What if some psycho at your gym just decided to drop a 50lb weight on your head?
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What if some psycho at your gym just decided to drop a 50lb weight on your head?
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You'd be off to anal town
Homie... lost his cool...
Fricking legend
kek holy shit
>newcomer to gym
>take everything out of your bag and put it on the equipment
>someone comes up to you saying they were using that
>tell them they don’t need it and continue your day
>guy is persistent, is willing to fight for it
>think to yourself- ”gym follows prison rules. I’ll be made fun of if I don’t show some backbone on my first day”
>persistent guy the shit out of you as a result
>you run, but he chases you
>continues to beat you into a bloody pulp
kek
If this happened it would've been on the news you gullible homosexuals.
Brazil
>mulatto still hasn't got up
kek
Sides have exploded into orbit and I’m sitting at the gym laughing like a moron at this.
kek
i've opened this thread 4 times and thought this was too long to read
worth it
Kek
Worth the read
>get a boner for some reason
Kek
Kek a classic
holee shit
>50lb
You guys don't use 45?
It would do literally nothing to me.
why'd he do it, bros?
He wanted to and also he has no ability to control himself.
I'm pretty sure that most of us have wanted to just smash the ever living frick out of someone's face for no reason but 99% of us are civilized enough to not do it.
probably roll around on the floor and cry while covering my face tbh
>He relaxed
That guy is white...
No he really wasn't lol.
You stupid
It's just good advice, anon.
No, that guy is a fricking boong.
Both guys are Australians
this is the pic that comes up when you google his name 'shane ryan'
there really are no coincidences in life
jesus. what race is this. i thought americans were mutts
Kek yeah idk if I've ever seen someone more racially ambiguous
Indian + hispanic?
the primordial mutt: the anglojew
Given the shirt I'd say Fijian-Indian mix, Fiji is like 35% Indian that were brought there by the British to work the sugar plantations.
>After pleading guilty on the first day of his trial, Ryan was sentenced to 19-months in prison. He will have to serve a minimum of 10-months before he is eligible for parole.
Australia is a joke.
This guy would have been put away for years in the U.S., and rightly so.
They guy just stumbled wtf
>Australia is a joke.
>This guy would have been put away for years in the U.S., and rightly so.
wat. in the US he'd get like community service or something. worst case is the other guy would sue in civil court and get some money
LOL I read that as "Around Gym bros" never relax.
I've seen this before, but what's the story behind it??
There is no story. Random guy decides to do this out of the blue to a stranger he didn't know. They couldn't find a motive and there was no history of mental illness. Just a good reminder that humans are literal apes and sometimes people ape out for absolutely no fricking reason.
As far as I recall there's no story or motive. He just felt like dropping a weight on that guy's head for no apparent reason. They weren't even buddies or whatever, just 2 dudes in a gym.
they were friends
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10637597/Video-Shane-Ryan-dropping-dumbbell-friends-head-Darwins-Level-Gym-story.html
It's a staged fake "prank". That's a fake weight.
Wouldn't happen at my gym since it's a small gym where everyone knows each other. Checkmate chain-gymgays
What do you mean? Probably go to the hospital and have the front desk call the cops while I'm dealing with the pain of having a plate dropped on my face, I'm not some frickin anime protagonist.
>implying I don't both go to the gym at 3 am when there's usually nobody else there and if there is someone else there that I don't autistically watch them to make sure they keep their distance
>Implying I don't keep my brick of a 10mm Glock holstered under my (extremely flexible, surprisingly) cargo shorts I use for lifting
Seeing this get posted the first time was all the confirmation bias I need for packing heat even at the gym. Well that and the fact that there's white Black folk (crackheads) in the area around my gym.
bro i go the gym at 4am and its always me (dyel) and this big motherfricker who i feel is gonna either kill me or rape me
it bothers the frick outta me cus there is no one there the entire hour i work out
True, I am the big motherfricker. Not to sound like mr internet tough guy but I doubt I'd even need a gun against your average person.
But I see no reason not to be armed in any location I'm legally allowed to be, it's better to have it and never need it than need it and not have it. I've yet to actually need to even let anyone know I have it on me, and I'm perfectly fine with it staying that way.
based, no one needs to know you have a gun. Friends? frick em? Family? frick em? as long as i don't get searched, i take my gun wherever the frick I go
Story follow up?
19 months in jail iirc according to local news
>at your gym
My gym is only for me
Well if I survived well, lets just not go there op.
WTF is this?
Story time please.
That would be a big ouchie.
I guess I would deserve it.
>Home gym master race
The "victim" must have taken a picture of him to post in a DYEL thread. I'd have done the same.
>guy gets weight dropped on his head and you think that's me? No. I am the one who drops
Home gym master race. The only person dropping weights on my head is me.
Around ___ , never ___.
I would 360 and walk away
just make your own weights and get yourself a home gym
>inb4 too expensive
doesn't stop those africans with concrete weights and w/e
Id probably go "ouch someone just dropped 50lbs on my head, I need to go hospital"
Hold a rear naked choke even if he taps
all the cops in my town work out at the gym I go to so I'd like to see em try.
time for neck workout then
> see this video
> don't trust anyone walking by me when I lift I watch them very closely waiting to defend myself
Thanks fit, you ruined my trust of gym rats
nono but really what the frick was in this homies mind? like is this some type of revenge or wtf
The real question is why there has been such a sudden, steep rise in dumbbell smashings of late.
This is a different instance.
so many zoomers too afraid to step in, the result of every single father figure being some soiboi moron
thinkin hes entitled to become a father because he has a penis and potential walking cum dispenser
to poop out his moronic offspring out into the world, if any of you are a father then fricking teach your
sons that its a responsibility to stand up for people minding their own fricking business getting assaulted.
Even Swedistan has rules supporting you in need of defending yourself with the "excessive force" being
a "subjective matter" for your own safety and well being.
You should never step up for someone that doesn't step up for themselves. The exception to this rule are elderly women or if a guy is tremendously outnumbered.
I've seen cases where some whiteknight onions with your mentality tries to step into a couple fighting, for example, only for the guy to pull out a gun/knife and KILL the cuck. Don't be that person.
the reason people dont put the foot down and stand up for themselves is the lack of male rolemodels
in todays society and whining soiboi stepfathers being the only source of inspirations to be great men
you can serve as a better example by doing whats right instead of thinking twice or looking down into your phone
and the fact that youre already undermining the situation already shown in the video being a complete psycho
who attack people in their most vulnerable state in the gym, almost as if you break into peoples home and stab
them in their sleep.. thats already where you cross the line, it was already wrong at the point of getting too close
to someone doing skullcrushers.
you undermine it with an irrelevant scenario that is something else entirely to make me look like a white knight,
fricking soiboy mentality deflection
At least they hugged it out in the end.
thank him for sacrificing his freedom to release me from this hell.
>benchpress lmao 5benches
>guy comes near me
>spidersense kicking in
>see the plate coming near
>grab the plate midair with one hand while i keep benching with the other hand
>rerack bench and get up
>guy is looks in shock at me
>"listen knave, dropping weights on others is a big nono. i have to teach you some manners"
>backflip over his head and pull his pants down
>grab him from behind and pull him down on the bench
>crowd builds around us
>"please let me go" he implore
>"relax or it will hurt even more" i say with my deepest voice
>gymbros around us start chanting
>"you do nono, we go homo"
>"you do nono, we go homo"
>"you do nono, we go homo"
>whole gym gives him a big protein injection
weirdly enough it was the third time this day he does this and everytime he looked like to enjoy it.