks like shit for 30.
For whites he’s top tier. The top .001 percent of white males
Jesus you think this is good looking for 30?
Didn't know this was a humour thread
what exactly do you think a 30 year old should looks like anon, christ
bro he has a teenager body with the face & hair of a 50yo
he doesn't even have any aging vices like smoking or drinking, and he certainly doesn't expose himself to the sun often
>he doesn't even have any aging vices like smoking or drinking
He drinks a lot of soda
yea, his diet is shit
lack of water, deficient in god knows how many nutrients and minerals, lack of physical activity
asmon is actually a pretty good looking guy who could have done great things, but his high school experience & mommy issues really fricked him up
his teeth also fall out so theres that
Aging is mostly genetics and work, he spends his all day playing wow he's like opened but mint condition unused
That would be the case if he wouldn't eat junk food and drink soda for the last 20 years.
Dude's got a good sized keg belly you can see when he turns to the side in video. He's the definition of skinnyfat
I'm pretty sure his teeth are falling out or something.
This dude took the 30 year old boomer memes seriously lmao
>he looks pretty good
I'm 30 and he looks like he could be my dad lol
>he looks pretty good for 30
jesus fricking christ how low are your standards lmfaooooooooooooo
It's the not drinking or smoking and being able to live a lifestyle where you're never under-slept and overworked that allows him to maintain his youth.
Obv. don't be fat, too.
is this guy a millionaire? whys he look like he lives in a hovel?
he's like moot but rich
That's his whole "shtick". Living like a poor gamer despite being a millionaire. Like it's literally become his personality, his trademark, the reason why his sweaty millennial fanbase loves him. He knows this and plays into it, he's a smart guy like that.
does he live it up off air? if not that seems like a huge fricking waste of his life. imagine being a millionaire and not enjoying it 😐
>does he live it up off air?
According to one of his childhood friends, they knew he was a millionaire when he offered to pay for their bag of chips at the grocery store. He is as far away from living it up as possible.
he sounds like a fricking idiot
He still lives in the attic of the childhood home his mom died in. Drives the same 15 year old car. Wears the same ragged clothes even outside his streams. At first I thought maybe he was faking it for the character but no he actually lives this way.
At least he will never have to deal with the stress of paying bills, taxes, etc. He can live like a man-child for the rest of his life and that alone makes him tremendously happy. He's stated before he would never have been able to manage a real job. It was make it big as a streamer or become a bum lol
> He can live like a man-child for the rest of his life and that alone makes him tremendously happy
Mate he goes on massive depressive episodes every few months.
Oh does he? I only watch his short clips these days. Looked happy to me.
He unironically puts on a show for his main channel. He has a secondary channel on "zackrawr" where he turns the doomer up to 100.
But yeah hes a miserable fricker. He also has major issues stemming from his moronic his hoarding mother was. He still has bloodstains from his fricked up gums all over his walls because he used to wake up, feel blood in his mouth and just wipe it on his fingers and rub it on the walls
Asmon is the 0.0001% of neets who made it solely doing the neet lifestyle
>he used to wake up, feel blood in his mouth and just wipe it on his fingers and rub it on the walls
holy fricking neckbeard that's a fevered dream.
Ok I take it back, dude needs help KEK
I think the clips deleted now but you still get info on it if you google "asmon blood on walls". Hes also talked about how he broke his fingers and didnt bother going to the doctor so now one of his fingers is gnarled and slightly bent.
Or how he had millions of dollars but never got a carer when his mom was dying. In fact even buying her cigs while shes on fricking oxygen, which caused her to set herself on fire and almost burn their house down.
The rabbit hole goes real deep. hes not a complete human.
I remember feeling bad when his mom was dying. There's that vintage video of her playing world of warcraft while smoking (indoors) and I always thought it was cute and charming, but now that I think about it her lack of parenting is probably the root of his issues. Imagine having a mom that plays WOW 8 hours a day like a teenage boy.
