WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THAT ON RALPH'S TONGUE?!

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THAT ON RALPH'S TONGUE?!

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations you are verifiably delusional

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can see it right there you fat retard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      you can see it right there you fat retard

      STD. He had a wild night.

      ethan ralph is proof that looks dont matter
      >5'1
      >fat
      >poor
      >lolcow
      >has 2 children and gets more pussy than you ever will

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about your literal who e-celeb crush

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know who that is but I can guarantee I don't want the pussy he gets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I understand

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Goes to show how easy americans have it. If he was in any other country he would be a necced virgin. American girls are way too modest and have low standards.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about your literal who e-celeb crush

        I don't know who that is but I can guarantee I don't want the pussy he gets

        Goes to show how easy americans have it. If he was in any other country he would be a necced virgin. American girls are way too modest and have low standards.

        Women are addicted to narcissistic self-delusion, which Ralph excels in. Women can't objectively judge people, things, or ideas, so they have to rely on his self-perception and how others judge him. Ralph thinks he's a living deity and is a C-lister e-celeb, so he gets at least some pussy.

        Meanwhile a ISTcel gymcuck's self-doubt is pussy repellant.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he’s the biggest name in the sektur

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ugly people having kids doesn't mean anything. Ugly people have sex with other Ugly people and procreate every single day. Their relationships with each other mean nothing when I could come by and steal their woman whenever I please.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not interested in fat methheads or manfaced pedophiles. The Ralphamale can take them.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    STD. He had a wild night.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a life you fucking losers. Ethan Ralph is fighting to save America. He’s a hero. Go back to your fan fiction farms loser. He’s done more in a month than you have in your entire life!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go on Kiwi to see if they're verifying this but I don't have time to figure out which of the 50 different Ralph-based boards they're currently using.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you’re just retarded

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sounds like you’re just retarded
        sound like you share Null's obsession with dedicating 50% of KF to this one fat boy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well, for the last months he brought at least 50% of the train wreck content that's worth watching

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he has his own board bc he’s provided a lot of content this year so far, i don’t see why he wouldn’t. there’s a lot to laugh at
          i’m currently working through the fatrick hamlinson thread btw

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    achievable natty?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one day we’ll get a pic of him fully shirtless and it’ll be incredible. all the pics we’ve seen of the gunt make it look like a giant fat tumor protruding from his torso

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    certified GUNT classic

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5 STAR DAYS BITCH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SSSSSUUUUUEEEEYYYYYYYY

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LISTEN ERE I DONT CARE IF ITS HIV OR STD IM THE BEST IN THE SECTOR FROM AIDS ON DOWN
    AND THAT MEANS EVERYBODY

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people still act surprised when they see a fat cokehead? They’re too many to count, including Ralph.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one is surprised by anything at this point, we all just enjoy laughing at him. have you seen him getting knocked on his ass in portugal? you could show that to anyone in the world with zero context and it’d be funny
      FIVE STAR DAYS BABY

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >massive gunt gives women additional pleasure during sex and cuddling
    >layers of tongue warts perfectly stimulate every nerve in a woman's vagina while you're eating her out
    >thicc ralphafeet signal that you're not a working peasant but a KING
    How can gymcels even compete? Why haven't you taken the gunt pill yet, IST?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it wasn't for Chris chans arrest I'd have no idea who this nobody was.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trump will rise again baby! I am not the lolcow the left is please come back daddy Jim!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >probably wheel chair or bed bound
    >has multiple life threatening disorders
    >has around 10 years to live at best
    >still Charismatic af
    H-how does he do it bros?
    How can a walking corpse have more charisma than me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cries about taking the skeptica down
        >Disappears
        >Goes in for experimental diagnosis
        >Advanced cancer
        >Has to pick the times he leaves the house carefully because of a totally compromised immune system
        Him and totalbiscuit prove that maybe you shouldn't amass hundreds of followers just to attack nobodies. Maybe being a self involved piece of shit has karmic consequences.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          about taking the skeptica down

          He was around long after the skeptics, he disappeard when the coof started

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck happened to him? He used to be somewhat harmless and sat in the background. Now from the clips he's clearly absolutely coked off his head REEEing like a retarded pig.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why was he so obsessed with finding Jaden McNeil's cumstains? Wtf is a sussy squad and why does he have one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reminder that nick's excuse for not working out is that "you wouldnt see a king on the floor with resistance bands, its degrading"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >resistance bands
          he's not wrong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nick says that he wants to look like Timothee Chalemet lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i think the power of being in charge of a bunch of literal discord trannies got to his head. he used to actually promote marrying and having white children, but now he has a harem of catboys and is saying having sex with girls is gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >having sex with girls is gay
          he would fit right in here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why was he so obsessed with finding Jaden McNeil's cumstains? Wtf is a sussy squad and why does he have one?

        He is gay bro

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aids

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are his ladybugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      true if big but god damn what a horrible image. gays are truly disgusting and no one should respect them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dude is talking about wiping an old guys ass to fuck him for money
      >the old guy is the weird/gross one
      homo self awareness

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hate ralph, but man, when jim's chink wife, jade's face got posted on here, his dickriders went overboard with the copium
    that chink bitch looks like bobby lee, nobody can deny it, and bros were playing defense for her big time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post pic's

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bump

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, but he needs to go again to Portugal for another beating

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he is actually a hollowed-out vessel for a sentient fungal colony, you're seeing the exposed mycelium networks puppetting his tongue around to form words and sentences, otherwise hidden beneath the skin

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