What exercises should I do in order to carry my girl during sex?

What exercises should I do in order to carry my girl during sex?
Something like this but without her using her hands to carry her weight
Front raises and bicep curls, right?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol. Reminds me. I Fricked a girl from my gym in the wheelbarrow position once like thread pic and made her hold an an wheel and driver her around the house on my dick like a frickcycle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You aut/o/gays are weird.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And then everyone clapped

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NOW MAKE HIM DO BICEP CURLS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          AND GIVE HER A DUMBBELL FOR HAMSTRING CURLS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Farmer carries

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wrist curls

    goblet carries

    rows

    Your wrist flexors are probably doing to be the bottleneck, then it will likely be your upper back.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >without her using her hands to carry her weight
    Then most of the work must be done by your girl's core

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what if I lift her by the chest with one of my hands?

      Lol. Reminds me. I Fricked a girl from my gym in the wheelbarrow position once like thread pic and made her hold an an wheel and driver her around the house on my dick like a frickcycle

      based, I'll do this at some point

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zercher

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio, lots and lots of cardio
    Cardio endurance and stamina matters infinitely more than strength when it comes to sex, women are light as frick
    Unless you're trying to frick and carry some gross 100kg hamplanet around lol

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unirionically sandbag carries.
    I was doing these in college/uni when I was into slampigs and braphogs and when yiou can squat a 200lb sandbag for 5 run with it and toss it over yourshoulder and do that for 5 rounds you will literally have no problem picking up a fat b***h shoving your wiener down her throat making her gag and then rape the ever living frick out oif her while she screams in terror.
    I'm not saying zerchers and farmer walks won't help either but I am saying sandbag training will be the superior among the 3.
    Back then raping fatties was a hobby and sandbag training was my go to.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get a smol gf, mine weighs 47Kgs and she's easy to carry and lift

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with sex positions like this often isn’t the strength of the man, it is the strength of the woman. I can tell you from experience. Most women do not have enough strength to withhold this position for more than ten seconds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this guy fricks
      its the same as balancing a chick on your shoulders. if she has no core strength, you'll be compensating for both of you while trying to thrust + maintaining a boner

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is that tardwife doing?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          enjoying some corn

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Country girls make do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with sex positions like this often isn’t the strength of the man, it is the strength of the woman. I can tell you from experience. Most women do not have enough strength to withhold this position for more than ten seconds.

        https://i.imgur.com/b2JvBQ3.jpg

        What exercises should I do in order to carry my girl during sex?
        Something like this but without her using her hands to carry her weight
        Front raises and bicep curls, right?

        This is what I was thinking. Unless you pick her up at the gym almost no woman is going to be able to hold this position for long and even fewer are going to cum from it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SLOB ON MY KNOB
        LIKE CONE ON DA COB
        CHECK IN WIT ME
        AND DO YA JOB

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Most women do not have enough strength to withhold this position for more than ten seconds.
      Yep, same with cowgirl in my experience, most girls cant go longer than 60 sec.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of girls are you fricking, even a fat girl I used to frick could ride me for a good 10 minutes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah same. Seems like women love cowgirl if your dick is big because they can control how deep it goes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          People who get fat around 13-16 will get their body prepared for their extra weight hence making them stronger than than any fatass who got fat post 20 on same conditions.
          Also she loving/liking/enjoying you helps a lot in order when making an effort

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >same with cowgirl in my experience, most girls cant go longer than 60 sec.

        homie WHAT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, most of the girls I've been with gas out after a minute or two of cowgirl and complain that their legs are getting sore. Pretty pathetic tbh

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ive never experienced this and ive fricked both girls heavier than me and girls who are probably clinically malnourished, please tell me you're breaking 200-250lb

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              *please tell me you're NOT breaking 200-250 lb

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah man. All the girls I've fricked have been between 110 and 140.

                Maybe it's where I live but yeah my experience is that the average woman has poor cardio when it comes to sex. The only ones that can ride for more than a few minutes are the ones that are actively involved with fitness stuff

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Something like this but without her using her hands
    ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she would either have to be really small or you have to be very strong, i think it's nearly impossible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      having date a pixie girl this is nearly impossible to do in general.
      One, besides you having to be strong as shit in general to keep up some of these positions while also dealing with focusing on the sex. The girl herself has to be strong enough to hold herself up without going dead limp (which can happen if she focuses on the sex).
      What happens is effectively your dick gets hurts.

      The one where you're holding her legs away from you or towards you is pretty easy to train for. However it's still tiring as shit doing that while having sex.
      It's one of those ones you do it for a while and put her up against a wall after a minute or two.

      I've lost a fricking erection before on trying to hold up heavier girls. Just too much focusing on everything other than the sex.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Deadlift, squat, OHP seem like the obvious ones for carrying people. Maybe throw in some farmers walks and abs to be able to move around and stabilize your core

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Id love to do something like this with a Piper Perri gf
    Hold her up and throw her around while ravaging her pussy

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think you guys have been watching too much porn. No woman unironically cares for these acrobatic meme positions. At most pick her up for a bit if you want to wow her but just backshotting a woman properly isn't any less satisfying or impressive for her than going for these fricking positions that you saw in this or that porno that look like they would be recommended in cosmopolitan next to a tip about ice cube blowjobs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its not about wooing the lady its about the primal neurons igniting in the brain that makes lifting and fricking even better

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    possible?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you can air push ups and she can weighted push ups
    Why not both exercise?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Front raises
    kinda political ngl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did a full routine for this out of pure autism.

    Kettlebell swings. Dumbell shoulder press. And a wrist roller 3 times a day.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cbt?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I she spinning clockwise or counterclockwise ???? :OOO

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What in the world is going on in here?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What exercise/precautions should I do if I want to do all these but anal?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FINALLY A GOOD FRICKING THREAD

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get strong enough to do this without backing them against an object?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cRp0NUf.png

      I can't even do this for longer than a minute. My girl's skinny.

      hold one leg up while her other leg is on the floor and then pick her up from time to time fully like you're doing reps.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even do this for longer than a minute. My girl's skinny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im curious about how hard it is. whats your height/weight, and most importantly, lift numbers?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did he died

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pin her against a wall

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, she's over weight, and if I do it for more than 1 minute my back hurt.
      What workout do I need to do?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bicep curl 110 lbs for 10 reps, Deadlift 405 lbs for 5 reps and you'll have the strength to frick her like that for an hour. Not easy but doable

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    farmers walks
    alternatively with a sandbag instead of dumbbells

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is it like to frick a cardio bunny?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good until they let out bloodcurdling shrieks and suddenly drop dead
      Or pop out 20 kids a month after you frick

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