I'll have to dive into that rabbit hole tomorrow.
https://livestreamfails.com/post/8256
Bruh
>he finishes his statement
>"I WAAAANNAAAAAAAAAA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE" scream in the song
>0.0001%
0.000000000001%, guy's still gonna die alone and childless in 10 years so who really cares
The guy is lazy and afraid of change. He just ignores all his problems. It will all come and bite him back one day not far from now and he knows it, but does nothing about it.
>He still lives in the attic of the childhood home his mom died in.
Remember, she was sick for quite some time and he never did shit to renovate their house or accommodate her with equipment that would have made her life easier. She probably lived in filth to her dying days because her son is a lazy piece of shit, yet his following thinks he's an angel because he brought her a pepsi when she wanted.
I used to hate-watch this skinny homosexual, but once all that happened with his mom, it was too fricking disgusting. She deserved better, and it fricking boggles me that her millionaire son couldn't muster up enough appreciation to get her the care she needed to make her life comfortable.
You don't even know how he was with his mom and you simply assume stuff. Hate-watch homosexuals are the worst, you pay him and you seethe hahaha
why would I love-watch a homie who plays video games? I watch people to see their unstable emotions and how bad a video game / streaming career can go for guys
>I watch people to see their unstable emotions and how bad a video game / streaming career can go for guys
Isn't this the reason everybody watches him? His chat wants to make him mad for fun. That's love-watching
I personally enjoyed watching lolgenranimo and wingsofdeath to watch adults lose their shit at video games... asmongold is generally a sad case because he's so emotionally stunted and his age is catching up to him, since the lost of his mother he's really lost all concept of living and is further isolating himself from the greater world
streamer success is a curse, nobody should have a job sitting in front of a computer 8 hours a day in front of thousands of people they have to entertain
>you pay him
huh? I never watch his stream and I have an adblocker on youtube so idk wtf you're talking about, asmoBlack person nut gobbler
And it's absolutely true. He was nice to her but that house was a shithole and he never did anything to improve her living situation, so frick off.
>He was nice to her but that house was a shithole
A frickin house doesn't solve your medical problems. And he said himself he was angry that she didn't try to save herself. She was obese, that's not his fault. Ligma
wingsofdeath.. that guy in a wheelchair? kek
no, wings is a gymcel who can't get a date and lives with his mother
Ah, i though of wingsofliberty or something like that.
>He just wanted the excuse to be lazy. I've carried my crippled, diabetic grandfather to and from the toilet to take a shit regularly before he died, and I could have easily let him rot because it was his fault for being a raging alcoholic. If I had the money I would have had AT LEAST a private nurse take care of him 24/7, though knowing him he would have drove her nuts, so you can frick right off with that stupid shit.
And no, no one is saying a house is gonna cure anyone, moron, I'm talking about quality of life.
House is quality of life in general terms, at least many think that.
Good for you, or rather not, sorry for your dad. But what was he supposed to do? Cut her off of food?
What I agree with, is that he changed after her death. But that could also be because of the fame. He got more arrogant than he already was and that sometimes annoys me too. It's reached past the point of comedy sometimes. He starts to take hisself too serious.
>he was angry that she didn't try to save herself
Oh boo hoo poor asmongold, I'm sure he cried himself to sleep in a mattress stuffed with 100 dollar bills.
He just wanted the excuse to be lazy. I've carried my crippled, diabetic grandfather to and from the toilet to take a shit regularly before he died, and I could have easily let him rot because it was his fault for being a raging alcoholic. If I had the money I would have had AT LEAST a private nurse take care of him 24/7, though knowing him he would have drove her nuts, so you can frick right off with that stupid shit.
And no, no one is saying a house is gonna cure anyone, moron, I'm talking about quality of life.
He's mentally ill, it's a not a "schtick" at all. I'm not saying he's batshit insane or anything, but he's mentally ill in the same way hoarders are( his mom was and he clearly took a lot from his parents) - he's DEADLY afraid of any change and justifies it with "i'm comfotrable already."
