>Finish running and incline training >Completely saturated with sweat >Straight downstairs to the pool / sauna area >Quick blast under the cold shower then into the sauna >Sit there feeling incredible for a while >Go for a swim >Back into sauna or steam room for another round.
Feels good man
During covid they used to only let 2 people into the entire pool area at a time and you had to book it and a few times the other cunt didn't show so I had the whole place to myself for an hour.
NGL I was once too relaxed in the sauna to stand up and go out so I just pissed in my shorts.
>contemplate life (and death) >enjoy >throw water to stones >suffer >enjoy suffering >focus on the moment >focus on yourself >repeat until you feel purified
If you have to think of activities in sauna, you are doing it wrong.
I wouldn't even try to fuck them, I'd just enter with a ski mask on and jerk off in front of them while screaming like a retard. I'd try to cum on one of their legs or hair or something and just flee.
If porn has taught me anything, it’s that they would all ridicule you and laugh while teasing you sexually. Either that or they’d all have a blowjob competition to see who is the best. Maybe both even
same thing happens at my work cute office supplies manager and i always half flirt with eachother than some oomer comes in and fucks it all up with retarded jokes or negging on me for not being a lardass
>be me >move into new luxury apartment with Gf >building isn’t even finished construction >private luxury pool and sauna area is brand new >smoke weed and Fuck my gf and cum everywhere in the steam room
>few weeks later a sign appears saying nudity not permitted and they have cameras
What is the point of a Sauna? Just go for a run, you lazy cunt lmao.
You sit in a sauna AFTER a run (or any other exercise), dingus.
>Finish running and incline training
>Completely saturated with sweat
>Straight downstairs to the pool / sauna area
>Quick blast under the cold shower then into the sauna
>Sit there feeling incredible for a while
>Go for a swim
>Back into sauna or steam room for another round.
Feels good man
During covid they used to only let 2 people into the entire pool area at a time and you had to book it and a few times the other cunt didn't show so I had the whole place to myself for an hour.
NGL I was once too relaxed in the sauna to stand up and go out so I just pissed in my shorts.
Usually I suck the other dudes off and before I know it an hour or two has passed
suffer
outward harmony inner emptiness
Die
4>3>2>1>5 the non subjective white mans opinion everything else is moron tier cope or logic
Objectively correct
1 and 5 are the only ones with blue eyes though.
4 looks maybe green
Sure mine's the same
1 and 3>4 for me.
1>3>5>4>2
Relax ffs. Whats wrong with people not getting Sauna?? Be naked, relax, sweat and see how long you can take the heat
From right: out, out, stay, out, stay
Ayo this bro trying to manage the pit strategy for two and a half F1 teams lmao
>contemplate life (and death)
>enjoy
>throw water to stones
>suffer
>enjoy suffering
>focus on the moment
>focus on yourself
>repeat until you feel purified
If you have to think of activities in sauna, you are doing it wrong.
Talk with my friends of course, what else would you do? Or just sit and chill if I'm going to my own sauna.
I wouldn't even try to fuck them, I'd just enter with a ski mask on and jerk off in front of them while screaming like a retard. I'd try to cum on one of their legs or hair or something and just flee.
If porn has taught me anything, it’s that they would all ridicule you and laugh while teasing you sexually. Either that or they’d all have a blowjob competition to see who is the best. Maybe both even
3>1>2>5>4
I do planks in the sauna
jack off
talk with other dudes
sometimes getting massaged by other dudes
put some water on the stone to suffer
Watch memes in between sets
They're literal bait for bbc
usually i masturbate till i'm close to an heartattack, then i hyperventilate in the corner till the pain is gone.
Listen to ambient vaporwave mixes
I like to stare at all the other mens bodies, examine their physiques in detail and commit them to my memory for later
Everytime I get talking to hot MILFs, some boomer will try and join in by making shitty jokes
same thing happens at my work cute office supplies manager and i always half flirt with eachother than some oomer comes in and fucks it all up with retarded jokes or negging on me for not being a lardass
>be me
>move into new luxury apartment with Gf
>building isn’t even finished construction
>private luxury pool and sauna area is brand new
>smoke weed and Fuck my gf and cum everywhere in the steam room
>few weeks later a sign appears saying nudity not permitted and they have cameras
Lol shit was so cash bros
>luxury apartment
Based, but also kind of scammy
Not saying I don't want to delve into that lifestyle regardless, cheers anon
>The duality of man
>private pool
>cameras and no nudity
Doesn't sound so private to me.
I preach the word of God and the good news of my Lord and savior Jesus Christ to people who come in.
Just sit there and don't think about anything.
If you need things to pass the time in there it's probably not hot enough.
I usually nap in there
1>4>>>>>>>2>3>5
I literally meditate.