What if someone regularly injected steroids into a gorilla, taught him to lift weights and taught him to fight MMA, then made him fight MMA champions?
What if someone regularly injected steroids into a gorilla, taught him to lift weights and taught him to fight MMA, then made him fight MMA champions?
the gorilla would easily kill MMA champions without doing any of that
stop this stupid fricking meme
you cant "grapple" or "choke out" something that has enough force to tear your limbs off
I agree except prime mike tyson would frick a gorilla 100%
Are you actually moronic? Or do you pretend to be for fun?
The best boxer of all time would 100% frick a unexperienced gorilla. Stop watching joe rogan.
A gorilla would eat him alive
Start watching the gorilla channel
a gorilla has no idea how to properly fight, they just have raw strength. Put a lightweight MMA fighter against a large bodybuilder, the MMA fighter will win every time. Technique > Strength
>source: trust me bro
>Technique > Strength
Oh shit my bad, you're actually moronic. Sorry to have mentioned it.
I think mike tyson could beat a mediocre gorilla but there are a few things that have relevancy
1. gorillas arent unexperienced, they fight a lot, they literally kill the alpha to becomethe alpha
2. gorillas are predictable they only have a few signature moves, if you can dosge them and get a quick strong combo yous maybe have a chance
3. if he gets you with his classic jumpkick your body would probably rip in 2
4. youd have to somehow glue together the mouth of the gorilla, yo he doesnt bite
5. tyson would need at least a year of dummy goria fighting training or starting with babies and work his way up, otherwise hed also just be inexperienced
so overall i think tyson has a chance of maybe10-20% of winning against a gorilla if the gorilla is relatively weak and tyson had luck
A gorilla would go through Tyson like a hot knife through snow. There is no chance unless the gorilla was sedated, had its mouth sewn shut or something like that, and was hogtied.
Please, take your meds, Anons.
I like the idea, but instead of gorillas i vote for down syndrome people.
You’re better than this dude
No he's not.
>Giving him (You)s
What the frick. Does people with down syndrome not have right to get jacked on steroids? You are the ones being pieces of shit. Let them participate in society ffs.
manners maketh man
I’ve always wanted to see a silverback bench press
I can’t be the only one
a baby gorilla could kill easily all mma guys lined up. morons
That would be animal abuse and potentially 2nd-degree murder on the behalf of whoever trained the gorilla.