He lives in a moldy house filled with shit and 10-year old food, he broke a finger and never went to a doctor, his teeth are rotting away because he's scared to go to a dentist.
He thinks in extremes, his old shitty car broke down ng and people suggested he buys a knew more reliable one and he said "i don't need a Lamborgini" , while people were just suggesting newer Camry or something. He'll justify never hiring a maid to clean a house his mom blew herself in by saying "i don't want to live in a 5-million dollar mansion", he doesn't understand middle ground or just pretends he doesn't so that he can continue to live in shit.
A large part of Asmonds appeal is that the character he is playing. IF he stops playing the white trash broke cheap dude he is gonna lose his followers and viewers because he wont be same cheap relatable loser neet gamer anymore. That is why he is keeping the act up. He knows what he is doing
Stop with the fricking "le character" shit already is it really so hard to believe that he just is a shut in neet with poor hygiene and other standards like so many other people? He's not living drowning in trash because le character he's living in trash because he's that kind of person.
He does play in to the character. He got million views on "cooking 2 dollar steak", do you think he would even half of that if he was turbo normie standing is his pretty brand new kitchen cooking an expensive steak? frick no, nobody would watch that, that is boring. Now this messy dirty millionaire weirdo standing in his old worn down house cooking his 2 dollar walmart welfare steak which he barely knows how to do now that is entertaining. Playing dumb, stupid, inferior etc and so on gets you views. Look at nicandoo or whatever his name is Asmond has monetized the wow gamer neet archetype and his livelihood depends on it.
the absolute state of humanity
we need a serious culling of all the weak and degenerate
badly
no one but redditors is reading your reddit post
Damn, he's slowly becoming skinnyfat. Which unironically 100x worse than being the holocaust surviving lanklet he use to be.
Guess everything catches up to you.
this is so funny to me he lives like me but I do it because I'm poor and I do my dishes, very funny a multimillionaire chooses my life
>but I do it because I'm poor
You’re poor because you do it.
Makes no sense, but you're most certainly a hustle university homosexual.
I don’t know what those zoomer words mean, but get your life together
n-no you
>makes video getting drunk cooking steak
>gets banned for a month
>assmongoloid makes steak cooking video
>makes another million dollars
fricking hate these social media cucks
>demonstrates a subhuman trait
>mentions he learned it from his mother
Why are the anons seething about him not taking care of his mother? It sounds like he did exactly as he was raised. If this dude ever bred (he won't) I wouldn't expect better from any progeny of his.
he got to taste pink sparkles butthole and you never will
gross
why would any non-degenerate, self-respecting man want to taste that prostitute's butthole?
what a manchild
At least he's aware of how shitty his lifestyle is
frickin twichgays god i hate them eat shit Black person holy frick hope you die at least hasan is based tho
Wow great quality b8 m8
eat my shit Black person hasan is cringe Black person oml
I don’t get it either, I guess it’s just what kids like to do. Instead of living their own life they live through someone else’s. They’re not supposed to do that until they’re 45.
no shit. The future is cucked for young people.
I don't trust twitchgays much less ones named ass mongol
I like him. I done watch him but I like him. He’s a millionaire who lives like a guy on welfare. I respect self enforced poverty.
Nah, he made a complete and utter fool of himself when it came to women. That shit tanked his ascetic street cred to zero. t. monkmoder
What did he do?
Idk what that guy is on about assmald away got b***hes
kek
this the chick that wanted to sell her sweat and people said no?
