What exercises should you do to get good at lifting a partner during sex?
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zerchers
zerchers frick your elbows
Farmer walks and front squats
>What exercise will make me better at benchpress?
>Bench press fricks your elbows, do pull overs and dips
Zercher is the closest thing to sex positions that require you to hold your partner up. If you're worried about fricking your elbow, you're b***h made or you're trying to carry a landwhale.
My gf isn't a landwhale but I'm a 5'5" gigamanlet and she's 5'9" so she weighs about the same as me lol.
>lifting and carrying soft flesh is the same as having a steel bar directly on your joints.
Unless you either expect OP to hold up a plate of weight for 30 min, or that he's only gonna last as long in bed as he takes to do a proper set, he's gonna lift more than his girl(male)friend weighs.
Zerchers are a meme, and no one in their right mind incorporates them into a routine if they care at all about longevity.
It's sure a hell of a lot more relevant to OP's question than fricking front squats and farmer's carries.
None of this shit is relevant to the OPs question. OP doesn't have a question OP is just bored and wants anonymous attention.
I at least went in knowing OP is a homosexual, what's your excuse?
>What exercises should you do to get good at lifting a partner during sex?
>?
Looks like a question to me.
Do I have to explain what intent means, Black person? You might be able to read but you sure can't decipher shit else.
If you weren't here to pretend that OP was serious, then you had no business posting in the first place, dumbass.
Are you an ESL?
>zerchers are a meme
tell that to him.
You're comparing us to M'lord, gains be upon him
For that, you will be executed by attempting to bench press his 1RM
Based Zercher bros
This is like asking what exerxises you should do to get good at bench pressing...
Lol...
Just have sex and your endurance will naturally get better.
>but I'm not strong enough to lift a 90 to 140lb woman up against the wall for 30 minutes
NGMI
>30 mins
Damn grandpa Hurry up and cum
zercher squats are THE "standing frick" exercise. it address all necessary points.
zercher squat and farmer's carries
Just do missionary or doggy and when you get tired put her on top. Life isn't a porno sex is supposed to be fun bro lol.
Why do insecure guys always do such weird sex positions when women always want missionary or doggy? Macabre.
Tbf lifting to frick a petite chick feels pretty good. Makes me feel like a beast. so i get why OP wants to try it.
Based and Beast pilled
I wish my wife was petite. She's not big, but still 58kg. That's above the weight where I could toss her around the way I wanted to.
Your wife isn't even 1pl8, time for you to train presses other than the mating press, bud.
I know, lol.
>being this much of a virgin
mental stimulation is as important as the actual physical act for women. if the girl is submissive and/or finds prototypical masculinity to be attractive then picking her up and fricking standing and/or against a wall is going to turn her on a lot.
>sex in real life isn't like porn
it isn't but that doesn't mean the things people observe in porn aren't ingrained as being desirable. there's a reason guys are into shooting loads on faces. part of it is an understandable sense of intimacy, another is because they've seen it in porn and want to emulate it. women are the same way.
If you want to be dominant and turn her on just choke her bros. You're putting too much thought into it, the female lizard brain is simple just hit them and choke them no need for contrived positions lol
>no need for contrived positions
I'll choke my woman in whatever position I please.
Funny, your girl thought it was 8 inches for at least an hour. Would have been two if you didn't get off work early.
Yeah because she's a midget
>sex is supposed to be fun
>just do missionary or doggy
frickin lel
>I can't do it so you must be slow and bad at it
Confirmed cumlet.
Yeah it's great. My gf loves that shit, too.
Bruh no girl wants to fake enjoying your 4 incher for more than 5 mins, have some common courtesy would ya?
Weighted squats
Overhead Press
Hip thrust for lower back gains
Zercher and not being a chubby chaser
Are those jeans part of her body? Or are her bones sticking out?
Everything. Good core for balance, good legs because you're going to be using those for stability AND for thrusting. No you wont be using your hips the whole time. Gotta be able to hold her so some arm strength is important too, but you have the wall for support and women are usually LIGHTWEIGHT.
tl;dr: be strong enough to actually lift her, otherwise mostly legs
I'm a 27 yo virgin and what is this?
honestly having sex like this is just uncomfortable for both people involved, even if your partner is petite and you're huge.
a better idea would be for the person getting fricked to hold onto a door frame pull-up bar or to lean them against a wall
even then, you won't want to do it for long
Wait you're tellong me women don't like discomfort? Then why do they tell me to slap them and hit them? Mixed signals brah..
Sex
lower back, biceps, quads. In that order I think
Anyone else find it hard to cut in this position? I’m strong enough to hold a woman in the air for a decent length of time but for whatever reason it’s hard to finish. Maybe the blood is going to the muscles, idk
For me this position makes me cum the easiest
just lift your partner?
it will hit the exact number of muscles
Squats, Oats and Milk
its all about cardio
low weight long distance farmer carries are probably the best
Oly lifts + interval training for cardio+ barbell rows
You need a strong upper back and strong legs with good endurance.
kaappihomosexual lol
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>67105842
You don't need to lift for this unless your gf is obese
I love my gf but
>tfw no stacked ~5'0" gf