Not sure about Pink Sparkles but a lot of twitch e-thots have sold shit like that lmao so it wouldn't surprise me
Why does Amouranth look so uncanny to me. She reminds me of a mannequin
Copious amounts of photoshop and filters
because that's a man
filtered to death. she literally has no face structure in that photo and her nose is almost invisible. i feel like it should be illegal to show a photo of someone like this. you wouldn't even recognise them if you ran into them on the street
>she
amouranth is unironically a man
that's why he gets a free pass to do whatever he wants on twitch
all the trannies that run twitch know he's one of them
and they get off on the fact that a bunch of 13 year olds are unknowingly cranking their shaft to a man with breast implants on twitch
go outside
she's a female who was a cosplayer many years before she started streaming on twitch
yeah i go outside and see beautiful women (actual women) all the time
trannouranth is obviously not a woman lmao
correct
>people never lie on anonymous image boards
you forgot your trip code, shamrock
>amouranth is a troony
Is that why in the sextape they don't actually show the vegana?
nice try pal but i literally fricked her at twitchcon
post body/prove it
the streamer fears the sunlight
Asmon's bones must be extremely weak
How many minutes of sunlight does he get in a entire year?
If you looked like that no b***hes would ever talk to you. Assman is an effortless pimp. Has no care of making himself look a fool. Knows he is a bossed up poon slayer.
she is ugly tho
>I respect self enforced poverty.
You have faulty morals
asmon has imposter syndrome and doesn't care about money at all
he loses thousands of dollars a day not streaming on his main partner channel and gives twitch all of the ad revenue for his alt account
I didnt ask
didn't mean to reply to you
enjoy the free attention it's the best you're gonna get homosexual
OK buddy
IST could benefit from eating like this. We have way too many fatties here.
At least asmon was smart enough to see and admit he started getting fat instead of being a delusional normalgay and chalking it up to his age.
>We have way too many fatties here
every time i say that you don't need to bulk up to 30% bodyfat to build muscle mass i get insulted on this shitty board
starting strength + autism = a cursed board
Hideous man, hideous food, hideous house
>Hideous man, hideous food, hideous house
that's his persona isn't it? all the cave dwellers relate to him and give him part of their pay check, he is like jesus of degeneracy.. as long as he is ok with is life and his looks who are we to judge? really, who the frick are you to judge a person on their appearance and lifestyle, it's not like he is imposing it on you, just don't watch and frick off.. you fricking piece of shit...
>just his persona
no lol
asmon has been at this for many years, and he didn't blow up until ~2017
he's always been like this
It's not a persona, it's how he actually is. The man is a modern-day Diogenes.
lmao shut the frick up. don't ever compare diogenes to your beloved twitchBlack person ever again. by allah
Mother of God no, Diogenes was a fit man who lived in the golden age of philosophy and rejected the world of ego and vice for a squalid existence as a cynical, misanthropic hermit who shat on the streets and harassed people. He was a nutcase, yet intelligent and eccentric enough to be remembered by history as the father of the most miserable philosophies of his time. Asmongold is a sad manchild with mommy issues, severe health problems and a chronic online game addiction. He is nothing by comparsion.
He literally jerk offd in the street.
yes, but to prove a point
>he was just doing it ironically bro
see
Except his behavior is worthy of judgement when it affects others.
Asmon is enlightened, a modern Diogenes.
As it pertains to mental fitness, Asmongold's diet is clearly working.
He will actually be dead before 60.
I like this dude
He just needed to lift, take care of himself and move out of that rats nest, give it a couple months and he'd realize a lot of stuff by himself
He's my hero because he's going bald like myself
Didn't this dude's mom explode or some shit? I remember reading about something like that.
....... explode?
Yeah. Something like she was handicapped and morbidly obeased and was using an electrical wheelchair that overheated when it was re-charging while she was sitting in it and it fricked with her pacemaker so it set her on fire and she exploded.
Ye Im having hard time beliving that
It actually happened.
People who watch ecelebs are cuckolds. Streamers are literally the antithesis of the philosophies behind IST, so the only reason I can imagine for someone who watches them to come here instead of reddit is because they want to say Black person and are the stereotypical chud.
Shut your troon mouth and stop being such a Black person.
How do you frick up in life so hard when you've got everything you need literally handed to you?
>extremely charismatic
>doesn't talk to anyone though
>has 10000 e-thots ready to bang him and clean his room
>still obsessed about his ex-thot
>rich
>doesn't use the money to solve 99% of his easily solvable problems
If you're happy, you're happy why change something about it? He doesn't seem depressed or something. Maybe he's banging thots on the side but isn't public about it?
>man is not solving his problem
>man therefore clearly doesn't perceive it as a problem and is okay with it
>has 10000 e-thots ready to bang him and clean his room
lol
I’m kinda famous but not asmon famous. The reason I started was for my bpd ex and when e-thots wanted my clout and my dick, I always thought about my ex. I think I had a manic phase tbh. Anyway game doesn’t change you, you MAYBE will make a few changes because you have money but you are still the same. I’m 30 aswell
because he is a manchild, simple as. he was raised on the internet by shitty parents and now rots in their house, eating the worst food on the planet and playing a few dead games from the early 2000's desperately trying to relive the past, wherein he was young and had at least the potential to fix his shit. but now he's a 30yo mess with a skinnyfat wreck of a body that will crumble like paper once he hits 40, his teeth are falling out of his head and his bones decay while he sits in a chair 24/7 appealing to other manchildren that are even worse off then him. all of his problems are easily fixable but he'll never do anything about them because of his learned helplessness, malnutrition and autistic behaviors.
I love this Frank Reynolds like dipshit just because he's consistent. Unlike that roach homosexual Hasan.
idk what hes burned more, that steak or his mom
Never understood why anyone likes this hobo looking homosexual.
literally a millionaire btw
>literally a millionaire bt-ACK
>dude bro just take mind altering drugs all the time bro just self dose!
>Bro just use online streaming therapists who only want to take advantage of you for views
Reckful is the poster boy for how moronic self dosing shit like shrooms and LSD is.
all these successful streamer boys have the same back story: they were bullied in school, escaped to video games, got a knack for streaming and appealing to other unpopular boys, and couldn't translate that success to the one thing they really want: female attention; a relationship & sex
why the frick would you use a semicolon there
frick; idk I like semicolons they look edgy and separate me from my peers
you_do_you_anon,_don't_listen_to_the_hatersSTOP
you like semicolons because people who write well and read a lot of literature use them. You however use them because you're a pretentious wannabe homosexual, which is obvious because you use them incorrectly
I haven't really read a book in my life honestly, I'm dyslexic, I don't believe I've ever used a semicolon incorrectly tho; it's rather easy to use them
Reckful was nothing like that. Idk about school, but the guy never had issues with women and had a dozen of close friends. He was also really fricking smart, made millions out of investments and could pick up and excel at nearly every game.
The issue is that he was crazy. His mom was insane, his brother killed himself. He had no chance, he had everything in the world and he still jumped from a fricking building. He would've killed himself even if he was a truck driver
reckful has serious social issues and always felt ugly
he made a youtube video literally sprouting incel logic about how 'we don't choose our bodies or money or situation and it's not fair' but deleted it a few weeks later
he had 0 game, very uncomfortable around women, deep seeded mommy issues, and couldn't hold a relationship with women due to his insecurity and BPD nature
reckful, like every streamer, only got in contact with women because of his success as a streamer... he had plenty of options but that only compounded his issues since all of them were sexually unattracted to him in a big way
some go the simp route (reckful, who would buy cars for prostitutes he thought would fall in love with him after) and some go rapist
but there's a serious sign of what these guys are, all of them are awful with women; you almost have to to appeal to your target audience
Nah he was just a israelite. Theyre all neurotic and crazy
Destiny literally killed Reckful. Someone needs to fricking stop that man.
>e-celebs
>looks homeless while in his own house
how does he pull it off
If its called a "diet" its wromg
I think he should kill himself and so should anyone who watched even a second of his content. Same goes for manletcucktical
he really named it the ass mongoloid diet
This man is one of the richest western streamers on the platform too. He spends so little & has been streaming on his alt channel for the past few weeks, he gets little to no revenue off because he doesn't care about shilling or having ads to generate more income. Imagine being mogged this hard by a skinny-fat wowgay on a steak, potato and soda diet.
hes been looking like hes about to get fat ever since his mom burned to death
she did what?
she smoked a cigarette and blew up her oxygen tank and set her face on fire
0 understanding of how people still smoke when vaping is a thing, just as good, better even, more of what you want less of what you don't
wow anon sorry but vaping is super gay just dont ingest any nicotine if you're going to go the gay route
it's funny people will say vaping is gay when it's 2-3 harmless ingredients but are fine with energy drinks which have serious health implications compared to coffee or tea
yeah energy drinks are gay too what do you need energy for sucking dick lmao
I vape for the flavor, a pure VG juice... I don't really need nic anymore, but when I was using slat nic setup it was pretty amazing compared to smoking... homies struggling with cigarettes just need to get a juul-like setup
vaping isn't gay cause its bad for you its because its gay, everyone sees your fat dragon cloud and thinks "what a fricking loser"
that's how she died? wtf
He also BOUGHT her the sigarettes even though he knew she's smoking with a tank on. She was basically wheelchair-bound too and completely dependant on him, so he could refuse her at any point.
tbh i can see how it can be hard to refuse your dying mom her addiction shit if she's begging you, but it just shows what type of person he is.
and what type of person is he?
The ones that takes the path of least resistance/effort in any possible situation
>she smoked a cigarette and blew up her oxygen tank and set her face on fire
>He also BOUGHT her the sigarettes even though he knew she's smoking with a tank on
Jesus Christ are you serious? What a fricking shitshow.
No. This was before she died. She died of some lung disease from smoking.
>literal millionaire
>lives in a mold infested shack eating tendies and two dollar streaks
Never change asmon
what can i do to make sure my long hair doesn't look like his?
wash it regularly
doesn't work homosexual
God I hate skinnygays so much
>Be literally multimillionaire
>Buy shit food because you are too lazy
Rreeeeeeeee
it sick it piss
Hard to get 200g of protein eating like that tho
This guy is a like millionaire why is he acting poor? to be relatable?
No way it's just an act, dude has to have something upstairs going on.
yo richard should collab with asmongold
i can't stand the look of this guy. I think there's something very deep in most sane men that can immediately identify a weak rat. This guy is a weak rat.
>there's something very deep in most sane men that can immediately identify a weak rat
exactly this
imagine being the type of person who follows or watches or even knows anything about this weak rat
and apparently there are enough pathetic males around and they're all moronic enough to give the guy money
couldn't be me
pretty good. he should lift for real
>would lifting save him?
honestly, probably
thanks for posting anti inspiration
Asmon... Everyone here knows exactly how you should live your live. Cool, uh?
Just imagine our own lives now. Have a nice day, dude
I only take dietary advice from people who look like 9/10's AT LEAST.
If your organic, all-animal products, high in minerals and protein, largely organ meats, zero carb, no alcohol or seed oils, raw and unpasteurized neo-nazi meme diet works so well, why you still so fricking ugly bro?
Come back when you can prove that your diet is more than just a theory.
I'd sooner trust gif related if he told me he mostly consumes pizza, mcdonalds and shitloads of booze compared to some alt-right wanker who has finally concluded that the reason he's losing his hair is because he has been consuming seed oils since a young age and that we must return to trad communal living to fix our diets.
Because everyone in these first world nations were brought up on goyslop yet some men still look strong and healthy anyway. So maybe it's not the food but rather your own dogshit genetics. You would probably have been scrawny and weird in the 10th century as well so don't go blaming your environment.
Every litter has a runt and sometimes it's you, learn to live with it.
>no body posted
you are wrong + moronic
chad hobo diet